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Post by wewbwb on Apr 26, 2017 7:35:10 GMT -5
I'll do my best to make it that way....  |
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Post by wewbwb on Apr 26, 2017 7:39:16 GMT -5
3. I was going to go for a run (then doesn't) LIAR! Wait, maybe that's just me. Side note- If I ever say "I'm going for a run"* - just bring me to the doctor. Something is wrong. *- Unless it's "I'm going to run to the store for some cake." That's normal. |
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Post by wewbwb on Apr 26, 2017 7:41:26 GMT -5
Oh, I love this game! -- I need my down time. I can totally see you responding "I need a little UP time." |
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Post by nancyb on Apr 26, 2017 7:42:25 GMT -5
I am sure you would sexy man. I think it's about time you broke free of the chilly reach of the frigidaire. Everything shrivels if cold enough.
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Post by cagedtiger on Apr 26, 2017 8:09:02 GMT -5
(after eating pizza, garlic knots, bread sticks, and drinking sweet tea) "my stomach hurts."
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Post by doneanddone on Apr 26, 2017 9:18:32 GMT -5
Or maybe........ You're just not as good as you think you are in bed Maybe not but at least my self confidence, love, and emotions are truthful enough for me to want to initiate the physical contact between us...... And as long as we are being honest here, when's the last time you told your partner that he/she was not as good as they think they are face to face.....? And if you did actually tell someone that then you are a cold cold person, even if it were true from your perspective and experience. That's just cold hearted and not right..... just say'n |
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Post by mrslowmaintenance on Apr 26, 2017 11:32:58 GMT -5
Oh, I love this game! -- I need my down time. I can totally see you responding "I need a little UP time." Your passive aggressiveness is inspiring! Oh, or how about, "how bout you get some down on your knees time" |
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Post by WindSister on Apr 26, 2017 11:45:34 GMT -5
I was learning to be direct and honest towards the end of our marriage. I told my husband EXACTLY what I wanted/needed/desired sexually. His response: "I can't do that now that you told me to." I was perplexed. I thought men WANTED to know what a woman wants?  |
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Post by wewbwb on Apr 26, 2017 11:47:04 GMT -5
I can totally see you responding "I need a little UP time." Your passive aggressiveness is inspiring! Oh, or how about, "how bout you get some down on your knees time" I like that "Down time? Fine. Go down on me time." |
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Post by wewbwb on Apr 26, 2017 11:47:37 GMT -5
I was learning to be direct and honest towards the end of our marriage. I told my husband EXACTLY what I wanted/needed/desired sexually. His response: "I can't do that now that you told me to." I was perplexed. I thought men WANTED to know what a woman wants? MEN do. There is a difference. |
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Post by wewbwb on Apr 26, 2017 11:48:23 GMT -5
(after eating pizza, garlic knots, bread sticks, and drinking sweet tea) "my stomach hurts." Great. Now I'm hungry. |
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Post by warmways on Apr 26, 2017 12:09:19 GMT -5
My stomach hurts
I'm afraid that once we have sex you'll leave me
My stomach hurts
I feel weird
I'm really attracted to you and I know that doesn't help for me to say that
I wish I could but
My stomach hurts
I have a headache
Or he would agree and then say he felt weird ten minutes in
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Post by solodriver on Apr 26, 2017 12:31:49 GMT -5
One of the things that has been a joy for me to learn here is how many of the woman here have no problems and are actually hornier after menopause. Sadly my wife was not one of them. Um... was she before? For some wives menopause is just an added club in the bag. She really is post menopause. But prior to that she had a bagful of excuses she used:
- I'm not in the mood - I'm stressed out about (fill in the blank) - I need all my sleep tonight because I have a big day at work tomorrow - My stomach hurts - My arm hurts - My leg hurts - You made me angry today - I'm still angry about (whatever) that happened 7 months ago - I'm too hot - I'm too cold - I need to lose weight - You need to lose weight - The dogs will see us - The cat is on the bed - Why did you wake me up? Now I will never get back to sleep and I have a hard day coming up today
Finally after 9 years of sexlessness:
- I'm lost my sex drive due to menopause and I'm not going to do HRT because of the cancer risk, so our sex life is history.
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Post by csl on Apr 26, 2017 13:12:11 GMT -5
Sooooo..... no change, huh? Sexless before menopause and sexless afterwards? Maybe it's just me, but I'm not convinced that menopause enters into the matter at all.
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Post by Apocrypha on Apr 26, 2017 15:16:08 GMT -5
I'm about to have my period I'm having my period I just had my period, it's not quite done. I need to sleep - it's late (after staying up, and keeping kids up needlessly to stay up). <pre-emptive cuddling> "Can we just cuddle tonight". <smiles> Sure - maybe later tonight <then disappears> <waits until I start a project, then goes to bed> I'm pregnant and feel huge. I just had a baby <a year later> and don't feel up to it. All you ever think about is sex. We just had sex. I'm too old. |
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