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Post by RexCorvus on Oct 14, 2016 14:03:02 GMT -5
RexCorvus , are you telling us that you are a survivor of testicular cancer - and YOU are the one who wants more sex and is being refused? Damn. Just damn. If that is the case, there is NO good excuse for guys with other health health problems. Yes @smartkat , I am a testicular cancer survivor of over 14 years now. I still have one testicle, which provides plenty of testosterone to fuel the system. I'm just a little more streamlined and aerodynamic when excited.  @smartkat, you want to know what is really F'd up? I had 2 more kids after having TC in a sexless marriage! I have A LOT of resentment about this entire situation and I'm sorry for stealing the thread... this is therapy. As a part of TC, they check your sperm count before and after the removal of your testicle. Because they have to check it immediately after ejaculation to get an accurate count and activity of your "swimmers" you have to do it at the lab where they test it. Well there is no "private room" for this act to be accomplished. You are given a specimen jar and pointed to the public restroom. Being diagnosed with cancer messes with your head, and being diagnosed with TC in a sexless marriage majorly F'd with mine. I begged her to come with me when I had to do the sample. I hoped for her assistance, but at least be there for support. She adamantly refused with a horrid fright upon her face. I did what I had to do and the Dr told me that afterwards I had low count and slow swimmers. He told me I probably wouldn't be able to have any more children unless I stored some. My wife wanted more children, so I again provided more samples for storage. Well my wife tracked her ovulation cycles. She kept charts in her night stand where every morning she would record her temperature, her cervical fluid consistency, if she had any breast tenderness, her spotting/periods... so she knew exactly when she was ovulating. When she was she would offer sex. So even with my low count and slow swimmers, we had 2 more kids. That was when I said no more and scheduled a vasectomy. I need to write out my story for everyone. RC |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2016 14:08:19 GMT -5
RexCorvus: Your story takes the cake for worst sexual luck in the world. [head explosion]
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Post by RexCorvus on Oct 14, 2016 14:15:57 GMT -5
RexCorvus : Your story takes the cake for worst sexual luck in the world. [head explosion] Thanks @smartkat. It's a real mindfuck, you've only heard small pieces. I will get writing... |
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Post by Dan on Oct 14, 2016 15:02:14 GMT -5
... but my memory has faded from being in a SM!!!! For me the SM has meant more than "my memory has faded": I think I'm losing my mind!  |
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Post by JonDoe on Oct 14, 2016 15:33:50 GMT -5
I’m just a nut, but not nuts 😂 LMAO! Please know that I am certainty not laughing at you, maybe not even with you, but you hit my funny bone with that one! 😂 |
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Post by JonDoe on Oct 14, 2016 15:37:39 GMT -5
Yes @smartkat , I am a testicular cancer survivor of over 14 years now. I still have one testicle, which provides plenty of testosterone to fuel the system. I'm just a little more streamlined and aerodynamic when excited. @smartkat , you want to know what is really F'd up? I had 2 more kids after having TC in a sexless marriage! I have A LOT of resentment about this entire situation and I'm sorry for stealing the thread... this is therapy. As a part of TC, they check your sperm count before and after the removal of your testicle. Because they have to check it immediately after ejaculation to get an accurate count and activity of your "swimmers" you have to do it at the lab where they test it. Well there is no "private room" for this act to be accomplished. You are given a specimen jar and pointed to the public restroom. Being diagnosed with cancer messes with your head, and being diagnosed with TC in a sexless marriage majorly F'd with mine. I begged her to come with me when I had to do the sample. I hoped for her assistance, but at least be there for support. She adamantly refused with a horrid fright upon her face. I did what I had to do and the Dr told me that afterwards I had low count and slow swimmers. He told me I probably wouldn't be able to have any more children unless I stored some. My wife wanted more children, so I again provided more samples for storage. Well my wife tracked her ovulation cycles. She kept charts in her night stand where every morning she would record her temperature, her cervical fluid consistency, if she had any breast tenderness, her spotting/periods... so she knew exactly when she was ovulating. When she was she would offer sex. So even with my low count and slow swimmers, we had 2 more kids. That was when I said no more and scheduled a vasectomy. I need to write out my story for everyone. RC |
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Post by JonDoe on Oct 14, 2016 15:48:52 GMT -5
After I had my vasectomy, the doctor and nurses informed my wife that we need to have frequent protected sex to clean out the pipes. She politely smiled and giggled. More than a year later, there were still swimmers on the slide. The doctor apologized profusely and offered to perform the procedure again for free and pay for a weekend getaway for my wife and I because in all his years he had never seen anyone go past three months, let alone more than a year. Then I politely said, let's schedule the second procedure in a month, but check again the morning before you start the procedure. Needless to say, I emptied the pipes faithfully twice a day for the next 30 days. Problem solved, no thanks to my wife legal female roommate. I should have taken him up on the free weekend getaway, and got away by myself. After all, I was exhausted! 😂
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Post by JonDoe on Oct 14, 2016 15:57:04 GMT -5
#16 it's the best free, legal fun two people can share.
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Post by RexCorvus on Oct 14, 2016 16:00:38 GMT -5
I’m just a nut, but not nuts 😂 LMAO! Please know that I am certainty not laughing at you, maybe not even with you, but you hit my funny bone with that one! 😂 I'm not offended at all JonDoe, I said it to be funny. That is the best part of being a testicular cancer survivor using it to make people laugh and sometime feel a little uncomfortable. |
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Post by ggold on Oct 14, 2016 18:00:13 GMT -5
RexCorvus Wow! Your story. I'm so glad to hear that you are a TC survivor. Thank God! Lack of sex and cancer. This was interesting to me. So not only are our minds being fucked with in a SM, but our bodies as well!! I've had various physical ailments throughout my 23 years of marriage that, looking back, probably had to do with anxiety over the lack of sex and intimacy happening in my life. (among other things) You are funny with you are a "nut but not nuts." That made me laugh! AND THIS: "you want to know what is really F'd up? I had 2 more kids after having TC in a sexless marriage! I have A LOT of resentment about this entire situation" NO WAY!!!!! Living in a SM, having TC, and still having kids!!! Are you a magician?  (LOL..trying to make you smile!!) " and I'm sorry for stealing the thread... this is therapy"---I began the thread.....steal away!!!! This IS therapy!!! Welcome to our community!!!!!! You can see, we are a great group of mostly sexually starved people. :-) G
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Post by JonDoe on Oct 15, 2016 9:20:17 GMT -5
RexCorvus Welcome to our community!!!!!! You can see, we are a great group of mostly sexually starved people. :-) Can you imagine getting a dozen of us in the same room for a night of drinks and laughs? The exponential effects of the combined sexual energy might reverse the Earth's rotation! |
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Post by baza on Oct 15, 2016 22:10:33 GMT -5
RexCorvus - This bit of your post leapt out at me - "Well my wife tracked her ovulation cycles. She kept charts in her night stand where every morning she would record her temperature, her cervical fluid consistency, if she had any breast tenderness, her spotting/periods... so she knew exactly when she was ovulating. When she was she would offer sex"- It reads like when she wants something off you - say kids - she is motivated, methodical, diligent and determined. - But if you want something off her, you can go fuck yourself.
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Post by ggold on Oct 15, 2016 23:28:31 GMT -5
RexCorvus Welcome to our community!!!!!! You can see, we are a great group of mostly sexually starved people. :-) Can you imagine getting a dozen of us in the same room for a night of drinks and laughs? The exponential effects of the combined sexual energy might reverse the Earth's rotation! LOL!! So true!!! |
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Post by brian on Oct 15, 2016 23:29:18 GMT -5
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Post by brian on Oct 15, 2016 23:37:26 GMT -5
RexCorvus - This bit of your post leapt out at me - "Well my wife tracked her ovulation cycles. She kept charts in her night stand where every morning she would record her temperature, her cervical fluid consistency, if she had any breast tenderness, her spotting/periods... so she knew exactly when she was ovulating. When she was she would offer sex"- It reads like when she wants something off you - say kids - she is motivated, methodical, diligent and determined. - But if you want something off her, you can go fuck yourself. That's my marriage arrangement in a nutshell. Maybe not 100%, but certainly when it pertains to sex. She also seems to believe that my purpose in life is to do what she wants done around the house. |
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(LOL..trying to make you smile!!)
