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Post by thistooshallpass on May 15, 2017 11:14:39 GMT -5
"I'm tired." "You take too long to climax, it's too tiring." "You're sex starved." "I don't like to use a condom." "You might get pregnant." "I don't want to hurt you." "-Child- might knock." "It's late." On excuse #2 - Getting her to get there is only half the fun. Just sayin'. |
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2017 19:11:46 GMT -5
My wife used the absolutely best excuse ever on me one time ..... "sometimes I find you too big" .... I felt like an absolute stud for 10 seconds then realized I watched porn and I am not in that crowd ... then I thought, she totally mindfucked me ... well played Mrs.Celt
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Post by greatcoastal on May 15, 2017 19:47:20 GMT -5
My wife used the absolutely best excuse ever on me one time ..... "sometimes I find you too big" .... I felt like an absolute stud for 10 seconds then realized I watched porn and I am not in that crowd ... then I thought, she totally mindfucked me ... well played Mrs.Celt Sometimes?? (what ?....is she confusing you with some one else? "couldn't resist!") Been there! Go slow, slower, it hurts, not all the way, not so deep. Never mind that I would load myself down with KY. It ALMOST felt like a compliment.....almost. Then would come the multiple orgasms. Then ,ask for more with my hands. Until she couldn't take it anymore. Then NOTHING.....the next day, week, month, year. ( the, I can live with it 01%, or...... without it 99%) Well played, well played. |
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Post by JonDoe on May 20, 2017 21:22:33 GMT -5
10) It is a new moon day 9) It is my 7th day of the month but still....you know... 8) I think you are too good for me 7) I have had too much broccoli. 6) It is the 29th of February 5) It is Friday, the 13th. 4) My hair stinks 3) The first thing I saw this morning was a black cat. (and that is unlucky) 2) I feel fat 1) It is full moon day I've had too much broccoli -- that gets my vote for #1 lame excuse! I would've handed her a toothbrush and some GasX. 😂 |
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Post by JonDoe on May 20, 2017 21:35:32 GMT -5
Can't is when the vaginal walls thin due to the lack of estrogen making sex painful. I can't bring myself to hurt her to satisfy my needs. Is it painful when she engages in non-PIV sex too? Sorry, sounds like yet another lame excuse to me. |
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Post by sdiamond1026 on May 21, 2017 12:27:08 GMT -5
1. I'm tired
2. I have anxiety when you're around
3. I am annoyed by everyone including you.
4. You came home stressed and in a bad mood so the last thing I want is sex.
5. All you care about is sex. You don't care about my feelings.
6. It hurts.
7. Your lucky to get it as much as you do.
8. Other guys would respect their spouse if they said no.
9. Not all guys want sex as much as you.
10. If you really love me, you would wait as long as it takes for me to want to.
11. You're being disrespectful.
12. I am depressed and just want to rip your dick off.
13. We've been together too long and I don't feel the same about you.
14. The excitement and newness is gone. (Yet she does nothing to try and build excitement)
15. She has no sex drive (yet she cheated for 2 yrs and had one with someone else)
16. My back hurts.
17. Leave me alone. Go do it yourself.
18. You knew I didn't want to do it and it feels like you raped me. (Even though she took her clothes off and let me).
19, I feel pressured to have sex. Too much pressure.
20. Don't bother me, I just want to be alone.
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Post by eternaloptimism on May 21, 2017 12:39:40 GMT -5
1. I'm tired 2. I have anxiety when you're around 3. I am annoyed by everyone including you. 4. You came home stressed and in a bad mood so the last thing I want is sex. 5. All you care about is sex. You don't care about my feelings. 6. It hurts. 7. Your lucky to get it as much as you do. 8. Other guys would respect their spouse if they said no. 9. Not all guys want sex as much as you. 10. If you really love me, you would wait as long as it takes for me to want to. 11. You're being disrespectful. 12. I am depressed and just want to rip your dick off. 13. We've been together too long and I don't feel the same about you. 14. The excitement and newness is gone. (Yet she does nothing to try and build excitement) 15. She has no sex drive (yet she cheated for 2 yrs and had one with someone else) 16. My back hurts. 17. Leave me alone. Go do it yourself. 18. You knew I didn't want to do it and it feels like you raped me. (Even though she took her clothes off and let me). 19, I feel pressured to have sex. Too much pressure. 20. Don't bother me, I just want to be alone. Fucking hell... she actually said number 12? leave.... now! Scary lady 😬 Welcome to our little corner of the Internet friend  I hope being here gives uounsome comfort... and a place to safely vent. We understand x |
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Post by sdiamond1026 on May 21, 2017 12:42:16 GMT -5
eternaloptimism:
Yup, she actually said that and has a few times, lol
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Post by eternaloptimism on May 21, 2017 12:49:07 GMT -5
eternaloptimism: Yup, she actually said that and has a few times, lol Jeeeeeesus. Have you got your iron underpants ready? I'd sleep in them every night. That combined with bipolar scares the crap out of me. From your posts I can't tell whether she has ever been physically violent towards you but that is a massive red flag for me. Tread carefully xxx |
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Post by sdiamond1026 on May 21, 2017 14:05:51 GMT -5
eternaloptimism: Yup, she actually said that and has a few times, lol Jeeeeeesus. Have you got your iron underpants ready? I'd sleep in them every night. That combined with bipolar scares the crap out of me. From your posts I can't tell whether she has ever been physically violent towards you but that is a massive red flag for me. Tread carefully xxx She has never been violent and is only 5'1 but she is nutty at times. She has had it made with me for 25 yrs, I work hard, do it all around the house, cook, clean and give her whatever she wants and yet she cheats and thinks she has it so bad here. I don't get it. I think any woman would want what I provide. She doesn't appreciate me or anything that I do. It's gotta be her mental issues that make her this way I think. |
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Post by lifeinwoodinville on May 21, 2017 16:42:15 GMT -5
Ok, my wife doesn't really come up with excuses for not having sex, hers are more like different flavors of refusal. Here' s a list of some of my "favorites"... 1. NO! 2. Are you kidding me!? 3. <pushes me away> 4. That's not even on my radar! 5. All you care about is sex! She also had this unique form of passive resistance. She would do things that were not outright rejections but rather stuff that would lead to not being available for sex. Examples of this would be stuff like... 1. When we had a date night, she would pick Mexican food and eat a massive amount of food then later when I would try to male a move she would complain that her stomach was too full. 2. Again, on a date night, she would do something during the day that would wear her out so after dinner when we got home, she would fall asleep rather quickly on the couch. 3. When picking a night for a date, she wild pick one that occured during her period. 4. She got mad at her mother right before date night and decided the kids were not going to stay the night. I think this was real though. Of course, I have not even tried for sex in at least a year so it's not like it matters anyway at this point. |
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Post by Dan on May 21, 2017 17:13:53 GMT -5
Some time ago:
Her: "I need to feel close to you to have sex".
Me: "I need to have sex to feel close to you".
Now:
Me: "Never mind."
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Post by hopingforachange on May 21, 2017 18:31:18 GMT -5
Jeeeeeesus. Have you got your iron underpants ready? I'd sleep in them every night. That combined with bipolar scares the crap out of me. From your posts I can't tell whether she has ever been physically violent towards you but that is a massive red flag for me. Tread carefully xxx She has never been violent and is only 5'1 but she is nutty at times. She has had it made with me for 25 yrs, I work hard, do it all around the house, cook, clean and give her whatever she wants and yet she cheats and thinks she has it so bad here. I don't get it. I think any woman would want what I provide. She doesn't appreciate me or anything that I do. It's gotta be her mental issues that make her this way I think. Size does not matter when it comes to domestic violence. 1 hit with a frying pan is all it takes. Or 1 night time visit with the butcher knife. Aka the Bobbitt |
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Post by DryCreek on May 21, 2017 19:28:24 GMT -5
Size does not matter when it comes to domestic violence. 1 hit with a frying pan is all it takes. Or 1 night time visit with the butcher knife. Aka the Bobbitt The disturbing thing to me is how stacked the odds are in the other direction. If she's bipolar with even thoughts of violence - especially as a small woman - you are defenseless against a false claim to the police. Even with no evidence for a conviction, you would have "arrested for domestic violence" in your background checks. These days, criminal charges can affect your ability to get employment, an apartment rental, insurance, and even a travel visa. |
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Post by sdiamond1026 on May 21, 2017 20:49:38 GMT -5
Size does not matter when it comes to domestic violence. 1 hit with a frying pan is all it takes. Or 1 night time visit with the butcher knife. Aka the Bobbitt The disturbing thing to me is how stacked the odds are in the other direction. If she's bipolar with even thoughts of violence - especially as a small woman - you are defenseless against a false claim to the police. Even with no evidence for a conviction, you would have "arrested for domestic violence" in your background checks. These days, criminal charges can affect your ability to get employment, an apartment rental, insurance, and even a travel visa. Yup, you are right. A friend of mine went through this. His wife called the cops and claimed he hit her but she was the one that punched him. He got lucky and no charges or arrests were made only because she said she didn't want to press charges. My wife knows that because of where I work, I would lose my job if she ever called the cops on me for false domestic violence. She would lose a lot of alimony and child support money if I suddenly lost my good job and went to Burger King (lol). |
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