Reset AGAIN.

More smoke than one if his bong hits.

I'll let him do one with his crayons.... then I'll do my own

Will you post it? I am really curious to see what he comes up with.

Now that is a splendid idea!!!

SO eternaloptimism , just how bad a stoner is this guy of yours?

I was quietly wondering this: if the guy is really all that incompetent - then maybe this is not fake, maybe it's an honest
attempt by him but - this is as well as he can do. (And that's not a redeeming feature at all.)

His attempts and attitude, in the end, just don't cut the mustard.
He really sounds about as useful as tits on a bull. In which case one really could hardly make a case for staying.
I mean, seriously: some people are just so hopeless, there's no point to trying to have an adult relationship with
them, be it because they're stuck in infancy or be it that they are living with their head in the pink clouds or whatever.

I know a few guys who start with their first joint before breakfast and reach double figures as the day goes on and
...... passes them by. A friend of mine was married to one of those. When I initially met them they were both teachers,
taking turn and turn about teaching for a year, and taking time out. Years later she was working, coming home, looking
after 4 kids, milking the goats, feeding the dog, baking bread and cookies, doing the dishes, cleaning the house, and
he was sitting on the couch. Smoking dope.
She finally gave him an ultimatum. He tried to stop, but could not bear it "because the colours were too bright, the
sunlight was too harsh, the noises too grating" ... in other words reality was just too unpleasant for him with outbeing
stoned. She'd split, gone back to him, but he didn't last, and in the end she walked.

Some folk you just can't do anything with.

He said he'd quit "Friday- after this runs out" and now it ran out Thursday. Hm. Bumbling coincidence or master-mind of conflicting mixed message so it can't be a commitment to something.
I often wondered this about my ex. Did he say "two things" on purpose to aid later gaslighting or was he inept & meant both, not understanding the inherent contradiction in his promises?
I scratch my head & I wonder but happily no longer need to are about an answer to the quandary.
I'm still learning how to communicate one sincere thing at a time. I had been trained, or taken on this habit - where anything resembling a "plan" was actually a mash-up that never committed but rather that left all options open. Then, no matter how it came out, there was always "see - I thought I told you - that's what I said would happen"
It was grating when he did it to me. I was appalled when I realized I had learned to do it too.
The unlearning of bad traits continues.
Good luck, EternalO!