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Post by greatcoastal on Dec 13, 2016 14:19:15 GMT -5
Oh Hayel no! That should have gone up in flames on the Webber grill on the front lawn during rush hour! After having called the family together for a public hanging. (Okay, maybe I over-react sometimes. Gotta cut back to one cup in the morning.) Juice some jalapeño peppers and rub the inside of it with the juice. Then talk about sexual things but very subtle, go to sleep early so he can get down to the basement. I say put his dick up in flames! Load it up with some Men's hair remover body cream. That will burn his balls. |
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Post by novembercomingfire on Dec 13, 2016 14:19:36 GMT -5
My H also acts like our life together is fucking fantastic. "We" have plans made, tickets bought etc" through 2017. None of it my planning as I know "we" won't be doing jack together this time next year. He leaves me a note before he goes to work EVERY DAY. Not just a note, a love note I guess. He likes to grab on to my waist and pull me towards him in public and private. He manhandles me, yet, skips off to "his" side of the house each night to watch sportcenter maybe fuck a football if that were possible, then go to sleep in what is supposed to be my mom's room when she visits. Wait a sec, maybe I'm not in a sm, I just realized I get mind-fucked everyday. There's money in this. Fleshlights shaped like footballs. Still time for Christmas delivery... I would be kind of surprised that this isn't available. |
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Post by bballgirl on Dec 13, 2016 14:28:01 GMT -5
Juice some jalapeño peppers and rub the inside of it with the juice. Then talk about sexual things but very subtle, go to sleep early so he can get down to the basement. I say put his dick up in flames! Load it up with some Men's hair remover body cream. That will burn his balls. No no, he would see that! I'm more diabolical than that. |
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Post by beachguy on Dec 13, 2016 14:37:45 GMT -5
Beachguy crosses off bballgirl from his potential date list... |
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Post by greatcoastal on Dec 13, 2016 14:38:17 GMT -5
Load it up with some Men's hair remover body cream. That will burn his balls. No no, he would see that! I'm more diabolical than that. Okay, put it in his shampoo bottle instead! |
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Post by GeekGoddess on Dec 13, 2016 14:40:12 GMT -5
What had freaked me out the worst was the way that I no longer recognized my own self. I was a carefree spirit - that is the essential "me" in this life. I was so driven by fear: about money, about his temper tantrums, about my ability to speak for myself, fear that I was as stupid as he treated me, that I was secretly as irresponsible as he thought I was, that I was "broken" -- - well, I was broken, but not in the way that he thought.
When I went to the first therapist last year and found how she perceived me: capable, smart, totally valid in wanting to feel cherished. She said she knew I could make my life whatever I hoped to. And then I remembered when I had believed that so long ago.
Losing ME had me the most freaked out.
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Post by GeekGoddess on Dec 13, 2016 14:43:01 GMT -5
Maybe he practiced French kissing on it .... have I just freaked you out more Nancy 😳 LMAO...no I'm not freaked out. I don't care anymore what he did with it. His excuse when confronted was just as pathetic. He said that he 'bought it to jazz up our sex life.' WTF? So - what is the launch date for this "jazzing up" program anyway? I hate that he knows the right thing to SAY when he knows that is not truth. He bought it to REPLACE your sex life. I agree with outsourcing in the "live" version (for us refused, I mean) but my role in Ex's sex life was subcontracted out to porn also (prior to the life-changing surgery which meant he had no drive and no erectionability). nancyb - your "job" was replaced by a machine. I say, call the union shop steward and file a complaint. There must be a Fair Labor Board around somewhere that would hear this case? |
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Post by bballgirl on Dec 13, 2016 14:51:12 GMT -5
No no, he would see that! I'm more diabolical than that. Okay, put it in his shampoo bottle instead! Funny! |
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Post by bballgirl on Dec 13, 2016 14:52:39 GMT -5
Beachguy crosses off bballgirl from his potential date list... But you would cross me off with a pencil right?! Lol  |
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Post by greatcoastal on Dec 13, 2016 14:54:23 GMT -5
LMAO...no I'm not freaked out. I don't care anymore what he did with it. His excuse when confronted was just as pathetic. He said that he 'bought it to jazz up our sex life.' WTF? So - what is the launch date for this "jazzing up" program anyway? I hate that he knows the right thing to SAY when he knows that is not truth. He bought it to REPLACE your sex life. I agree with outsourcing in the "live" version (for us refused, I mean) but my role in Ex's sex life was subcontracted out to porn also (prior to the life-changing surgery which meant he had no drive and no erectionability). nancyb - your "job" was replaced by a machine. I say, call the union shop steward and file a complaint. There must be a Fair Labor Board around somewhere that would hear this case? The only sound his ears will hear is the wrinkling of divorce papers from the sheriff's hands to his. |
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Post by beachguy on Dec 13, 2016 15:01:57 GMT -5
Beachguy crosses off bballgirl from his potential date list... But you would cross me off with a pencil right?! Lol Yes dear  |
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Post by ggold on Dec 13, 2016 15:22:48 GMT -5
How much her actions don't match up with her words, especially her words in counseling out in public settings, and how much she doesn't seem to realize she's doing it. Yes CT!!! His actions most certainly don't match his words. Saying I love you and showing it are two different things. I still cannot grasp that all of these years he has known how I felt about our lack of intimacy/sex life and just IGNORED it. So many think he's the best catch. Women if you want a man who DOES work hard, who provides for his family, who is a good father, who wants to portray the perfect image of a family BUT who WILL NOT fuck you or be intimate with you in any way, shape or form...I have the perfect guy for you! I feel so duped!!!! |
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Post by misssunnybunny on Dec 13, 2016 15:33:49 GMT -5
When he told me he didn't think *I* liked/wanted sex....
That and him being perfectly happy with our life, me being more like a mom than wife (eeew)
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Post by thebaffledking on Dec 13, 2016 15:34:25 GMT -5
Arh, the public face. From my own experience and what others have said there seem to be a trait here, our spouses work so hard to show the world that they loving, intimate and attentive people. That tells me they have some comprehension what they are doing is wrong if they have to hide it? Good observation. My STBX knew exactly what he was doing. Public vs personal persona. But the number one thing that freaked me out and devastated me at the same time. Finding a 'Fleshlight' masturbatory toy hidden in the basement. What more is there to say? nancyb, I had to google 'fleshlight'........I'm glad I'm naive. I hope you go supersonic on out of that marriage of yours. You don't need that shit. |
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Post by thebaffledking on Dec 13, 2016 15:43:33 GMT -5
Load it up with some Men's hair remover body cream. That will burn his balls. No no, he would see that! I'm more diabolical than that. A thin drizzle of Super Glue to match the thin drizzle of his masturbatory output..........or drool............I think I'm gonna hurl |
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