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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2016 22:11:14 GMT -5
You could also say: I have some crazy friends that make me take a word on each date. Just a game we played, and I'm honor bound to keep the commitment. What do you think about "Homogenizer"? He's thinking: "This chick's happening! Good looking. Fantastic body. Great friends. Sense of humor. And bound by her word. I've never met anyone like her before in my life. I don't want to ruin this by saying duck butt." I like that angle!! Seriously someone that can roll with that would be fun and might be able to seriously do some fun role play! It'd be a conversation starter. I'm sure you have no trouble in that department, but this is all about us ILIASM folk living vicariously through you anyway. |
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Post by bballgirl on May 4, 2016 22:14:47 GMT -5
I like that angle!! Seriously someone that can roll with that would be fun and might be able to seriously do some fun role play! It'd be a conversation starter. I'm sure you have no trouble in that department, but this is all about us ILIASM folk living vicariously through you anyway. Yeah I understand. All in good fun. This was a fun thread gave me a good laugh tonight. |
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2016 22:47:10 GMT -5
K. We have to give her a real word. It will be a challenging one, but one that she can actually work into a conversation! Help me out! Not feeling as creative. Hmmm... Shibari? Suppository? Emasculation? Insemination? Lamb's Testicles? or do you want to go for something more difficult? I've got a word for you: Exsanguination |
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2016 22:51:32 GMT -5
And back to the start of the thread:
@carissimi, I know social anxiety can be a real problem. Good for you for taking the steps to start being more interactive out in the world again. You can take it in really small steps, if that makes it easier. But I'm sure you'll do fine. You're healing yourself, and I think you're on the right track.
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Post by unmatched on May 4, 2016 22:57:33 GMT -5
Hmmm... Shibari? Suppository? Emasculation? Insemination? Lamb's Testicles? or do you want to go for something more difficult? I've got a word for you: Exsanguination As in, 'Don't fuck me around or I will cut your throat'? I think being assertive is good and important, but this may be a little strong for a first date... |
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Post by DryCreek on May 4, 2016 23:01:46 GMT -5
Hmmm... Shibari? Suppository? Emasculation? Insemination? Lamb's Testicles? or do you want to go for something more difficult? I've got a word for you: Exsanguination Whew! Kat, is there something about you we should know? ;-) Let's see... She's crazy about necking... sparkles in sunlight, but swears it's glitter makeup... And hasn't aged a day since those concert photos from the 80's! |
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2016 23:05:50 GMT -5
@smartkat Thanks, Kat.
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Post by unmatched on May 4, 2016 23:07:20 GMT -5
I've got a word for you: Exsanguination Whew! Kat, is there something about you we should know? ;-) Let's see... She's crazy about necking... sparkles in sunlight, but swears it's glitter makeup... And hasn't aged a day since those concert photos from the 80's! I have never liked all that business with the sparkling. I prefer good old-fashioned vampires who burn to death in sunlight. At least you know what side they are on that way. Actually, when you think about it, they come on to you, appear all charming, give you disturbing sexual dreams, flirt with you, lead you on, arrange to meet you at midnight, and then when you say yes they just suck all the life out of you. Burning to death is too good for them! |
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Post by DryCreek on May 4, 2016 23:13:48 GMT -5
Whew! Kat, is there something about you we should know? ;-) Let's see... She's crazy about necking... sparkles in sunlight, but swears it's glitter makeup... And hasn't aged a day since those concert photos from the 80's! I have never liked all that business with the sparkling. I prefer good old-fashioned vampires who burn to death in sunlight. At least you know what side they are on that way. Agreed. Ah, the plot elements that fall victim to "artistic license" when trying to appeal to an audience of lovestruck teen and pre-teen girls... Is nothing sacred?! ;-) |
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2016 23:47:33 GMT -5
Whew! Kat, is there something about you we should know? ;-) Let's see... She's crazy about necking... sparkles in sunlight, but swears it's glitter makeup... And hasn't aged a day since those concert photos from the 80's! I have never liked all that business with the sparkling. I prefer good old-fashioned vampires who burn to death in sunlight. At least you know what side they are on that way. Actually, when you think about it, they come on to you, appear all charming, give you disturbing sexual dreams, flirt with you, lead you on, arrange to meet you at midnight, and then when you say yes they just suck all the life out of you. Burning to death is too good for them! No true vampire sparkles. There is no substitute for the original - Dracula, by Bram Stoker. I haven't really liked vampires since the late 90s, and that Twilight bullshit completely ruined it for me. |
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Post by DryCreek on May 5, 2016 2:41:00 GMT -5
No true vampire sparkles. There is no substitute for the original - Dracula, by Bram Stoker. I haven't really liked vampires since the late 90s, and that Twilight bullshit completely ruined it for me. Yes, Twilight was blatantly warped to romanticize the concept for profit. But I couldn't resist the reference. ;-) I will say, I really liked the two Underworld films. I thought they were really well done in many ways. |
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Post by wewbwb on May 5, 2016 7:00:16 GMT -5
I have never liked all that business with the sparkling. I prefer good old-fashioned vampires who burn to death in sunlight. At least you know what side they are on that way. Actually, when you think about it, they come on to you, appear all charming, give you disturbing sexual dreams, flirt with you, lead you on, arrange to meet you at midnight, and then when you say yes they just suck all the life out of you. Burning to death is too good for them! No true vampire sparkles. There is no substitute for the original - Dracula, by Bram Stoker. I haven't really liked vampires since the late 90s, and that Twilight bullshit completely ruined it for me. How about Nosferatu? |
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Post by petrushka on May 5, 2016 7:09:30 GMT -5
Let's come up with words Bballgirl has to use in conversation on terrible dates. I used to do this in high school at a deli I worked at after school. For example: one day the word was "homogenized". So, as I made dude's sandwich, I held up his slice of cheddar and said: "Did you know this is homogenized cheese?" - without giggling. He just kind of looked at me like I was a weirdo. Slapped the cheese on the sandwich, made it and gave it to him. That was 20 years ago and I will never forget the look on his face. Hmm... What would be a good word for bballgirl ? Haemorrhoids! <runs away, laughing like a drain> |
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Post by petrushka on May 5, 2016 8:25:06 GMT -5
Unmatched suggested Shibari.
That brought to mind *Shibumi*. Any potential date who gets the reference and starts waxing
about {ha, look it up yourself, or better still read the book} would be interesting to
get to talk with. Unless of course, they read it, didn't get it, and dismiss it out of hand.
Might as well be a nose bleeder.
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Post by greatcoastal on May 5, 2016 9:05:42 GMT -5
One of my favorite words is, " theoretically" that goes right past a lot of people!
This sounds like things you do to a new trainee!
When my dad worked on the loading docks, they would send the new guy , " down to the basement for a bucket of steam!"
In opticianry we would send the new employee to the lab for "The lense stretcher"
And when driving a rig we would ask people for a " metric adjustable wrench" oh and " make sure it's left handed"
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