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Post by cagedtiger on Feb 23, 2017 15:33:30 GMT -5
A friend of mine started this game in a group on Facebook, and I thought it could be fun here.
Here's what I'd write :
"nice girl you can bring home to your family. Great for going to see movies or eat Cookout with. Good taste in beer and whiskey. Extroverts, high energy people, or those who enjoy working out, regularly stepping out of their comfort zones, or otherwise being active with a partner need not apply. Not looking for sex. At all."
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Post by lakeside4003 on Feb 23, 2017 16:49:18 GMT -5
mine would go something like this:
Very calm, down-to-earth person seeking a mild-mannered, low-energy man for ongoing conversation and adherence to alternative medicine, energy healing and a low-libido lifestyle. Being insecure is a plus - and if you can pay the bills, cook & keep a house tidy, please call...
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Post by worksforme2 on Feb 23, 2017 19:18:10 GMT -5
Pleasingly plump attractive woman seeks male for a companion type relationship. Male must love cruse ship travel and flying to mid-western states for family reunions. Preference for day trips and non intimate weekends a must. Strong control and trust issues somewhat balanced out by caring attitude for those less fortunate. Minimal intimacy preferred. Sex to be provided on a quarterly basis when "in the mood".
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Post by GeekGoddess on Feb 23, 2017 19:23:58 GMT -5
Old hippie eunuch looking for fish cleaner & woodworking shop assistant. Must pay own way on all sexless fishing trips. Preference for moderately smart (not so smart you tell me I'm wrong though). Wit & humor highly appreciated. Independence & high libido sexuality will disqualify you.
Call or don't. Now that I'm on my own, I'm not sure why I ever partnered up anyway.
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Post by Copernicus on Feb 23, 2017 20:03:23 GMT -5
Couch potato tv addict looking for general dogs body to cook, clean and do their best to try to please me. Must be willing to work hard doing a job he hates and get no thanks or reward for it. Must buy me expensive gifts (and provide receipts so that I can go and exchange them) and respond positively to all criticism. In return, you get one horny woman (until we get married) Note: I don't believe in long engagements - two weeks max. Waiting for your call (while watching tv).
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Post by eternaloptimism on Feb 24, 2017 1:19:01 GMT -5
Intelligent, underachieving stoner requires carer.
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Post by bballgirl on Feb 24, 2017 8:12:44 GMT -5
Sports minded, baseball addicted man that has a good sense of humor and good at talking about what he's interested in. Gambling addiction too so if you're down for a trip to the casino, it's on! Not interested in other travel destinations because he has no appreciation for other cultures. Doesn't like swimming or the beach. With him you get the bed to yourself and you will have to take care of yourself because he doesn't like sex with connection or a real woman.
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Post by greatcoastal on Feb 24, 2017 8:43:00 GMT -5
Geek minded, computer savvy, "well rounded" individual. Love to talk about children, and my college football team, able to speak highly technical E.E a plus! Need help with your finances? I am excellent at taking full control of money. I enjoy long sits in recliners,after sitting all day at work,( sunlight bothers me). I'll be going to bed without you, getting up without you, and communicate only with a screen in my hand. Excellent at talking religion, but not doing the walk.. Do you enjoy a threesome? I live with my daddy, and I prefer him with me at all times, and children. If your handy with 100% of all household chores, I will keep you busy! Wanting respect for you, your needs, and opinions? Then I am not your girl!
Must be highly trainable and able to see things my way, (isn't that the only way?) Intimacy? I don't think I'll ever be ready for that! So text me, I've always got a screen in my hand!
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Post by tamara68 on Feb 24, 2017 8:46:51 GMT -5
Clean, intelligent and perfectionist man needs new slave. Must be able to follow instructions conscientiously. In return for his high valued presence, she must provide for everything he wants.
"Every breath you take, every step you make, I'll be watching you."
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Post by endthegame on Feb 24, 2017 9:58:20 GMT -5
Insecure introvert, looking for carer. Must work hard to provide cash as my avoidance of people and responsibility disables me from engaging in the real world. Excellent at eating my insecurities away, the comfortable haze of food...
Extreme hygiene required to facilitate my OCD. Must be compliant and willing to loose friendship groups due to my paranoia andand control. I am 100% Asexual, so any form of touch and physical contact is forbidden, you are however expected to be in the same bed at night when I want conversation, but don't touch.
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Post by WindSister on Feb 24, 2017 10:11:02 GMT -5
I would have written: "Video gamer seeks easy going woman who doesn't like to do much of anything at all, include participating in sex."
BUT... he ended up with someone I would have never guessed he would end up with - a gal from a sex dating site with long, fake, fancy nails, long blonde rocker hair (seriously, think Lita Ford), thin and curvy, leather pants, makeup queen with glitter everywhere. I can't see this gal not liking sex. With me he was glued to his recliner playing video games. Now I see they live quite the rocker lifestyle, and he's still in a band (I PUSHED him to join a rock camp and encouraged him to join the band, mind you, mainly because I found it more appealing than playing that fake guitar video game). Anyway, dynamics matter. The energy a couple shares matter. We were simply wrong, all wrong.
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Post by tamara68 on Feb 24, 2017 13:04:36 GMT -5
Insecure introvert, looking for carer. Must work hard to provide cash as my avoidance of people and responsibility disables me from engaging in the real world. Excellent at eating my insecurities away, the comfortable haze of food... Extreme hygiene required to facilitate my OCD. Must be compliant and willing to loose friendship groups due to my paranoia andand control. I am 100% Asexual, so any form of touch and physical contact is forbidden, you are however expected to be in the same bed at night when I want conversation, but don't touch. she must be my stbx's twin sister |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2017 15:29:58 GMT -5
Fairly Attractive early 50s woman seeks multi-millionaire with no sex drive. I like long walks where you tell me how wonderful I am, and only touch me when I feel like it. I must be taken to Hawaii on a semi yearly basis, and I will tell you when. Must enjoy being told how to live every second of every day. Hopefully, you are in very poor health, extra points if you have a terminal diagnosis.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2017 15:59:29 GMT -5
Intelligent man in late 50s; good sense of humor; interested in everything; accomplished musician whose depression has caused him to stop playing. History buff, obsessed with geneaology. Knowledgeable about art and literature. Better taste in TV than any other man on the planet.
I used to enjoy romantic behavior, kissing, caressing, making out, and sex (including light bondage and role play.) However, I had a couple of health issues. I am not confined to a wheelchair and am able to do physical therapy; but taking Rx painkillers is quicker and easier. And better than sex! If you have no libido, and a prescription for Percocet, we may be a match. Let's lay around for hours doing nothing in a dark apartment. Please don't turn on any lights!
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Post by DryCreek on Feb 26, 2017 17:28:42 GMT -5
Anyway, dynamics matter. The energy a couple shares matter. We were simply wrong, all wrong. Very interesting. Other recent cases have reported something similar. I've wondered how many of our spouses might find new life if pushed out of the nest. I think in so many cases they've resigned themselves instead of taking action to fix a bad match. |
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