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Post by greatcoastal on Jun 14, 2016 7:34:30 GMT -5
I did not have to worry about the children walking in on us! Or the " eww... They're kissing!"
Then there is all the planning to have a romantic evening, or a romantic vacation. There was no concern about me disappointing her or being disappointed. I already knew!
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Post by wewbwb on Jun 14, 2016 7:44:08 GMT -5
My first thought was , "I can't think of one thing". Then I realized, I got really good at masturbation. Sometimes when passive aggressive baseball girl came out and if he happened to be sleeping in the bed not on the couch I would masturbate with him sleeping and then wake him up to a screaming orgasm and that really pissed him off. Sorry if TMI. Slightly off topic here but WTF? If I woke up next to my wife doing that next to me - the stickiness that ensued would be the stuff of legend. Resume topic. I found all sorts of free porn. yeah.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2016 7:55:17 GMT -5
Chatter Fox, this is a great thread, and I know you're not being sarcastic with it either. I chose my wife based on a lot of the benefits I've received. My problem -- as with SO many things in life -- there generally are no solutions, only trade-offs. I chose her because she was competent, attractive, and less emotional that most of the girlfriends I had had before her. She's delivered mechanical precision in spades. My house runs like a Naval aircraft carrier. Everything is where it belongs and is clean. She's frugal and stretches the money to its limits given her objectives. I wish I could change some of those objectives. Most of those involve helicoptering over and spoiling the kids. That's a natural byproduct of the control freak thing. But, I generally have time to work on hobbies and external pursuits -- particularly where the kids are concerned. I never have to worry about a weepy wife that's missing me. As someone previously mentioned, I don't have to worry about death or divorce either. I'm cognizant enough to understand my nature. If I had a wife that was fucking me passionately for 20 years, I'd take that for granted and complain about the finances or the filthy house. Heck, I might even complain about fucking too much. We're human beings. We generally define ourselves by discontentment.
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Post by sufferinhubby on Jun 14, 2016 7:55:17 GMT -5
Sometimes I take out my frustrations through physical exercise: weight lifting, long bike rides etc. So I guess maybe it has helped me keep in decent physical condition. It's a little depressing that I have nobody to look good naked for, but I still get the health benefits.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2016 8:01:44 GMT -5
My first thought was , "I can't think of one thing". Then I realized, I got really good at masturbation. Sometimes when passive aggressive baseball girl came out and if he happened to be sleeping in the bed not on the couch I would masturbate with him sleeping and then wake him up to a screaming orgasm and that really pissed him off. Sorry if TMI. There was a woman back on EP that told of similar pranks. Even going so far as to doing things with cucumbers before putting them in her husband's salad. (The irony). For a minute, I was going to ask you if you were a reincarnation of her. I never saw the two of you in the same place at the same time. |
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Post by bballgirl on Jun 14, 2016 8:07:20 GMT -5
My first thought was , "I can't think of one thing". Then I realized, I got really good at masturbation. Sometimes when passive aggressive baseball girl came out and if he happened to be sleeping in the bed not on the couch I would masturbate with him sleeping and then wake him up to a screaming orgasm and that really pissed him off. Sorry if TMI. There was a woman back on EP that told of similar pranks. Even going so far as to doing things with cucumbers before putting them in her husband's salad. (The irony). For a minute, I was going to ask you if you were a reincarnation of her. I never saw the two of you in the same place at the same time. That's funny! No I wasn't her. Shit I wish I would have thought of that!! I always peel my cucumbers and deseed them so if I invite the ex over he'll be getting a special vinaigrette. Lol I'm totally kidding I'll never cook for that man again. |
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Post by bballgirl on Jun 14, 2016 8:09:04 GMT -5
My first thought was , "I can't think of one thing". Then I realized, I got really good at masturbation. Sometimes when passive aggressive baseball girl came out and if he happened to be sleeping in the bed not on the couch I would masturbate with him sleeping and then wake him up to a screaming orgasm and that really pissed him off. Sorry if TMI. Slightly off topic here but WTF? If I woke up next to my wife doing that next to me - the stickiness that ensued would be the stuff of legend. Resume topic. I found all sorts of free porn. yeah. Yes just crazy. Passive agressive orgasms are good too, not better, not worse just different. |
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Post by wewbwb on Jun 14, 2016 8:17:00 GMT -5
bballgirl I really can't wrap my head around that. I mean WTF?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2016 8:30:25 GMT -5
Slightly off topic here but WTF? If I woke up next to my wife doing that next to me - the stickiness that ensued would be the stuff of legend. Resume topic. I found all sorts of free porn. yeah. Yes just crazy. Passive agressive orgasms are good too, not better, not worse just different. Passive aggressive orgasms? Is that like a "Grudge Fuck"? |
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Post by greatcoastal on Jun 14, 2016 8:35:48 GMT -5
My first thought was , "I can't think of one thing". Then I realized, I got really good at masturbation. Sometimes when passive aggressive baseball girl came out and if he happened to be sleeping in the bed not on the couch I would masturbate with him sleeping and then wake him up to a screaming orgasm and that really pissed him off. Sorry if TMI. Is it even possible to be " really bad at masturbation?" |
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Post by bballgirl on Jun 14, 2016 8:37:36 GMT -5
Yes just crazy. Passive agressive orgasms are good too, not better, not worse just different. Passive aggressive orgasms? Is that like a "Grudge Fuck"? More like hate sex not that I ever had that. |
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Post by bballgirl on Jun 14, 2016 8:38:47 GMT -5
My first thought was , "I can't think of one thing". Then I realized, I got really good at masturbation. Sometimes when passive aggressive baseball girl came out and if he happened to be sleeping in the bed not on the couch I would masturbate with him sleeping and then wake him up to a screaming orgasm and that really pissed him off. Sorry if TMI. Is it even possible to be " really bad at masturbation?" Nope pleasure is guaranteed. |
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Post by greatcoastal on Jun 14, 2016 8:43:17 GMT -5
Is it even possible to be " really bad at masturbation?" Nope pleasure is guaranteed. I think a hands on approach is applicable here. Thumbs up to that! side note: you should get rid of the blue alien look. Maybe a catchers MIT with two baseballs firmly, planted inside! |
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Post by DryCreek on Jun 14, 2016 8:57:48 GMT -5
Nope pleasure is guaranteed. I think a hands on approach is applicable here. Thumbs up to that! side note: you should get rid of the blue alien look. Maybe a catchers MIT with two baseballs firmly, planted inside! Don't forget a ballpark hot dog - it's all part of going to the game! ;-) |
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Post by greatcoastal on Jun 14, 2016 9:02:46 GMT -5
I think a hands on approach is applicable here. Thumbs up to that! side note: you should get rid of the blue alien look. Maybe a catchers MIT with two baseballs firmly, planted inside! Don't forget a ballpark hot dog - it's all part of going to the game! ;-) And a good, stiff, sturdy bat! All sitting on Home plate! |
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