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Post by ggold on Jul 10, 2016 9:43:04 GMT -5
I watched some of the movie Trainwreck last night. Hubs got home from being out with a friend. (Thank God he found someone to talk to!) He started watching it with me and the scene came on where Amy's having sex with her bulky man (John Cena...OMG!). She wants him to say dirty things to her. His dirty talk was pathetic. I was cracking up. Meanwhile, H was like..."What the hell is this?" and "What are you watching?" I purposely left the sex scene on as uncomfortable as it was to watch with him....made him cringe a little....lol!!  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2016 11:03:16 GMT -5
ROTFLMAO ggold. I know NUNS that saw and guffawed during "Trainwreck" and "Bridesmaids." Did h get skeeved out with the hair gel scene in "There's Something About Mary?" Pop in the director's cut of the red room scene in 50 Shades, kick back, and enjoy. It's the only thing worth watching from that crapshow. H needs to choose his outrage more carefully. It's a MOVIE, bruh. Lighten up, Francis. Where's my NY backup wewbwb, when I need him? |
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Post by bballgirl on Jul 10, 2016 11:15:22 GMT -5
Been there done that I totally get it!
Trust me it could have been more awkward:
Try you told your husband you want a divorce and a few days later you are watching a comedian on tv together and all of a sudden the comedian says "so let's talk about divorce, I've been divorced 3 times..."
Awkward! Especially since H didn't change the channel and I was laughing my ass off.
Yeah I didn't bother with 50 shades of boring.
I couldn't even get into the book. I prefer lush stories website
it gets right down to business instead of 4 chapters before they even kiss.
I'm not big on reading fiction though.
Oh and I'm born in Brooklyn so I'm happy to fill in for web in his absence! Lol
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2016 11:22:18 GMT -5
Oh I love when this happens. Numbnuts covers his face or looks down at his phone, while I writhe in my seat and run my hand from my neck down my chest and into the lady garden.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2016 12:17:13 GMT -5
BROOKLYN!!!!! bballgirl girl is so going to give wewbwb a run for his money. We'll have to do a Cawfee Tawlk thread. If you want REAL erotica, bballgirl, let me know. I'll hook you up. I know people....author people...whose names might have "NY Times and USA Today best-selling author" next to them... @andie FTW. BOOM. I kind love y'all. A lot. Like if I decide to take a dip in the lady pond, and any of you are interested - it's one like Donkey Kong with his schlong in a thong. |
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Post by bballgirl on Jul 10, 2016 12:31:36 GMT -5
BROOKLYN!!!!! bballgirl girl is so going to give wewbwb a run for his money. We'll have to do a Cawfee Tawlk thread. If you want REAL erotica, bballgirl, let me know. I'll hook you up. I know people....author people...whose names might have "NY Times and USA Today best-selling author" next to them... @andie FTW. BOOM. I kind love y'all. A lot. Like if I decide to take a dip in the lady pond, and any of you are interested - it's one like Donkey Kong with his schlong in a thong. I'm dying laughing!! I don't have a strong accent at all. Just certain words it comes out and when I get bossy. However the street smart no bullshit part of me channels that Brooklyn girl. As far as the lady pond - I'm strictly dickly. However for the right man I could make a fantasy happen but still there would be a dick in the room. You make me laugh though.  |
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Post by ggold on Jul 10, 2016 12:53:47 GMT -5
Oh I love when this happens. Numbnuts covers his face or looks down at his phone, while I writhe in my seat and run my hand from my neck down my chest and into the lady garden. Lmao!!!! I should have done this!!! He would have left the room!!! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2016 13:02:30 GMT -5
I hear ya, bballgirl. My fantasy is a MFM where I'm creamy middle. I'd have to do be hammered to consider doing anything remotely sexual with another woman, because touching lady parts would probably kill my mood. But, I would TOTALLY watch. |
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Post by ggold on Jul 10, 2016 13:12:55 GMT -5
I hear ya, bballgirl. My fantasy is a MFM where I'm creamy middle. I'd have to do be hammered to consider doing anything remotely sexual with another woman, because touching lady parts would probably kill my mood. But, I would TOTALLY watch. Watch-yes! Totally hammered to engage in woman on woman---absolutely!!!!!! Now-MFM.....hmmmmmmmmmm!!! |
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Post by eternaloptimism on Jul 10, 2016 13:15:39 GMT -5
I watched some of the movie Trainwreck last night. Hubs got home from being out with a friend. (Thank God he found someone to talk to!) He started watching it with me and the scene came on where Amy's having sex with her bulky man (John Cena...OMG!). She wants him to say dirty things to her. His dirty talk was pathetic. I was cracking up. Meanwhile, H was like..."What the hell is this?" and "What are you watching?" I purposely left the sex scene on as uncomfortable as it was to watch with him....made him cringe a little....lol!! Hmmmmm John Cena. I have 2 John Cena toys  well my son does. I hold them sometimes. Sigh. |
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Post by unkakris on Jul 10, 2016 14:00:12 GMT -5
Oh I love when this happens. Numbnuts covers his face or looks down at his phone, while I writhe in my seat and run my hand from my neck down my chest and into the lady garden. Watching a movie with you...there wouldn't be much of the movie we'd ACTUALLY see. |
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Post by wewbwb on Jul 10, 2016 14:19:01 GMT -5
Been there done that I totally get it! Trust me it could have been more awkward: Try you told your husband you want a divorce and a few days later you are watching a comedian on tv together and all of a sudden the comedian says "so let's talk about divorce, I've been divorced 3 times..." Awkward! Especially since H didn't change the channel and I was laughing my ass off. Yeah I didn't bother with 50 shades of boring. I couldn't even get into the book. I prefer lush stories website it gets right down to business instead of 4 chapters before they even kiss. I'm not big on reading fiction though. Oh and I'm born in Brooklyn so I'm happy to fill in for web in his absence! Lol Wtf. One fucking trip. One. I'm gonna lose my shit up in this bitch. Just fucking saying. |
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Post by wewbwb on Jul 10, 2016 14:19:59 GMT -5
Oh I love when this happens. Numbnuts covers his face or looks down at his phone, while I writhe in my seat and run my hand from my neck down my chest and into the lady garden. Only to find me already there... |
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Post by wewbwb on Jul 10, 2016 14:21:46 GMT -5
ROTFLMAO ggold . I know NUNS that saw and guffawed during "Trainwreck" and "Bridesmaids." Did h get skeeved out with the hair gel scene in "There's Something About Mary?" Pop in the director's cut of the red room scene in 50 Shades, kick back, and enjoy. It's the only thing worth watching from that crapshow. H needs to choose his outrage more carefully. It's a MOVIE, bruh. Lighten up, Francis. Where's my NY backup wewbwb , when I need him? Apparently going on a rant is a lost art... So sad.. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2016 14:34:52 GMT -5
Oh I love when this happens. Numbnuts covers his face or looks down at his phone, while I writhe in my seat and run my hand from my neck down my chest and into the lady garden. Only to find me already there... That was you? 🙄 |
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well my son does. I hold them sometimes. Sigh. 
