Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2017 9:01:50 GMT -5
T-Plus-2: Divorce Finalized T-Minus-0: Shammy's Lady Visits - Day One Houston...lunar module has been placed into orbit and is awaiting...uh...insertion. Final approach begins in a few hours. We talked last night, and I don't think either of us will be nervous, except for perhaps the first few minutes after meeting. After all, we have been getting to know each other for a few months now. This is gonna be fun!  I've got some other shit that the ex wife did yesterday to fuck with my head, but honestly, I don't even feel like talking about it. My lady put some wisdom in my head and asked that when the situation is reversed I do the same. I'm tired of letting my ex pull my strings, and I'm going to do my best to keep quacking and let that water roll off my back. I've got a big weekend ahead. I think I need to go to the hardware store. I may need a crowbar to pry the grin off my face. Shammy, I know she probably wants to keep her anonymity, but please convey to her how happy I am for her. You are a good man and I know you will treat her like the treasure she is. |
|
|
|
Post by WindSister on Jul 14, 2017 9:04:03 GMT -5
T-Plus-2: Divorce Finalized T-Minus-0: Shammy's Lady Visits - Day One Houston...lunar module has been placed into orbit and is awaiting...uh...insertion. Final approach begins in a few hours. We talked last night, and I don't think either of us will be nervous, except for perhaps the first few minutes after meeting. After all, we have been getting to know each other for a few months now. This is gonna be fun! I've got some other shit that the ex wife did yesterday to fuck with my head, but honestly, I don't even feel like talking about it. My lady put some wisdom in my head and asked that when the situation is reversed I do the same. I'm tired of letting my ex pull my strings, and I'm going to do my best to keep quacking and let that water roll off my back. I've got a big weekend ahead. I think I need to go to the hardware store. I may need a crowbar to pry the grin off my face. Happy for you both. These are the times that you will smile about your whole life. Have fun, you two. |
|
|
|
Post by bballgirl on Jul 14, 2017 9:07:51 GMT -5
So happy for you both!
Enjoy each other!
|
|
|
|
Post by shamwow on Jul 14, 2017 9:27:45 GMT -5
T-Plus-2: Divorce Finalized T-Minus-0: Shammy's Lady Visits - Day One Houston...lunar module has been placed into orbit and is awaiting...uh...insertion. Final approach begins in a few hours. We talked last night, and I don't think either of us will be nervous, except for perhaps the first few minutes after meeting. After all, we have been getting to know each other for a few months now. This is gonna be fun! I've got some other shit that the ex wife did yesterday to fuck with my head, but honestly, I don't even feel like talking about it. My lady put some wisdom in my head and asked that when the situation is reversed I do the same. I'm tired of letting my ex pull my strings, and I'm going to do my best to keep quacking and let that water roll off my back. I've got a big weekend ahead. I think I need to go to the hardware store. I may need a crowbar to pry the grin off my face. Shammy, I know she probably wants to keep her anonymity, but please convey to her how happy I am for her. You are a good man and I know you will treat her like the treasure she is. Most people are a bit more, well, private than I am. I figure the NSA knows it all anyway. May as well just broadcast it. And yes, we will treat each other well. |
|
|
|
Post by shamwow on Jul 14, 2017 13:01:43 GMT -5
For the love of God, today is going by SO slowly...my lady is boarding her plane now.
Can somebody club me over the head like a baby seal so the next 3 hours or so can pass more quickly?
|
|
|
|
Post by shamwow on Jul 14, 2017 13:26:46 GMT -5
She is on airplane mode now...Departure 4 min. Should be disembarking in about 3 1/2 hours. I'm surprised I'm not nervous. I'm not surprised at how excited I am, though.
I DO feel like a kid on Christmas morning knowing there are presents under the tree. The anticipation is fucking killing me.
When she lands, we will meet in baggage claim and I will proceed to wine and dine her. I plan on overawing her and let her pick anything she wants from the Taco Bell value meal. As much as she wants. I'm a bit rusty on this dating thing, but I do remember it is good to let them order whatever they want from the menu (show's you're a classy guy). Perhaps I should order for her? I'm thinking she could use a 5 layer beefy cheesy burrito.
Ladies, I need help here! It just occurred to me I haven't been on a first date in almost a quarter century! Order gorditos for her or let her choose her own culinary delights?
|
|
|
|
Post by greatcoastal on Jul 14, 2017 13:42:34 GMT -5
I suggest you drink the Ba-Ha Blast. (The bluish-green Mountain Dew) That will give you some added energy. (Not that you need it).
|
|
|
|
Post by bballgirl on Jul 14, 2017 13:48:20 GMT -5
She is on airplane mode now...Departure 4 min. Should be disembarking in about 3 1/2 hours. I'm surprised I'm not nervous. I'm not surprised at how excited I am, though. I DO feel like a kid on Christmas morning knowing there are presents under the tree. The anticipation is fucking killing me. When she lands, we will meet in baggage claim and I will proceed to wine and dine her. I plan on overawing her and let her pick anything she wants from the Taco Bell value meal. As much as she wants. I'm a bit rusty on this dating thing, but I do remember it is good to let them order whatever they want from the menu (show's you're a classy guy). Perhaps I should order for her? I'm thinking she could use a 5 layer beefy cheesy burrito. Ladies, I need help here! It just occurred to me I haven't been on a first date in almost a quarter century! Order gorditos for her or let her choose her own culinary delights? You're a riot!! Taco Bell!! Don't forget the Cinabon donut holes they're delish! Lol |
|
|
|
Post by shamwow on Jul 14, 2017 14:39:47 GMT -5
She is on airplane mode now...Departure 4 min. Should be disembarking in about 3 1/2 hours. I'm surprised I'm not nervous. I'm not surprised at how excited I am, though. I DO feel like a kid on Christmas morning knowing there are presents under the tree. The anticipation is fucking killing me. When she lands, we will meet in baggage claim and I will proceed to wine and dine her. I plan on overawing her and let her pick anything she wants from the Taco Bell value meal. As much as she wants. I'm a bit rusty on this dating thing, but I do remember it is good to let them order whatever they want from the menu (show's you're a classy guy). Perhaps I should order for her? I'm thinking she could use a 5 layer beefy cheesy burrito. Ladies, I need help here! It just occurred to me I haven't been on a first date in almost a quarter century! Order gorditos for her or let her choose her own culinary delights? You're a riot!! Taco Bell!! Don't forget the Cinabon donut holes they're delish! Lol Ok, now...let's not get carried away now.... There was an episode of "Married with Children" where Al was talking with Bud and brought him to a strip club. He gave Bud 7 dollars and told him "Son, here is some money, but don't blow it all on one girl. No woman is worth seven dollars". The dollar bills were all attached to fishing line, so as soon as it went into the garter belt, Al pulled it back...recycling in action! No...my lady gets all she wants at Taco Bell. I'm not a cheap bastard like Al Bundy... |
|
|
|
Post by beachguy on Jul 14, 2017 15:11:12 GMT -5
Taco Bell? OMFG no wonder it's been 10 years since you've been laid. We need to talk. If it's not too late ....
|
|
|
|
Post by DryCreek on Jul 14, 2017 15:13:30 GMT -5
Don't forget the refreshment pairings... And to feed your anxiety, you can watch the flight minute-by-minute here: flightradar24.com |
|
|
|
Post by shamwow on Jul 14, 2017 16:07:18 GMT -5
Taco Bell? OMFG no wonder it's been 10 years since you've been laid. We need to talk. If it's not too late .... But.. But... I said she can have anything she wants from the value menu. Yo quiero taco bell! And since I bought the ticket I'm including the pretzels and the coke on the plane in my "wining and dining" shinding. What the hell else could she possibly want? |
|
|
|
Post by beachguy on Jul 14, 2017 16:09:42 GMT -5
Ok Al, you're on you're own
|
|
|
|
Post by shamwow on Jul 14, 2017 16:43:39 GMT -5
Her plane landing in 10 minutes... I'm at baggage claim. I've got plenty of taco bell hot sauce... Also doubles as lube from what I heard.
|
|
|
|
Post by shamwow on Jul 14, 2017 16:45:46 GMT -5
Ok Al, you're on you're own I'm taking that to mean I got this shit nailed? I mean duh... |
|
