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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2016 9:47:36 GMT -5
Well, if the emergency was inside your underwear, that would be a different story. But, underwear, meh, Confession: I've looked at the business INSIDE the underwear, if the man has a sense of humor, on strictly professional (I'm here to insert your catheter) kinda way. OK, this got me thinking. Have you ever had a guy sport uncontrollable wood on you in a purely clinical situation. Yes, and it's infinitely more embarrassing for the patient than anyone else. And, it's NEVER happened with the hot younger guys. Usually, it's a lonely old man who is mortified. It's endearingly sad, actually. |
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Post by deleted on Apr 30, 2016 10:00:16 GMT -5
Awesome! Where can one sign up? Local VA hospital, urology.  You'll be the youngest one there...by 20-30 years. Yeah. That's sad stuff. I didn't mean to make light of it. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2016 10:05:55 GMT -5
Local VA hospital, urology. You'll be the youngest one there...by 20-30 years. Yeah. That's sad stuff. I didn't mean to make light of it. Actually, it's a cool AF place, esp. when they found out that I'm a Veteran's wife. All their "politeness filters" drop off, and they relax more. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2016 18:11:47 GMT -5
Oh thanks a lot, plenty of men squirming over this. To continue with the not-at-all-appealing subject of men's underwear: Couple years ago had some kind of pain in tummy for a few days, it was a weekend. Didn't like the underwear around me, so I was a rough rider. Been this way ever since, except when I am at steel plant. Not too good having the family jewels flying around when trying to work. But when I get home, it's none please. That's like me and my bra lately. For years me and my bras have been friends and I've even been content to sleep in them. But lately I feel like they are torture devices and take them off the moment I am home and refuse to put one on until I have to leave the house again. >>>that's wonderful! Boobs should always be free! |
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Post by jim44444 on May 1, 2016 8:58:56 GMT -5
Underwear is such a hassle. Granny panties are the only really comfortable kind....and they are by far the ugliest. Thongs are uncomfortable. If your tummy is bigger than it should be, bikinis don't look good. I found a wonderful product from Hanky Panky: the Retro Lace v-kini: www.hankypanky.com/panties/bikinis-and-vkinis/signature-lace-retro-v-kini.htmlAt $34 US each, they're a bit pricey. I am gradually replacing all other underwear with these. They're comfortable, they hide the tummy a bit, and they are ALL lace. I love lace underwear. @smartkat and deleted, thank you for posting links to the shopping sites for your favorite panties. It always thrills this old man to look at pictures of anorexic 15 year olds modeling underwear. LMAO. Aren't there any real women available to be lingerie models? And under SmartKat's link the first review was from a guy named Steve who likes the panties because they stretch for his "male parts". No.... Just. Fucking. No. |
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2016 9:22:58 GMT -5
Not sure where this belongs since its kind of a rant, but here goes. My wife went full time granny panties last year -- as in its all she will wear now because of the comfort factor. I understand comfort as well as the next person, but seriously, are they THAT much more comfortable than bikinis ... or boy shorts? I wont tell her she cant wear them, but in all honesty they are a turn-off for me. Or maybe I am the only one (outside of a Bridget Jones movie) that thinks they are UN-sexy? this is an issue for you? I am just shaking my head........ |
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Post by darktippedrose on May 1, 2016 21:17:28 GMT -5
I have been wanting to find pretty underwear and bras that make me feel cute. I prefer to feel cute and adorable as opposed to sexy. Idky.
but I'm also plus sized so its hard for me to find. and I have a horrible time finding a good bra.
my husband also hated lingerie. I wore lingerie under my wedding outfit, we went home, he told me he didn't like lingerie. He dind't know I had it on. He went to the masjid to pray and I felt so ashamed so I threw my lingerie away.
My husband now says that some things are for wives, and some are for the side (female dogs)
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2016 21:27:48 GMT -5
I have been wanting to find pretty underwear and bras that make me feel cute. I prefer to feel cute and adorable as opposed to sexy. Idky. but I'm also plus sized so its hard for me to find. and I have a horrible time finding a good bra. my husband also hated lingerie. I wore lingerie under my wedding outfit, we went home, he told me he didn't like lingerie. He dind't know I had it on. He went to the masjid to pray and I felt so ashamed so I threw my lingerie away. My husband now says that some things are for wives, and some are for the side (female dogs) I'm mad at your husband again. |
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Post by sand5280 on May 2, 2016 2:50:38 GMT -5
I have been wanting to find pretty underwear and bras that make me feel cute... My husband also hated lingerie. This was the point of my story - Granny Panties April 29 - of demolition crew friend. She was swinging a sledgehammer around, with lots of sexy things underneath unknown to anyone else. She had a secret, she felt pretty and sexy for herself. Everyone should be entitled to this. My point now is that you could enjoy this for you, doesn't always have to be for someone else. |
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Post by deleted on May 2, 2016 8:23:56 GMT -5
I have been wanting to find pretty underwear and bras that make me feel cute. I prefer to feel cute and adorable as opposed to sexy. Idky. but I'm also plus sized so its hard for me to find. and I have a horrible time finding a good bra. my husband also hated lingerie. I wore lingerie under my wedding outfit, we went home, he told me he didn't like lingerie. He dind't know I had it on. He went to the masjid to pray and I felt so ashamed so I threw my lingerie away. My husband now says that some things are for wives, and some are for the side (female dogs) you are cute and adorable. Your husband is a very strange man. |
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2016 8:45:41 GMT -5
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Post by petrushka on May 2, 2016 20:27:46 GMT -5
Not sure where this belongs since its kind of a rant, but here goes. My wife went full time granny panties last year -- as in its all she will wear now because of the comfort factor. I understand comfort as well as the next person, but seriously, are they THAT much more comfortable than bikinis ... or boy shorts? I wont tell her she cant wear them, but in all honesty they are a turn-off for me. Or maybe I am the only one (outside of a Bridget Jones movie) that thinks they are UN-sexy? EDIT: I would like to make a clarification ... if I was with a woman who wore granny panties, but was sexually available most of the time, I would not have a problem with them. (as has been said, its the woman that matters, not the underwear) The issue here is sexual unavailability ... the granny panties are only a symptom. We went lingerie shopping together on the anniversary before last, and bought a bustier and matching lace bikini that we both agreed were really sexy. She has yet to wear them. When someone insists that they are sexually interested in you, but never follows through, its very hard to believe that they actually are interested. In my world, the granny panties are just another way of saying "not tonight." To the women who wear them but actually ARE interested in sex, I apologize. I first had an incling that things were going to change when my wife suddenly started to come to bed in a nightshirt. At first it still came off on occasion, then not. It's a bit more complicated than that, we suspended sex because she had a hip that was so bad it caused her severe pain, but after the hip operation it just never picked up again (2003). Maybe 2-3 times after, then I just gave up on dead fish sex. She became totally unresponsive. That's how I ended up on EP 6 years later. I was ready to pull the chain and flush it. |
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Post by petrushka on May 2, 2016 20:33:49 GMT -5
Some times, clothes can be arousing. Very arousing. But once things heat up, I am only looking forward to SKIN. Skin on skin is sublime. Skin against nylon is not. It chafes and it does not release the right hormones. Take that plastic crap and throw it to the other side of the room <laughs>.
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Post by deborahmanning on May 3, 2016 10:27:46 GMT -5
No, Petrushka, you can do that.  |
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Post by angryspartan on May 3, 2016 10:43:06 GMT -5
Better put an end to this now, granny panties are a precursor to these:  |
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