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Post by bballgirl on Jul 18, 2016 15:52:26 GMT -5
I'm sharing this with you all for entertainment sake and not much else.
I thought about posting in lighter side but I'll do it here instead.
Yesterday I met a man online. We started talking.
Then he called me and we had a three hour phone conversation.
He seemed very nice, good looking.
(In the back of my mind the last person I had a 3 hour phone conversation with before a first date was my ex, so my red flag radar was out but I am a talker so I tried to ignore the he's preying upon you feeling and give this guy a fair chance)
He asked me to dinner.
I suggested the next weekend, he said he really wanted to meet me why don't we go out tonight.
I agreed. We planned to meet at Longhorns at 7.
I think I dodged a bullet.
So I get to Longhorns at 7 text him I'm here.
No reply
At 7:10 I'm so sorry I fell asleep in my recliner.
I'm so sorry I'll be right there.
Ok fine I'll wait.
At 7:45
I'm only 2 minutes from you but I just got pulled over for speeding.
Ok great I'm being charged with reckless driving I was doing 90 in a 45.
I didn't know I was doing 90 and I didn't know it was 45, (hilarious)
Oh fuck they're towing my truck.
I'm so sorry about this I'll talk to you later (that's hilarious too)
Obviously a crazy loser
In the middle of all this he's texting me if there's anything he can do because he knew my brother was a cop.
So I'm texting my brother I have a friend that got pulled over
Texting back to him based on questions my brother asks
My response: My brother said your fucked and not in the good way.
Crazy!!
Yeah dodged a huge bullet!!
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Post by Pinkberry on Jul 18, 2016 16:44:49 GMT -5
I'm not sure speeding = huge loser, but if he isn't at the first date because of drama, perhaps it's best left alone.
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Post by wewbwb on Jul 18, 2016 18:07:09 GMT -5
If speeding equals loser, I'm Urkel.
Seriously. I always speed. Everywhere. I even have a formula.
But, on the plus side, I don't fall asleep before a date.
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Post by unmatched on Jul 18, 2016 18:08:23 GMT -5
Leaving aside the reckless driving part, I am thinking: I have just spent 3 hours talking with somebody I really like, they have agreed to have dinner with me, I am about to go out on a first date, I am so excited I just have to ... fall asleep. How would you even do that without being brain dead or there being drugs involved?
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Post by bballgirl on Jul 18, 2016 18:14:07 GMT -5
Leaving aside the reckless driving part, I am thinking: I have just spent 3 hours talking with somebody I really like, they have agreed to have dinner with me, I am about to go out on a first date, I am so excited I just have to ... fall asleep. How would you even do that without being brain dead or there being drugs involved? Yeah or maybe alcohol. Huge red flag! Totally dodged that bullet!! |
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Post by 3000more on Jul 18, 2016 18:16:47 GMT -5
Leaving aside the reckless driving part, I am thinking: I have just spent 3 hours talking with somebody I really like, they have agreed to have dinner with me, I am about to go out on a first date, I am so excited I just have to ... fall asleep. How would you even do that without being brain dead or there being drugs involved? Yeah or maybe alcohol. Huge red flag! Totally dodged that bullet!! That's the definition of "Not Meant To Be!" |
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Post by baza on Jul 18, 2016 20:13:41 GMT -5
Picture I get is of a bloke living in the basement of his mothers house to be perfectly honest.
I'd further speculate that he literally shit himself at your text saying you were at the agreed venue and it all got "real" at which time he concocted this bullshit story to explain his inability to attend.
Although, perhaps he may have been planning to attend, but his mother wouldn't lend him her car.
I'd back it in however, that there was / is a pile of soggy tissues near his chair.
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I suspect you didn't so much "dodge a bullet" as much as you dodged a shadow.
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Post by bballgirl on Jul 18, 2016 20:51:20 GMT -5
Picture I get is of a bloke living in the basement of his mothers house to be perfectly honest. I'd further speculate that he literally shit himself at your text saying you were at the agreed venue and it all got "real" at which time he concocted this bullshit story to explain his inability to attend. Although, perhaps he may have been planning to attend, but his mother wouldn't lend him her car. I'd back it in however, that there was / is a pile of soggy tissues near his chair. - I suspect you didn't so much "dodge a bullet" as much as you dodged a shadow. I agree! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2016 21:37:37 GMT -5
Leaving aside the reckless driving part, I am thinking: I have just spent 3 hours talking with somebody I really like, they have agreed to have dinner with me, I am about to go out on a first date, I am so excited I just have to ... fall asleep. How would you even do that without being brain dead or there being drugs involved? Uh yeah, NO. Sleeping on a recliner before the big date! He was WASTED! He started celebrating a little early and lost count! Whose ever been arrested AND towed for speeding? |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2016 21:38:38 GMT -5
I'm not sure speeding = huge loser, but if he isn't at the first date because of drama, perhaps it's best left alone. No, having a Recliner and sleeping on it = LOSER! Girls, please be careful. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2016 21:42:13 GMT -5
bballgirl, you talked to this guy for three hours and he never mentioned the recliner? What were you talking about? Next time please use this script: GUY: So what's your name? BBG: Never mind that. Do you own a recliner? GUY: Yes, a very nice leather La-Z-Boy! [dialtone]
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Post by bballgirl on Jul 18, 2016 22:22:43 GMT -5
bballgirl, you talked to this guy for three hours and he never mentioned the recliner? What were you talking about? Next time please use this script: GUY: So what's your name? BBG: Never mind that. Do you own a recliner? GUY: Yes, a very nice leather La-Z-Boy! [dialtone] I promise Creel, I will stick to the script!  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2016 22:28:22 GMT -5
The rest of the script if he DOES NOT own a recliner:
GUY: So what are you doing right now?
BBG: Homogenizing.
GUY: What are you wearing?
BBG: Some Duck Butt. You?
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Post by bballgirl on Jul 18, 2016 22:31:28 GMT -5
The rest of the script if he DOES NOT own a recliner: GUY: So what are you doing right now? BBG: Homogenizing. GUY: What are you wearing? BBG: Some Duck Butt. You? Which will have the same result a dial tone lol |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2016 3:59:59 GMT -5
I'm not sure speeding = huge loser, but if he isn't at the first date because of drama, perhaps it's best left alone. No, having a Recliner and sleeping on it = LOSER! Girls, please be careful. Yeah, that's an automatic no. That's exactly what my grandpa used to do. |
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