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Post by orangepeel on Dec 28, 2017 7:18:01 GMT -5
I’m easy: it’s been five years!
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Post by greatcoastal on Dec 28, 2017 8:14:49 GMT -5
Your wife is not your wife.
Not even a room-mate. I had roommates during my single days. We actually cared for each other when sick, needed transportation, divided chores, listened to each other when needed,shared experiences, traveled together, laughed together A LOT!! It was like preparing for what we expected a marriage to be, minus the sex and intimacy that is needed from a spouse.
No, a SM spouse is like doing business with an ATM. At the bottom of your receipt is a balance and a cold, nothing, worthless printed out Thank You. ( like the coke machine analogy)
That's not a Wife. (or a husband)
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Post by shamwow on Dec 28, 2017 9:24:32 GMT -5
OMG I’ve just had a terrible thought! I’ve been counter-refusing for so long now (as in not initiating) that I’m wondering whether my W (who is assiduously not initiating too) is on this site thinking I’m the refuser! None of you ladies are my wife, are you? Please say you’re not! Well seeing as I'm getting a vasectomy in less than 3 hours I sure as hell hope I'm not your wife... 😉
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Post by orangepeel on Dec 28, 2017 9:31:57 GMT -5
OMG I’ve just had a terrible thought! I’ve been counter-refusing for so long now (as in not initiating) that I’m wondering whether my W (who is assiduously not initiating too) is on this site thinking I’m the refuser! None of you ladies are my wife, are you? Please say you’re not! Well seeing as I'm getting a vasectomy in less than 3 hours I sure as hell hope I'm not your wife... 😉 It’s been five years - I’m game if you are!
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Post by greatcoastal on Dec 28, 2017 9:59:27 GMT -5
OMG I’ve just had a terrible thought! I’ve been counter-refusing for so long now (as in not initiating) that I’m wondering whether my W (who is assiduously not initiating too) is on this site thinking I’m the refuser! None of you ladies are my wife, are you? Please say you’re not! Well seeing as I'm getting a vasectomy in less than 3 hours I sure as hell hope I'm not your wife... 😉 Man...you're a "cut above" the rest! Here's hoping for a "top notch" job! I'll be considering "rising to the occasion" once the insurance is in place after the "D".
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Post by M2G on Dec 28, 2017 11:46:31 GMT -5
OMG I’ve just had a terrible thought! I’ve been counter-refusing for so long now (as in not initiating) that I’m wondering whether my W (who is assiduously not initiating too) is on this site thinking I’m the refuser! None of you ladies are my wife, are you? Please say you’re not! Well seeing as I'm getting a vasectomy in less than 3 hours I sure as hell hope I'm not your wife... 😉 Had mine done in my early 30's - never had any remorse over it. Make sure you follow post-op directions no matter how good you feel, or you're likely to spend some time looking like this:
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Post by choosinghappy on Dec 28, 2017 15:49:31 GMT -5
brian : “That site is just a bunch of perverts” LOL!! Damn straight! And orangepeel, no, definitely not your wife 😆
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Post by orangepeel on Dec 28, 2017 20:08:16 GMT -5
brian : “That site is just a bunch of perverts” LOL!! Damn straight! And orangepeel, no, definitely not your wife 😆 Undeniably true: no doubt about that.
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Post by greatcoastal on Dec 29, 2017 9:04:56 GMT -5
OMG I’ve just had a terrible thought! I’ve been counter-refusing for so long now (as in not initiating) that I’m wondering whether my W (who is assiduously not initiating too) is on this site thinking I’m the refuser! None of you ladies are my wife, are you? Please say you’re not! Well seeing as I'm getting a vasectomy in less than 3 hours I sure as hell hope I'm not your wife... 😉 www.simplemost.com/wife-threw-husband-hilarious-party-celebrate-vasectomy/
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Post by shamwow on Dec 29, 2017 10:35:00 GMT -5
Gotta say it doesn't hurt at all yet.
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Post by ironhamster on Dec 29, 2017 10:38:48 GMT -5
Gotta say it doesn't hurt at all yet. Stay on the couch. Follow your post-op instructions. Keep it all immobile and cold. If you do something to jack up your blood pressure or let it shift, the damage may not be noticed for half a day.
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Post by M2G on Dec 29, 2017 11:30:48 GMT -5
Gotta say it doesn't hurt at all yet. Stay on the couch. Follow your post-op instructions. Keep it all immobile and cold. If you do something to jack up your blood pressure or let it shift, the damage may not be noticed for half a day. I'll second that - don't get too "ballsy" - remember the wheelbarrow. If you ignore the advice though please send funny pics!
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Post by ironhamster on Dec 29, 2017 14:29:52 GMT -5
There is nothing funny about a swollen nut stretching the sac paper thin. Not, at least, unless it is someone else's so we can laugh at it.
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Post by emptynside on Dec 30, 2017 5:55:12 GMT -5
“my husband says that I do that. I'm not sure what exactly I'm suppposed to do when the sex hurts and he's not big on foreplay. “ If sex isn’t pleasurable because your guy is a selfish jerk who won’t listen when you tell him you need foreplay, he is getting the kind of sex that his behavior caused. This is so true. Even with sex communication is so important. Its nice when someone can read our minds, but that really doesn't happen all that often from experience. I remember reading or watching a Gottman book or lecture where he talked about the importance of couples talking about that they like, the partner cannot read their mind and its not fair for the other partner to expect it. What do you do when your partner expects you to read their mind in sex and gets mad at you when you don't? I am happy to do whatever my partner wants, but she gets mad when I don't read her mind. As you can tell I am not a mind reader. If she would tell me what she wants I am good to go.... Anyway, just me 2cents worth...
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Post by darktippedrose on Dec 31, 2017 1:13:01 GMT -5
I feel for you if they don't communicate. Try a spouse who has "forgotten" years of sex communication, and has "forgotten" all your buttons.
hilarious.
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