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Handy
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New cell phone! Jul 4, 2019 15:57:33 GMT -5 saarinista likes this

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Post by Handy on Jul 4, 2019 15:57:33 GMT -5

Noregegretz
Maybe you just need to get on your horse and lasso a woman and take her back to your ranch...

No cows in my neighborhood but a few horses and some hobby chickens. I do take care of a neighbors chickens when they go places over night. Does that qualify me as a "rancher?" They all go crazy for cracked corn and meal worms and act like they haven't eaten for several days.

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New cell phone! Jul 5, 2019 3:34:29 GMT -5 saarinista and noregretz like this

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Post by Handy on Jul 5, 2019 3:34:29 GMT -5

Saarinista
1. I'm trying to get him out there with actual women instead of writing lovely long posts all day long on this forum so he can get laid again-soon!........................

2. And I would certainly expect to pay to attend such a class. Don't be giving yourself away too much now. You, I and many of us iliasm types have a tendency to do that and it's not getting us what we want.

1a. I will go along with the idea of local women but I would have to know the woman for a while before anything sexual happened. Maybe at least 1 hr. That part was an attempt at humor.

2a. I never considered charging any money. Maybe you are correct, that the ILIASM people give too much away.

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