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Post by JMX on Jul 10, 2017 0:00:37 GMT -5
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Post by h on Jul 10, 2017 4:20:21 GMT -5
I prefer salmon.😁
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Post by DryCreek on Jul 10, 2017 5:06:30 GMT -5
Isn't everything better with bacon?  |
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Post by shamwow on Jul 10, 2017 14:19:23 GMT -5
Isn't everything better with bacon? Please tell me you're not desiring Martha Stewart in a bacon bikini...if so, we need to do an intervention. |
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Post by neonspace on Jul 10, 2017 14:51:55 GMT -5
Please tell me you're not desiring Martha Stewart in a bacon bikini...if so, we need to do an intervention. Are you kidding? This is a forum for sexless marriages, all options are on the table. |
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Post by shamwow on Jul 10, 2017 15:01:27 GMT -5
Please tell me you're not desiring Martha Stewart in a bacon bikini...if so, we need to do an intervention. Are you kidding? This is a forum for sexless marriages, all options are on the table. I think if Martha Stewart were to show up in a bacon bikini I'd need the services of the esteemed Dr. Kevorkian. |
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Post by h on Jul 10, 2017 15:04:39 GMT -5
Are you kidding? This is a forum for sexless marriages, all options are on the table. I think if Martha Stewart were to show up in a bacon bikini I'd need the services of the esteemed Dr. Kevorkian. You know, maybe prison turned her into a wild woman! Bake you some cookies and then ravage you...😉 |
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Post by laura on Jul 10, 2017 15:07:44 GMT -5
Why all the hate on Martha Stewart? I mean, a raw pork bikini is pretty gross on anyone, but I'd be thrilled to look that good at her age (75, I googled it)
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Post by shamwow on Jul 10, 2017 15:14:44 GMT -5
I think if Martha Stewart were to show up in a bacon bikini I'd need the services of the esteemed Dr. Kevorkian. You know, maybe prison turned her into a wild woman! Bake you some cookies and then ravage you...😉 I'd rather ravage her cookies than her cookie. |
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Post by shamwow on Jul 10, 2017 15:17:39 GMT -5
Why all the hate on Martha Stewart? I mean, a raw pork bikini is pretty gross on anyone, but I'd be thrilled to look that good at her age (75, I googled it) Good point...I'm not sure like to see a raw pork bikini on anyone. Well, when he was alive, perhaps Osama Bin Laden. Just to see the look on his face. I'd just avoid looking at his junk. If I were Martha Stewart, though, I would have gotten a prison tat of a strip of bacon while in the joint. But that's me. |
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Post by laura on Jul 10, 2017 15:24:50 GMT -5
You know, I think you've just discovered a new method of "enhanced interrogation"
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Post by shamwow on Jul 10, 2017 15:29:00 GMT -5
You know, I think you've just discovered a new method of "enhanced interrogation" Baconboarding? |
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