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Post by darktippedrose on Oct 13, 2017 0:18:48 GMT -5
omg, haha. "the cat is watching". that one is actually kind of funny. my husband has told me that we can't have sex unless its under the covers.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2017 0:33:18 GMT -5
“The cat is watching.” Add another one to that list. Mr. Kat was such a devoted cat dad that I started to wonder if he liked them more than he liked me.
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Post by tamara68 on Oct 13, 2017 6:35:07 GMT -5
I was a bad mother and a bad wife. I had to be better before he would consider sex again.
And before sex had gone completely sex was only acceptable when it didn't interfere with his schedule so Sunday morning was the only suitable time.
Oral sex was out of the question because it is perverted and dirty. Think of all the bacteria!
And besides that every time he saw me naked, he said I was far too far.
He didn't like it whenever there was less than 3 feet distance between us.
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Post by northstarmom on Oct 13, 2017 6:48:45 GMT -5
"The cat is watching.” Add another one to that list. Mr. Kat was such a devoted cat dad that I started to wonder if he liked them more than he liked me."
One of my most fun romps with post sm lover was when we got busy with 2 curious big dogs in our bedroom. They each watched us, one dog on one side of the bed, the other in the other side. Made us feel deliciously kinky doing it doggie style.
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Post by brian on Oct 13, 2017 7:42:44 GMT -5
"The cat is watching.” Add another one to that list. Mr. Kat was such a devoted cat dad that I started to wonder if he liked them more than he liked me." One of my most fun romps with post sm lover was when we got busy with 2 curious big dogs in our bedroom. They each watched us, one dog on one side of the bed, the other in the other side. Made us feel deliciously kinky doing it doggie style. Maybe they were jealous?  |
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Post by workingonit on Oct 14, 2017 19:42:02 GMT -5
Got a new one.
My past sexual exploits made him feel too insecure- like he could not measure up.
Gotta love it.
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Post by h on Oct 14, 2017 22:22:20 GMT -5
Got a new one. My past sexual exploits made him feel too insecure- like he could not measure up. Gotta love it. For me, I have no past exploits. I was one of those idiots who waited for marriage and waited for nothing. That's a really stupid excuse he gave. I actually wish my wife had more experience so she could have been honest and informed me of her lack of desire. I think we got married in ignorance of the issue. |
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Post by darktippedrose on Oct 15, 2017 4:11:18 GMT -5
hugs h I was a good girl. I didn't have sex with my husband until after marriage. haha the joke was on me I was a good girl and did the good girl thing, and voila - sexless marriage. its practically funny |
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Post by M2G on Oct 15, 2017 5:16:38 GMT -5
Got a new one. My past sexual exploits made him feel too insecure- like he could not measure up. Gotta love it. Wow - insecurity over the past doth vex me. I used to love hearing about my refuser's past exploits - technically we were virgins when we met, but we were both somewhat experienced in "other activities." The value of virginity? IMO to placate the insecure. Besides it's a double standard: men get a slap on the back for their premarital exploits, while women get tagged with all kinds of ugly labels that I will not put down in writing here. Back to topic. Newest excuse for me: "I have boundaries." |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2017 11:37:00 GMT -5
Got a new one. My past sexual exploits made him feel too insecure- like he could not measure up. Gotta love it. That’s why insecure men want to marry virgins. They’re afraid they’re terrible in bed, and they want a woman who won’t know the difference. |
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Post by DryCreek on Oct 15, 2017 13:20:37 GMT -5
Some laughable excuses from my realm... not for sex, but just a minute of intimacy - because we all know what could happen if you hug for too long! All sung to the tune of "I was on my way to do something more urgent":
* Going to the grocery
* Checking the mailbox
* Put laundry in the dryer
* Reading e-mail
* Cleaning the cat box (yes, really)
* Taking a shower
Pretty much, "intimacy is less important than whatever random task I was about to do", or "I will grasp at any available excuse to escape this uncomfortable situation". Which, I guess is how it's done when you can't fake a phone call or have a wingman rescue you.
Laugh, or you'll cry.
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