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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2019 21:50:27 GMT -5
So much for my last comment about not being rejected. smfh ... I think what gets me are the excuses. All the ridiculous flippin' excuses. Do, let's hear them. I know you all have heard plenty of excuses. Amuse me. I'm pissed and need to laugh before I cry.
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Post by misssunnybunny on Feb 8, 2019 22:00:54 GMT -5
His telling me, "I thought you didn't like sex." That one's my favorite.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2019 22:11:25 GMT -5
His telling me, "I thought you didn't like sex." That one's my favorite. The biggest irritant excuse to me is when he says, "I've never met anyone with a drive and high as yours. They broke the mold when they made you!" and then laughs, turns and walks away. I guess that means I can't be satisfied so why bother trying??? In addition to the fatigue, all the fatigue, he's just soooooo tired. Hell, next time I think I throw back I've never seen a man so tired and disinterested in sex! They really broke the mold when they made you, too, honey!
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Post by ironhamster on Feb 8, 2019 22:17:37 GMT -5
Ones you hear...
I'm tired. I'm on my period. I'm not in the mood because you don't agree with me on [something piddly.] I'm not in the mood because of [something you did years ago.] I'm not in the mood because of [something someone else did.] My back hurts [for some unknown reason.] I'm emotionally exhausted. I need to get up early.
Ones you don't hear... I'm secretly homosexual and you don't turn me on. I like my hormones out of wack. Sex is gross and makes me tense. I like spending your paycheck more than pleasing you.
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Post by jim44444 on Feb 8, 2019 22:35:41 GMT -5
From two weeks ago -
Me: You look nice. I would like to go down on you. Her: How long are planning to do it because I don't want to orgasm. Me: WTF!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2019 22:43:37 GMT -5
From two weeks ago - Me: You look nice. I would like to go down on you. Her: How long are planning to do it because I don't want to orgasm. Me: WTF! omg ... lol! Wow! That's a good one, alright.
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Post by baza on Feb 8, 2019 22:53:51 GMT -5
Excuses / reasons. Generally, refusers have *excuses* for not engaging. But the refused generally have *reasons* for staying in their ILIASM situation. There's not that much difference between them. A refuser might come up with an excuse of the dog being traumatised if he saw them having a root. A refused spouse may come up with a reason of "my grandmother would die of shock if I got divorced". I reckon that before we get too carried away with bagging refusers *excuses*, it behooves us to critically look at our *reasons* for staying in the deal. There's not that much difference in the principle behind both. One doesn't want to root. The other doesn't want to leave. So they both rationalise their choice as best they can. However, in the spirit of the post, I will go for the "Montana Solution" with my vote for the best bullshit excuse I've seen on here..... The refuser spouse assured his spouse that if they moved to Montana then he would be overcome with sexual desire for her. At least it showed a bit of imagination I guess. Tagged in Brother worksforme2 - who referred to the "Montana Solution" just a couple of posts back.
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Post by completelybaked on Feb 8, 2019 23:04:41 GMT -5
My favorite(?) excuse: "I won't give you a blow job because oral sex causes throat cancer. That's what happened to Michael Douglas." Me: "I read on the Internet that bacon causes cancer, too, but you haven't given that up."
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Post by worksforme2 on Feb 8, 2019 23:17:43 GMT -5
My favorite(?) excuse: "I won't give you a blow job because oral sex causes throat cancer. That's what happened to Michael Douglas." Me: "I read on the Internet that bacon causes cancer, too, but you haven't given that up." Oral sex and bacon cause cancer !!!!…...oh hell, I am a dead man walking.....
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Post by completelybaked on Feb 8, 2019 23:25:36 GMT -5
My favorite(?) excuse: "I won't give you a blow job because oral sex causes throat cancer. That's what happened to Michael Douglas." Me: "I read on the Internet that bacon causes cancer, too, but you haven't given that up." Oral sex and bacon cause cancer !!!!…...oh hell, I am a dead man walking..... You never knew you were living on the edge? I would find it thrilling!
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Post by lifeinwoodinville on Feb 8, 2019 23:34:35 GMT -5
Most of my wifes rejections were hurtful or nasty but she did have one sex avoidance tactic that from a third party perspective was funny. Back when I used to plan date nights and make arrangements for the kids to stay elsewhere for the night when it came time to pick a restaurant to go to she would always pick Mexican food. And it never failed, later that night when I started to make a move she would declare "My stomach is upset!". Well, yeah, when you eat a basket of chips and salsa, an enchilada plate with rice and beans, and wash the whole thing down with a couple of margaritas, your stomach is going to get a wee bit upset. This wasn't an isolated event either, this happened at least six times. And when it was a date night when the kids were staying home she always picked some place fancy.
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Post by Handy on Feb 8, 2019 23:41:40 GMT -5
Not mine but one I read, H to W. "you served bagged salad."
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Post by sadkat on Feb 8, 2019 23:56:42 GMT -5
From two weeks ago - Me: You look nice. I would like to go down on you. Her: How long are planning to do it because I don't want to orgasm. Me: WTF! Huh??? Who in their right mind would not want an orgasm??? Makes absolutely no sense to me.
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Post by sadkat on Feb 9, 2019 0:03:20 GMT -5
I usually didn’t get an excuse- only stone cold silence. Every once in a while, he would tell me he was upset over something I did or said.
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Post by isthisit on Feb 9, 2019 3:26:26 GMT -5
From two weeks ago - Me: You look nice. I would like to go down on you. Her: How long are planning to do it because I don't want to orgasm. Me: WTF! omg ... lol! Wow! That's a good one, alright. Yeah, that’ll be the winner.
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