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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2016 20:29:16 GMT -5
No way BBG! That one's great! I've always been shocked at how little trouble folks put into making sure the person you're with has a good time. Usually, if anyone is having fun, everyone is! And this applies to non-dates with friends or even passing acquaintances. Obviously that last guy had nothing on the ball and was probably depressed or something. But sometimes you meet folks that are probably OK in most ways, but they simply cannot enjoy themselves. Sad really. I'm thinking one of these guys is going to be a shocking blast for you. And if you're enjoying it, you can bet he is!!! Seriously that just skims the surface on how bad it was. I did feel bad for him and I felt bad that I had to send him that text but I actually did learn from my bad marriage and the good folks here at ILIASM so I could tell that it would never be a compatible relationship. I was actually proud that I had the courage to be straight forward and honest and to put myself first. Yes one day I'll meet the right one and I'll totally rock his world! Well, you can bet I'm going to keep asking. Next time it's no fun, make it fun -- for us (me) -- by asking some questions or getting him to do something he's not comfortable with. If he's sedentary, go for a long walk. |
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2016 20:34:27 GMT -5
Well, these are not dates, just social occasions with a mixed group. However, if you want a funny date story (though not sure it's funny, just weird) I have a blast from the past if you are interested. I'm waiting, but you're not telling me!!! I'll post my weird date stories in the Off Topic group. I'll do it tomorrow. Time for bed now. Goodnight Creel. |
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Post by JMX on May 4, 2016 20:48:59 GMT -5
Let's come up with words Bballgirl has to use in conversation on terrible dates. I used to do this in high school at a deli I worked at after school. For example: one day the word was "homogenized". So, as I made dude's sandwich, I held up his slice of cheddar and said: "Did you know this is homogenized cheese?" - without giggling. He just kind of looked at me like I was a weirdo. Slapped the cheese on the sandwich, made it and gave it to him. That was 20 years ago and I will never forget the look on his face. Hmm... What would be a good word for bballgirl? |
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Post by bballgirl on May 4, 2016 20:49:54 GMT -5
Seriously that just skims the surface on how bad it was. I did feel bad for him and I felt bad that I had to send him that text but I actually did learn from my bad marriage and the good folks here at ILIASM so I could tell that it would never be a compatible relationship. I was actually proud that I had the courage to be straight forward and honest and to put myself first. Yes one day I'll meet the right one and I'll totally rock his world! Well, you can bet I'm going to keep asking. Next time it's no fun, make it fun -- for us (me) -- by asking some questions or getting him to do something he's not comfortable with. If he's sedentary, go for a long walk. Trust me I will definitely springboard off of this guy for future dates. And I'll have front row seats for you too if I ever turn this whole dating thing into a stand up routine! |
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Post by bballgirl on May 4, 2016 20:55:06 GMT -5
Let's come up with words Bballgirl has to use in conversation on terrible dates. I used to do this in high school at a deli I worked at after school. For example: one day the word was "homogenized". So, as I made dude's sandwich, I held up his slice of cheddar and said: "Did you know this is homogenized cheese?" - without giggling. He just kind of looked at me like I was a weirdo. Slapped the cheese on the sandwich, made it and gave it to him. That was 20 years ago and I will never forget the look on his face. Hmm... What would be a good word for bballgirl? How about FUSELAGE? So have you ever been in a fuselage and it broke in half? Lol. I swear I don't think I could say it with a straight face! |
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Post by unmatched on May 4, 2016 21:02:01 GMT -5
Yes second date was needed because first was so quick just a drink but he talked a big game and did not walk the walk. Maybe for future dates I have learned some key questions to ask like: 1)Do you like salad? 2) How many nose bleeds a year do you experience? 3) Have you ever been in a plane that split apart and crashed? I think you would have some very short dates that way  Maybe you could do a hidden camera thing and video some for us? Be like our roving reporter, trawling the wild world of useless men to see if there are any good ones left. Then we could do a detailed post-game analysis and all learn something useful about how not to approach potential partners. |
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Post by bballgirl on May 4, 2016 21:12:02 GMT -5
Yes second date was needed because first was so quick just a drink but he talked a big game and did not walk the walk. Maybe for future dates I have learned some key questions to ask like: 1)Do you like salad? 2) How many nose bleeds a year do you experience? 3) Have you ever been in a plane that split apart and crashed? I think you would have some very short dates that way Maybe you could do a hidden camera thing and video some for us? Be like our roving reporter, trawling the wild world of useless men to see if there are any good ones left. Then we could do a detailed post-game analysis and all learn something useful about how not to approach potential partners. Funny!! That's true a man would think I'm absolutely nuts if I asked those questions. I'll save those for a guy that catfishes me. Lol. I may not be able to hold back though it's just too damn funny!! |
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2016 21:17:03 GMT -5
Let's come up with words Bballgirl has to use in conversation on terrible dates. I used to do this in high school at a deli I worked at after school. For example: one day the word was "homogenized". So, as I made dude's sandwich, I held up his slice of cheddar and said: "Did you know this is homogenized cheese?" - without giggling. He just kind of looked at me like I was a weirdo. Slapped the cheese on the sandwich, made it and gave it to him. That was 20 years ago and I will never forget the look on his face. Hmm... What would be a good word for bballgirl ? J, you dear woman. Splendid idea! I a group of us that worked as captains in a nice Italian restaurant played the same game. But we used more complicated concepts. The best I could remember was "Duck Butts". Tonight's specials are: a 22 ounce Cajun crusted bone in Del Monico, the chef's special calimari fra diavolo, fried duck butts in a white wine sauce, and a splendid linguini pescatori. What was that? The Del Monico? It's very good. No after that. The calimari? Oh, the Duck Butts, yes, one of my favorites. Wood duck tonight I think. |
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Post by JMX on May 4, 2016 21:29:58 GMT -5
bballgirl please use Duck Butts post haste. That is amazing.
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Post by bballgirl on May 4, 2016 21:31:36 GMT -5
bballgirl please use Duck Butts post haste. That is amazing. So are you more of a tits guy, duck butts or legs? What's your order? Lol. Dying laughing!! |
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Post by JMX on May 4, 2016 21:33:45 GMT -5
bballgirl please use Duck Butts post haste. That is amazing. So are you more of a tits guy, duck butts or legs? What's your order? Lol. Dying laughing!! See if he goes for the middle of the Duck Butts. There's the answer to a question you would ask: "do you eat pussy?" Lol! If he does not clean the middle of those Duck Butts - then you know. |
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Post by bballgirl on May 4, 2016 21:35:32 GMT -5
So are you more of a tits guy, duck butts or legs? What's your order? Lol. Dying laughing!! See if he goes for the middle of the Duck Butts. There's the answer to a question you would ask: "do you eat pussy?" Lol! If he does not clean the middle of those Duck Butts - then you know. I'm crying laughing! |
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2016 21:39:26 GMT -5
bballgirl please use Duck Butts post haste. That is amazing. So are you more of a tits guy, duck butts or legs? What's your order? Lol. Dying laughing! I just bought this new skirt. I really like it, but I feel like I have a duck butt when I wear it. What do you think? Maybe a little "Quack". I'm not complaining mind you. I work hard to keep this duck butt. Tell me what you think. Be honest. Quack? Oh. You don't like duck butts. I'm sorry, I don't think this is working out. |
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Post by unmatched on May 4, 2016 21:40:04 GMT -5
So:
Do you like salad?
Do you have nose bleeds?
Have you been in a plane crash?
Do you eat pussy?
Maybe you should also ask them how regular they are and whether they have ever had sex with a family member. Anyone still at the table after that is a sure fire winner!
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2016 21:40:55 GMT -5
Oh, no! I LOVE duck butts. Yours is splendid. Yes! Quack.
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