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angeleyes65 Senior Member Posts: 553	Because we all need a laugh Nov 4, 2021 9:47:37 GMT -5 via Tapatalk DryCreek, jim44444, and 6 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by angeleyes65 on Nov 4, 2021 9:47:37 GMT -5 🤣

worksforme2 Senior Members Posts: 3,345 Age Range: 70+	Because we all need a laugh Nov 12, 2021 19:35:24 GMT -5 itme likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by worksforme2 on Nov 12, 2021 19:35:24 GMT -5 Citing recent studies and forecasting models climate scientists predict that by the year 2060 the ocean's fish will be under even more water... Attachments:
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worksforme2 Senior Members Posts: 3,345 Age Range: 70+	Because we all need a laugh Nov 17, 2021 9:14:34 GMT -5 ironhamster and Handy like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by worksforme2 on Nov 17, 2021 9:14:34 GMT -5

worksforme2 Senior Members Posts: 3,345 Age Range: 70+	Because we all need a laugh Nov 20, 2021 13:18:07 GMT -5 jim44444 and dallasgia like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by worksforme2 on Nov 20, 2021 13:18:07 GMT -5

worksforme2 Senior Members Posts: 3,345 Age Range: 70+	Because we all need a laugh Nov 28, 2021 14:14:21 GMT -5 jim44444 and mirrororchid like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by worksforme2 on Nov 28, 2021 14:14:21 GMT -5 Slim Jim takes a stand for body positivity with new full figure Jim.... Attachments:
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worksforme2 Senior Members Posts: 3,345 Age Range: 70+	Because we all need a laugh Dec 10, 2021 8:44:10 GMT -5 jim44444 likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by worksforme2 on Dec 10, 2021 8:44:10 GMT -5 Aging stalker not sure how many years he will be able to continue crouching behind bushes... Attachments:
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mirrororchid Senior Member Previously sexless, 4 year recovery 2019-2023, two month relapse 2024, currently recovered. Posts: 2,297 Age Range: 56-60	Because we all need a laugh Dec 14, 2021 6:30:36 GMT -5 worksforme2 likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mirrororchid on Dec 14, 2021 6:30:36 GMT -5
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worksforme2 Senior Members Posts: 3,345 Age Range: 70+	Because we all need a laugh Dec 23, 2021 8:13:28 GMT -5 amazingk likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by worksforme2 on Dec 23, 2021 8:13:28 GMT -5 My computer beat me at chess 3 games in a row....But it was no match for me at kickboxing....

csl Senior Members Posts: 895	Because we all need a laugh Dec 25, 2021 9:21:26 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by csl on Dec 25, 2021 9:21:26 GMT -5 Dec 23, 2021 8:13:28 GMT -5 worksforme2 said: My computer beat me at chess 3 games in a row....But it was no match for me at kickboxing.... Is that an Emo Phillips joke? He's my favorite comedian...
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Because we all need a laugh Dec 25, 2021 11:01:18 GMT -5

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Dec 25, 2021 9:21:26 GMT -5 csl said:

Dec 23, 2021 8:13:28 GMT -5 worksforme2 said:

My computer beat me at chess 3 games in a row....But it was no match for me at kickboxing....

Is that an Emo Phillips joke? He's my favorite comedian...

I don't know who came up with it. An old friend sends me jokes all the time, many do not credit their creater, so I just plagerize them.

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Because we all need a laugh Dec 26, 2021 8:40:19 GMT -5 worksforme2 likes this

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Dec 25, 2021 11:01:18 GMT -5 worksforme2 said:

Dec 25, 2021 9:21:26 GMT -5 csl said:

Is that an Emo Phillips joke? He's my favorite comedian...

I don't know who came up with it. An old friend sends me jokes all the time, many do not credit their creater, so I just plagerize them.

You should check him out. He is a complete goofball, and master of the paraprosdokian.

One of my favorite Emo lines:

I found my girlfriend in bed with my best friend--I was crushed!
I said, "Get off me, you two!"

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Because we all need a laugh Dec 27, 2021 7:02:27 GMT -5 worksforme2 and amazingk like this

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Dec 26, 2021 8:40:19 GMT -5 csl said:

Dec 25, 2021 11:01:18 GMT -5 worksforme2 said:

I saw this headline:
Former Trump Adviser Michael Flynn: U.S. Should “Have One Religion”...
slate.com/news-and-politics/2021/11/michael-flynn-america-must-have-one-religion-trump.html

...and instantly smiled thinking of Emo Phillips:

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Because we all need a laugh Jan 5, 2022 8:24:50 GMT -5

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CNN starting new year with emphasis on sex ethics by noting
zero sex scandals so far in 2022 and installing new clock
in background showing # of days since last sex harrassment
accusation against one of it's employees....

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worksforme2 Senior Members Posts: 3,345 Age Range: 70+	Because we all need a laugh Jan 18, 2022 9:24:27 GMT -5 jim44444 likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by worksforme2 on Jan 18, 2022 9:24:27 GMT -5 If elected Dr. Oz promises to reveal shocking secret to do away with belly fat... Attachments:
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Jan 18, 2022 9:24:27 GMT -5 worksforme2 said:

If elected Dr. Oz promises to reveal shocking
secret to do away with belly fat...

It is distressing to contemplate that there are people that would vote for Dr. Oz.

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