You think this will work for me?

Well, that aught to do it.

Love it!

Even this clueless naive old goat can get the message of that card. It should reduce time spent on the uninterested.

By "work", what do you mean - exactly - Sister ggold ?
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Will it "work" in the manner of you getting a root ?
Quite likely, it will if you get enough cards out in to the right demographic.
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Within the membership here there will almost certainly be some marketing guru's that might be useful in helping you target your market.
For example, it would be pointless handing these cards out at the local gay bar, or at a K D Lang concert.
Maybe a venue like a Monster Truck exhibition could provide rich pickings, whereas a Dungeons and Dragons convention probably wouldn't.
The strike rate at a Techno Rave Party might be good, but focusing on the crowd at a Star Trek gathering, not so much.
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You get the idea.
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Hell, when you go to the print shop to get your cards produced, you could ask the bloke behind the counter if he'd like a fuck.
This direct verbal approach would provide another string to the marketing bow.
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But the more I think about it, the more certain I become that your marketing exercise is going to be a winner.
A BIG winner.

Now mind you, I don't look like her!! lol!

Now, mind you, you look real.
Like living, breathing, blood pumping, lip biting, hip swiveling real.

I love it!