medium.com/the-scarlett-letter/why-do-bad-girls-get-banned-on-ashley-madison-bce3a7d5c81cWhy Do Bad Girls Get Banned on Ashley Madison?
MonalisaSmiled
I share my dirty details when looking for a lover.
I was suspended on Ashley Madison.
Why?
Because I didn’t let the horny guys use the platform enough to “chat” and use up their precious credits.
“Your profile recently came up for review and has been suspended due to certain activity patterns — redirecting, i.e., excessive sharing of your personal information such as phone number, Kik, Skype, email, etc.”
IDIOTS.
I’m no beginner adulteress.
They force you to use their awful glitchy messaging that Ashley Madison offers for the overlords of AM not to flag your profile.
I had to promise to adhere to their “code of conduct” to get my account reinstated. Such a total amount of BS when most women’s accounts are fake or bots.
It’s too bad I was under another profile and not “Monalisa.” I felt like telling them, “Hey, stupid! I am free advertising for you!” Who are you banning?? like, “I should be your spokeswoman, for fucks sake.” And then I thought, “Wait! This could make a great story!” Let’s make lemonade from lemons!
And the irony was that a “real” woman gets suspended for, well, acting normal.
Is it too crazy that I’d like to verify a man is who he is pretending to be? LOL. Is that so difficult?
Whoever said adultery makes sense?
I know men are inundated with “collect” messages (from both real and not-so-real ladies) that they have to pay to open. There is no way of being able to tell if a message if from a scammer, robot, or a real person until they’ve paid to read it.
The entire concept of AM is to swindle dudes. Their “credits” or coins disappear at an alarming rate, opening message after message that looks to bilk them out of more money.
Men are already outnumbered a zillion to one for one of the few willing and wanton real women on there looking for an affair. For women, it’s like a parade of dick — every size and shape and color. So many men looking for sex out of network. The probability of hitting a “real” woman is nil for most men.
My guy, when he messaged me, “Are you an actual woman?”
“Um, yeah…”
“I was weeding through the scammers and bots.”
“So many, I’ve heard,” I responded. “Ever heard of Kick?” I asked.
The Shadiest of all the Shadies.
I like to introduce all newbies to Depravity Central bright and early.
Hence, why I get banned. HAHA!
But I come back like whack-a-mole!
For previous guys, I learned to speak in “Code.”
“If you would like to take this chat elsewhere, let me know where and how to find you. I can’t type the words, or I will be banned. It’s like the ball you kick…”
Guys who get it, GET IT. Ya know what I mean?
They are smarht. Write like a moron: t gam, kick, what is, or snappy. The moment you write the actual name of the App, your account gets flagged.
Ashley Madison is a dumpster fire.
Guy’s messages are rarely acknowledged.
Then, the men get meaner and meaner since all their hard-earned cheating money gets frittered away without coming close to smelling or tasting the pussy they desperately want.
They have to identify the endless bots that speak in “Harlequin romance-eze.” If a woman is too willing, she’s NOT REAL. Let me fill you in. She’s a scammer. See below.
“Real women” get banned on Ashley Madison often. That’s the problem. We can’t catch a break. And therefore, you guys can’t find the extracurriculars you would like. Cause the real ladies want off the platform as soon as possible to “vet” potential lovers. Then, our accounts get flagged. And poof! Banned.
Follow my valuable tips and tricks not to end up a banned bad girl like me.
