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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2016 21:42:19 GMT -5
I'm just comforted to know no one in the ER gives a rip what skivvies I'm wearing.
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Post by unmatched on Apr 29, 2016 21:43:29 GMT -5
What, you never got the line about always wearing clean underwear because wouldn't you be humiliated if you made an unexpected trip to the emergency room? (Yeah, crazy. I'm pretty sure I heard that one in my childhood.) Of course, now the real motivation is for an entirely different class of unexpected fortune. (As if!) And I'm embarrassed to admit that my underwear rarely matches... As someone who has seen the "be sure to wear good underwear in case you end up in the emergency room" underwear, I can attest to the fact that a) no one is really checking b) in some case I will cut them off and toss them away because they're in the way, and c) we DO rate your mani/pedi and finger and toenail grooming habits. Damn, I was keeping that as my last hope for somebody to check out my junk (see, I am down with the youth!). I can get my nails checked out at home. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2016 21:46:23 GMT -5
Well, if the emergency was inside your underwear, that would be a different story. But, underwear, meh,
Confession: I've looked at the business INSIDE the underwear, if the man has a sense of humor, on strictly professional (I'm here to insert your catheter) kinda way.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2016 21:47:14 GMT -5
Don't worry unmatched, junk gets checked out all the time,  |
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Post by unmatched on Apr 29, 2016 21:47:32 GMT -5
Well, if the emergency was inside your underwear, that would be a different story. But, underwear, meh, Confession: I've looked at the business INSIDE the underwear, if the man has a sense of humor, on strictly professional (I'm here to insert your catheter) kinda way. So if he isn't funny he doesn't get the catheter? What if he is about to explode or something? |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2016 21:50:13 GMT -5
He'd totally get catheterzed by me. With soft, warm, yet firm hands. Man, this sounds so much sexier than it really is.
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Post by unmatched on Apr 29, 2016 21:54:42 GMT -5
He'd totally get catheterzed by me. With soft, warm, yet firm hands. Man, this sounds so much sexier than it really is. Yeah, let's keep this out of the kinks thread. Still, I might think it was worth it... |
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Post by deleted on Apr 29, 2016 22:03:53 GMT -5
He'd totally get catheterzed by me. With soft, warm, yet firm hands. Man, this sounds so much sexier than it really is. Awesome! Where can one sign up? |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2016 0:06:43 GMT -5
Well, if the emergency was inside your underwear, that would be a different story. But, underwear, meh, Confession: I've looked at the business INSIDE the underwear, if the man has a sense of humor, on strictly professional (I'm here to insert your catheter) kinda way. OK, this got me thinking. Have you ever had a guy sport uncontrollable wood on you in a purely clinical situation. |
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Post by sand5280 on Apr 30, 2016 1:52:42 GMT -5
Is it weird that I prefer none? I even went sans in skirts. Oh thanks a lot, plenty of men squirming over this. To continue with the not-at-all-appealing subject of men's underwear: Couple years ago had some kind of pain in tummy for a few days, it was a weekend. Didn't like the underwear around me, so I was a rough rider. Been this way ever since, except when I am at steel plant. Not too good having the family jewels flying around when trying to work. But when I get home, it's none please. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2016 4:15:55 GMT -5
Is it weird that I prefer none? I even went sans in skirts. Oh thanks a lot, plenty of men squirming over this. To continue with the not-at-all-appealing subject of men's underwear: Couple years ago had some kind of pain in tummy for a few days, it was a weekend. Didn't like the underwear around me, so I was a rough rider. Been this way ever since, except when I am at steel plant. Not too good having the family jewels flying around when trying to work. But when I get home, it's none please. That's like me and my bra lately. For years me and my bras have been friends and I've even been content to sleep in them. But lately I feel like they are torture devices and take them off the moment I am home and refuse to put one on until I have to leave the house again. |
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Post by wewbwb on Apr 30, 2016 5:28:38 GMT -5
Oh thanks a lot, plenty of men squirming over this. To continue with the not-at-all-appealing subject of men's underwear: Couple years ago had some kind of pain in tummy for a few days, it was a weekend. Didn't like the underwear around me, so I was a rough rider. Been this way ever since, except when I am at steel plant. Not too good having the family jewels flying around when trying to work. But when I get home, it's none please. That's like me and my bra lately. For years me and my bras have been friends and I've even been content to sleep in them. But lately I feel like they are torture devices and take them off the moment I am home and refuse to put one on until I have to leave the house again. Don't re-install them on our account. And we're perfectly happy helping you take them off. And if you need "support" i'll hold them. ☺ |
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Post by JMX on Apr 30, 2016 6:18:19 GMT -5
@zumbamami - I used to freak out at the OB when I knew my nethers weren't trimmed (I couldn't see everything with a baby belly) and they would laugh and say "whatever" when I apologized for the hack job I was sure I had done. Who knew they were looking at my cuticles?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2016 9:42:55 GMT -5
JMX and judging you by them, especially, if you had chipped nail polish. LOL
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2016 9:44:48 GMT -5
He'd totally get catheterzed by me. With soft, warm, yet firm hands. Man, this sounds so much sexier than it really is. Awesome! Where can one sign up? Local VA hospital, urology. You'll be the youngest one there...by 20-30 years. |
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