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Post by greatcoastal on Jun 14, 2016 9:14:12 GMT -5
At least, you don't worry about, " they only want me for my body!"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2016 11:03:11 GMT -5
Wow. Good responses here everyone!
I feel like I have time to persue what interests me, whether it's writing or home projects or spending time with my friends.
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Post by obobfla on Jun 14, 2016 11:32:52 GMT -5
I struggled with this thread. Masturbation? I am sick of my hands, lotion, and porn. I want a female body!
But there are three:
1. I have found this group.
2. I have met two wonderful women I have had as lovers
3. I have my own bedroom now. My wife doesn't kick me when I sleep or steal the covers. And I can fart in bed whenever I want.
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Post by bballgirl on Jun 14, 2016 12:11:57 GMT -5
I struggled with this thread. Masturbation? I am sick of my hands, lotion, and porn. I want a female body! But there are three: 1. I have found this group. 2. I have met two wonderful women I have had as lovers 3. I have my own bedroom now. My wife doesn't kick me when I sleep or steal the covers. And I can fart in bed whenever I want. The masturbation topic was very tongue and cheek because at the moment I couldn't think of one thing but shortly after I realized that it is the friendship and support I have found here and at EP. |
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Post by eternaloptimism on Jun 14, 2016 12:25:24 GMT -5
There was a woman back on EP that told of similar pranks. Even going so far as to doing things with cucumbers before putting them in her husband's salad. (The irony). For a minute, I was going to ask you if you were a reincarnation of her. I never saw the two of you in the same place at the same time. That's funny! No I wasn't her. Shit I wish I would have thought of that!! I always peel my cucumbers and deseed them so if I invite the ex over he'll be getting a special vinaigrette. Lol I'm totally kidding I'll never cook for that man again. Pmsl!! |
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Post by obobfla on Jun 14, 2016 12:31:03 GMT -5
I did once see a list of why cucumbers were better than men. Things like "they will wait for your nails to dry;" "They will respect you in the morning;" "They don't leave skid marks on your sheet;"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2016 13:19:34 GMT -5
My first thought was , "I can't think of one thing". Then I realized, I got really good at masturbation. Sometimes when passive aggressive baseball girl came out and if he happened to be sleeping in the bed not on the couch I would masturbate with him sleeping and then wake him up to a screaming orgasm and that really pissed him off. Sorry if TMI. There was a woman back on EP that told of similar pranks. Even going so far as to doing things with cucumbers before putting them in her husband's salad. (The irony). For a minute, I was going to ask you if you were a reincarnation of her. I never saw the two of you in the same place at the same time. Creel, I think that was me. Although I never actually did it, I found this meme on Pinterest of all places.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2016 13:48:55 GMT -5
There was a woman back on EP that told of similar pranks. Even going so far as to doing things with cucumbers before putting them in her husband's salad. (The irony). For a minute, I was going to ask you if you were a reincarnation of her. I never saw the two of you in the same place at the same time. Creel, I think that was me. Although I never actually did it, I found this meme on Pinterest of all places. Since this woman -- RadicalRadish was her name -- was posting in the ILIASM forum, her act was one of defiance. I'm guessing her husband was going to eat her pussy whether he liked it or not. For all I know, the woman in your meme is doing it out of love for her awesome husband! |
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Post by GeekGoddess on Jun 14, 2016 13:57:42 GMT -5
I learned a lot (about me; about relationships and a variety of forms dysfunction takes; about masturbation; about BDSM - good reading is all but highly entertaining and educational). I also learned how much I can do without waiting on him, needing him, etc. Forced me to network up a group of friends (later, most were identified as toxic - thanks, therapy! - but they were "less toxic" than the ex - - and most have moved along now anyway - replaced by another even less toxic group). I saw a lot of "what not to do" next time I'm into someone. I have a much deeper appreciation or aptitude for providing feedback when someone does something that I like or don't like. (Oh - - communication, that's called!) I was protected by my controlling spouse for years so that my drinking did not destroy me (thanks, Ex - really actually grateful for that). We had a few decent fishing trips. We built a LOT of equity in the house/property. I have some kick-ass step-kids and some awesome grand-kids. (Good topic. I thought WTH at first too - - but it really IS a good topic)
Most: I learned that mediocre is not okay. Not in a relationship. I should not, and will not now, settle.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2016 14:00:30 GMT -5
1. I have a lot more time for hobbies....
2. I have an excuse to bitch about my wife to friends.. .
3. Stopped buying gift and flowers for her. More money for hobbies....
4. Get to see more sporting events... she once dragged me to the bedroom during the super bowl...
5. More pleasure... she has no idea what to do with the male member... no oral, very little touching... I just want to push away and finish myself at times in the past....
6. No pain.... ladies, grabbing it hard and tugging on it does NOT feel good!
Wait.... do I want to resume a sex life with her?
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Post by sufferinhubby on Jun 14, 2016 15:55:36 GMT -5
5. More pleasure... she has no idea what to do with the male member... no oral, very little touching... I just want to push away and finish myself at times in the past.... Been there - and with useful suggestions met with hurt feelings. wtf! In the past, when a lover gave me a little instruction during sex i took the opportunity to improve my skills. Made me a good lover. Looking back I should have realized that a good sign you are in for a SM is when your lover is not very skilled, and rejects opportunities to improve. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2016 16:05:13 GMT -5
Amen to that!!!... she acts like she knows what she is doing and gets pissed if u say differently.... hey we are ALL different... this is why we can't talk about sex anymore...no interest in what I like....
Doesn't matter... I am just a "pervert" to her anyway....
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Post by sufferinhubby on Jun 14, 2016 16:10:15 GMT -5
Practically every post I read from every guy (and some women) I think to myself "That sounds just like my wife". Perhaps the reason my wife is never interested in sex is because she is actually married to every man (and some of the women) on this forum.
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Post by greatcoastal on Jun 14, 2016 16:10:46 GMT -5
Amen to that!!!... she acts like she knows what she is doing and gets pissed if u say differently.... hey we are ALL different... this is why we can't talk about sex anymore...no interest in what I like.... Doesn't matter... I am just a "pervert" to her anyway.... Definitely a " manipulative controller" you will find a good definition of that in the book Boundaries In Marriage. |
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Post by LITW on Jun 14, 2016 17:02:06 GMT -5
There was a woman back on EP that told of similar pranks. Even going so far as to doing things with cucumbers before putting them in her husband's salad. (The irony). For a minute, I was going to ask you if you were a reincarnation of her. I never saw the two of you in the same place at the same time. Creel, I think that was me. Although I never actually did it, I found this meme on Pinterest of all places. You can find some crazy stuff on pinterest! But seriously ... if a woman did that to me, I would consider it a favor  |
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