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Post by ggold on Dec 12, 2016 20:47:45 GMT -5
I'm sorry you can relate to this shit!! It sucks!! I swear, I would mention sex and he'd literally be like, "Oh, there's a draft coming from the window." Then he'd turn around and shut the window. End of discussion! Oh, and there was the time (before kids) when he was on the couch and I was vacuuming. I stopped and began to initiate by laying on top of him. He told me to finish vacuuming. How's that for intimacy??? What I wouldn’t have given or sacrificed to have my wife initiate by lying on top of me on the couch!!! The most seductive initiation from her since we married 21 years ago: “I’m ovulating, do you want to have sex?” Now THAT is sexy!! |
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Post by RexCorvus on Dec 12, 2016 21:13:41 GMT -5
What I wouldn’t have given or sacrificed to have my wife initiate by lying on top of me on the couch!!! The most seductive initiation from her since we married 21 years ago: “I’m ovulating, do you want to have sex?” Now THAT is sexy!! Yeah, almost as sexy as "finish vacuuming". He could have at least said... "no, no turn around do it doucement. Do it very slowly." |
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Post by ggold on Dec 12, 2016 21:40:32 GMT -5
Yeah, almost as sexy as "finish vacuuming". He could have at least said... "no, no turn around do it doucement. Do it very slowly." Ahhhhh...the "romance scene" from True Lies!!! Yes, vacuuming could be sexy I suppose!! Perhaps if done in a black, lacy nightie?? hmmmm??? |
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Post by DryCreek on Dec 13, 2016 0:55:13 GMT -5
Yeah, almost as sexy as "finish vacuuming". He could have at least said... "no, no turn around do it doucement. Do it very slowly." Ahhhhh...the "romance scene" from True Lies!!! Yes, vacuuming could be sexy I suppose!! Perhaps if done in a black, lacy nightie?? hmmmm??? OMG! One of my all-time favorite movies for pure fun. W hates it! She was freakin' hilarious acting all awkward as suburban-housewife-turned-sultry-spy. |
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Post by bballgirl on Dec 13, 2016 7:53:46 GMT -5
Ahhhhh...the "romance scene" from True Lies!!! Yes, vacuuming could be sexy I suppose!! Perhaps if done in a black, lacy nightie?? hmmmm??? OMG! One of my all-time favorite movies for pure fun. W hates it! She was freakin' hilarious acting all awkward as suburban-housewife-turned-sultry-spy. How can anybody hate that movie?! It's just fun plus it has Tom Arnold in it! I love the scene with the guy pretending to be a spy coming onto his wife in the trailer and they rip the roof off and the interrogations that followed. Also when they danced The Tango. |
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Post by beachguy on Dec 13, 2016 8:29:11 GMT -5
I'm sorry you can relate to this shit!! It sucks!! I swear, I would mention sex and he'd literally be like, "Oh, there's a draft coming from the window." Then he'd turn around and shut the window. End of discussion! Oh, and there was the time (before kids) when he was on the couch and I was vacuuming. I stopped and began to initiate by laying on top of him. He told me to finish vacuuming. How's that for intimacy??? What I wouldn’t have given or sacrificed to have my wife initiate by lying on top of me on the couch!!! The most seductive initiation from her since we married 21 years ago: “I’m ovulating, do you want to have sex?” "How about I chain you down further in your SM shithole with another one?" |
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Post by novembercomingfire on Dec 13, 2016 9:07:21 GMT -5
What I wouldn’t have given or sacrificed to have my wife initiate by lying on top of me on the couch!!! The most seductive initiation from her since we married 21 years ago: “I’m ovulating, do you want to have sex?” "How about I chain you down further in your SM shithole with another one?" Damn. That sure did cut to the heart of the matter, didn't it? We have a winner ... |
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Post by novembercomingfire on Dec 13, 2016 9:08:56 GMT -5
What I wouldn’t have given or sacrificed to have my wife initiate by lying on top of me on the couch!!! The most seductive initiation from her since we married 21 years ago: “I’m ovulating, do you want to have sex?” Now THAT is sexy!! In my house, that would have been followed by "as long as it doesn't take more than two minutes." |
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Post by greatcoastal on Dec 13, 2016 9:55:33 GMT -5
In my house, that would have been followed by "as long as it doesn't take more than two minutes." Just as weird, (unexplainable) is when they get multiple orgasms from it. When they ask you to keep touching them, until they can't take it anymore. Then (the sound of crickets) nothing. Years go by. Nothing. |
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Post by bballgirl on Dec 13, 2016 10:10:13 GMT -5
What I wouldn’t have given or sacrificed to have my wife initiate by lying on top of me on the couch!!! The most seductive initiation from her since we married 21 years ago: “I’m ovulating, do you want to have sex?” "How about I chain you down further in your SM shithole with another one?" Great translation! |
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Post by novembercomingfire on Dec 13, 2016 10:10:34 GMT -5
In my house, that would have been followed by "as long as it doesn't take more than two minutes." Just as weird, (unexplainable) is when they get multiple orgasms from it. When they ask you to keep touching them, until they can't take it anymore. Then (the sound of crickets) nothing. Years go by. Nothing. Ok, yeah. I truly don't get this at all. If my wife is responsive, she still wants it to be done asap. Who the hell doesn't like orgasms??? |
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