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Post by doneanddone on Apr 25, 2017 10:29:41 GMT -5
Alright peeps....lets do this.....
What are your top 5 - 10 excuses you have gotten or continue to get when it comes time to step up and engage in the act of making love.....
10. Long day
9. Cramps
8. Headache
7. Stomach hurts
6. Tired
5. All you want is sex
4. Cramps
3. I'm to fat
2. I didn't shower
1. ........(snoring sound)........
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Post by merrygoround on Apr 25, 2017 11:00:12 GMT -5
In no particular order :
* It's been a trying time lately (outside of us). I'm too stressed.
* I've got a lot to do, i cant do this without a clear head.
* I'm stressed. I can't do this when I'm stressed.
* I have a lot on my mind, i wont be able to do this.
* I'm sorry, you know I'm attracted to you, you're sexy and gorgeous but I've got a lot going on in my head.
* I know you said it relieves stress for you, but it's the opposite for me. I just can't if I'm stressed.
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Post by novembercomingfire on Apr 25, 2017 11:08:24 GMT -5
You are too fat.
You are too fit.
The children might hear.
The pets might hear.
I can't relax when there is anyone in the house.
I want to move the furniture around.
Your job is stressing you out too much.
It hasn't been that long since the last time.
I could go on, but I really can't ...
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Post by shamwow on Apr 25, 2017 12:08:59 GMT -5
You're so large! I can't take all that.
Ok, maybe someone else has heard that one.
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Post by snow on Apr 25, 2017 15:47:01 GMT -5
Or maybe........
You're just not as good as you think you are in bed
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Post by wewbwb on Apr 25, 2017 16:08:16 GMT -5
"YOU look too tired" - The Frigidaire.
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Post by mrslowmaintenance on Apr 25, 2017 16:32:43 GMT -5
1. It is too late (reads phone for 2 hours)
2. I have a meeting soon (30+minutes from then)
3. I was going to go for a run (then doesn't)
4. I don't want to accidentally start your period
5. We just put on clean sheets
6. I just showered
7. Why don't you come do xyz with me instead
8. Don't you have to work on xyz?
9. I don't want to wake up the child
10. I am just not in the mood.
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Post by novembercomingfire on Apr 25, 2017 16:42:31 GMT -5
1. It is too late (reads phone for 2 hours) 2. I have a meeting soon (30+minutes from then) 3. I was going to go for a run (then doesn't) 4. I don't want to accidentally start your period 5. We just put on clean sheets 6. I just showered 7. Why don't you come do xyz with me instead 8. Don't you have to work on xyz? 9. I don't want to wake up the child 10. I am just not in the mood. I don't want to accidentally start your period. That is really too much. |
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Post by mrslowmaintenance on Apr 25, 2017 16:46:08 GMT -5
1. It is too late (reads phone for 2 hours) 2. I have a meeting soon (30+minutes from then) 3. I was going to go for a run (then doesn't) 4. I don't want to accidentally start your period 5. We just put on clean sheets 6. I just showered 7. Why don't you come do xyz with me instead 8. Don't you have to work on xyz? 9. I don't want to wake up the child 10. I am just not in the mood. I don't want to accidentally start your period. That is really too much. My typical response is something to the effect of "it would be worth it even if you did" Insert eeeww or grossed out face |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2017 17:05:48 GMT -5
Or maybe........ You're just not as good as you think you are in bed That is more than just an excuse! |
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Post by misssunnybunny on Apr 25, 2017 17:09:44 GMT -5
I can't remember the exact way he said it, but he told me he thought *I* didn't like sex...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2017 17:10:18 GMT -5
10) It is a new moon day
9) It is my 7th day of the month but still....you know...
8) I think you are too good for me
7) I have had too much broccoli.
6) It is the 29th of February
5) It is Friday, the 13th.
4) My hair stinks
3) The first thing I saw this morning was a black cat. (and that is unlucky)
2) I feel fat
1) It is full moon day
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Post by baza on Apr 25, 2017 17:26:12 GMT -5
In taking this inventory of avoidant spouse excuses, it is also highly relevant to take a personal inventory of the top 5 or 10 excuses we use concerning why we stay in the sub-optimal situation.
Here's 5
1 - the kids
2 - the finances
3 - family fall out
4 - religious dogma
5 - and the perennial favourite, "everything is great bar the sex"
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Post by cagedtiger on Apr 25, 2017 17:48:08 GMT -5
-I don't feel close enough to you emotionally.
-I'm too tired.
-You didn't finish this < choose item from list >
-You never do enough to help me get in the mood.
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Post by hopingforachange on Apr 25, 2017 18:28:59 GMT -5
I don't want to accidentally start your period. That is really too much. My typical response is something to the effect of "it would be worth it even if you did" Insert eeeww or grossed out face I never understood that excuse, what difference does a few hours make? |
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