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Post by ggold on May 31, 2016 12:35:31 GMT -5
@ggold - yeah - running shoes. For sure!! |
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Post by bballgirl on May 31, 2016 12:37:44 GMT -5
3000more You think I should use that line on him?? LOL! Definitely! I'm waiting for the day my ex complains about the child support he pays me and my response will be, "Just so we are clear that money is for your children but if it helps you cope think of it as restitution for my pussy". As far as the sandwich that was very nice of you I would have brought him a bottle of his favorite beverage laced with a special condiment after I took care of myself". |
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2016 12:39:07 GMT -5
ggold time for a whole new pussy restitution wardrobe, shoes, lingerie, and toys! Lots and lots of toys!! bballgirl wins the internet with "pussy restitution." OMG I snorted major coffee when I read that.
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Post by nyartgal on May 31, 2016 12:39:12 GMT -5
Oh man, I remember this. Once I went away for a one month residency (I'm an artist) and I remember bursting into tears on the phone with my Mom because I dreaded going back so much. All I can say is LISTEN TO YOURSELF. Life is short. If this marriage is dead, stop trying to keep the body warm. It's still dead!
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Post by ggold on May 31, 2016 12:45:57 GMT -5
ggold time for a whole new pussy restitution wardrobe, shoes, lingerie, and toys! Lots and lots of toys!! bballgirl wins the internet with "pussy restitution." OMG I snorted major coffee when I read that. LMAO!!!!!! You know it!! |
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Post by ggold on May 31, 2016 12:46:43 GMT -5
3000more You think I should use that line on him?? LOL! Definitely! I'm waiting for the day my ex complains about the child support he pays me and my response will be, "Just so we are clear that money is for your children but if it helps you cope think of it as restitution for my pussy". As far as the sandwich that was very nice of you I would have brought him a bottle of his favorite beverage laced with a special condiment after I took care of myself". He's in the other room and I am trying hard not to LOL!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by bballgirl on May 31, 2016 12:48:02 GMT -5
ggold time for a whole new pussy restitution wardrobe, shoes, lingerie, and toys! Lots and lots of toys!! bballgirl wins the internet with "pussy restitution." OMG I snorted major coffee when I read that. Glad you got a good laugh! That term was created back in December 2015 when I was being very fair with my divorce offer and if he was not going to agree and sign then I was going after everything I was entitled to he would have wiped the floors with him and told him to think of it as restitution for my pussy. He signed, I got out of prison. |
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Post by greatcoastal on May 31, 2016 12:53:54 GMT -5
ggold time for a whole new pussy restitution wardrobe, shoes, lingerie, and toys! Lots and lots of toys!! bballgirl wins the internet with "pussy restitution." OMG I snorted major coffee when I read that. Glad you got a good laugh! That term was created back in December 2015 when I was being very fair with my divorce offer and if he was not going to agree and sign then I was going after everything I was entitled to he would have wiped the floors with him and told him to think of it as restitution for my pussy. He signed, I got out of prison. Hmmm ....somehow I don't think " restitution for my dick" would work the same. |
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Post by greatcoastal on May 31, 2016 12:59:56 GMT -5
You may find a whole new support network at the gym. Ladies who have been through a divorce, and are now dating. A win win situation. ( find someone who is already a member and extend their membership by joining). Off to the gym myself. Time for some planking!
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2016 13:06:36 GMT -5
ggold time for a whole new pussy restitution wardrobe, shoes, lingerie, and toys! Lots and lots of toys!! bballgirl wins the internet with "pussy restitution." OMG I snorted major coffee when I read that. Glad you got a good laugh! That term was created back in December 2015 when I was being very fair with my divorce offer and if he was not going to agree and sign then I was going after everything I was entitled to he would have wiped the floors with him and told him to think of it as restitution for my pussy. He signed, I got out of prison. Please let me write your memoirs. "Batting a thousand: Or How Bballgirl Got Restitution for Her Kitty" Book 1 - Kitty Finds Her Claws Book 2 - Kitty Sharpens Her Claws Book 3 - Meeeeoooowww Book 4 - Kitty Gets The Cream |
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Post by bballgirl on May 31, 2016 13:07:05 GMT -5
Glad you got a good laugh! That term was created back in December 2015 when I was being very fair with my divorce offer and if he was not going to agree and sign then I was going after everything I was entitled to he would have wiped the floors with him and told him to think of it as restitution for my pussy. He signed, I got out of prison. Hmmm ....somehow I don't think " restitution for my dick" would work the same. I think it's a valid argument. Is a pussy more important than a dick? Don't answer that! Lol. I actually had this conversation with a friend a couple of weeks ago. Pros and cons to both but I'm so glad I'm a woman. |
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Post by bballgirl on May 31, 2016 13:13:32 GMT -5
Glad you got a good laugh! That term was created back in December 2015 when I was being very fair with my divorce offer and if he was not going to agree and sign then I was going after everything I was entitled to he would have wiped the floors with him and told him to think of it as restitution for my pussy. He signed, I got out of prison. Please let me write your memoirs. "Batting a thousand: Or How Bballgirl Got Restitution for Her Kitty" Book 1 - Kitty Finds Her Claws Book 2 - Kitty Sharpens Her Claws Book 3 - Meeeeoooowww Book 4 - Kitty Gets The Cream You are hired Z!! Seriously 50 Shades of Boring would have nothing on our creativity. |
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Post by wewbwb on May 31, 2016 13:39:03 GMT -5
Please let me write your memoirs. "Batting a thousand: Or How Bballgirl Got Restitution for Her Kitty" Book 1 - Kitty Finds Her Claws Book 2 - Kitty Sharpens Her Claws Book 3 - Meeeeoooowww Book 4 - Kitty Gets The Cream You are hired Z!! Seriously 50 Shades of Boring would have nothing on our creativity. I"m already hard. |
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Post by GeekGoddess on May 31, 2016 13:43:16 GMT -5
ggold - use any line it takes. I suggest boots (these boots are made for walking!)
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Post by 3000more on May 31, 2016 13:44:17 GMT -5
3000more You think I should use that line on him?? LOL! If you're prepared for the conversation that will likely follow, go for it. |
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