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Post by LITW on Jan 12, 2017 13:54:59 GMT -5
I recall there was a post sometime in the past where people were posting what the various SM acronyms mean ... was going to add to that, but could not find it and Im too lazy to comb through every section looking for it, so I will create a new one.
My wife, like Andi's husband, is sexually numb. No amount of physical or visual (or emotional) stimuli can get her interested. she does not even flinch or look away from her computer if I pull the sheets off of her and kiss her inner thigh.
Andi calls her husband--quite appropriately--"numb nuts" for his failure to respond to any kind of sexual stimuli. What would you call a sexually numb female?
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Post by beachguy on Jan 12, 2017 14:04:19 GMT -5
I called mine a Cold Dead Fish
"...if I pull the sheets off of her and kiss her inner thigh..."
If I did that she would shout: "You Always Go Right For The Crotch!"
(yes the inner thigh was "right for the crotch", she had a huge no fly zone, and this might be 5 minutes into Corpseplay, when she ingratiated me with her "interest")
That's a cold dead fish, but with an attitude
If she didn't yell at you, and just ignored you, you might call that "Corpseplay"
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Post by novembercomingfire on Jan 12, 2017 14:07:05 GMT -5
I called mine a Cold Dead Fish "...if I pull the sheets off of her and kiss her inner thigh..." If I did that she would shout: "You Always Go Right For The Crotch!" (yes the inner thigh was "right for the crotch", she had a huge no fly zone, and this might be 5 minutes into Corpseplay, when she ingratiated me with her "interest") That's a cold dead fish, but with an attitude If she didn't yell at you, and just ignored you, you might call that "Corpseplay" If i didn't feel such horror and recognition at your recounting of your experiences, i would be amused. This. Absolutely. This. |
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Post by Lithium92 on Jan 12, 2017 17:17:53 GMT -5
Tell me more of this 'crotch' you speak of...
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Post by novembercomingfire on Jan 12, 2017 17:38:42 GMT -5
Tell me more of this 'crotch' you speak of... That which may not be named. Or touched. Nope. Don't even. |
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Post by Lithium92 on Jan 12, 2017 17:48:19 GMT -5
That Tamsin Greig could have me if she played her cards right.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2017 18:23:38 GMT -5
What would you call a sexually numb female? I'd call her Frostbite. Super villain extraordinaire that possesses the power to constrict blood vessels with only an icy gaze. |
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Post by novembercomingfire on Jan 12, 2017 18:42:10 GMT -5
I recall there was a post sometime in the past where people were posting what the various SM acronyms mean ... was going to add to that, but could not find it and Im too lazy to comb through every section looking for it, so I will create a new one. My wife, like Andi's husband, is sexually numb. No amount of physical or visual (or emotional) stimuli can get her interested. she does not even flinch or look away from her computer if I pull the sheets off of her and kiss her inner thigh. Andi calls her husband--quite appropriately--"numb nuts" for his failure to respond to any kind of sexual stimuli. What would you call a sexually numb female? I would recommend not calling her at all. |
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Post by baza on Jan 12, 2017 21:04:18 GMT -5
The best descriptor for a refusing spouse is "ex".
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Post by lakeside4003 on Jan 14, 2017 21:31:31 GMT -5
Ice Queen
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Post by shamwow on Jan 14, 2017 21:40:15 GMT -5
I called mine a Cold Dead Fish "...if I pull the sheets off of her and kiss her inner thigh..." If I did that she would shout: "You Always Go Right For The Crotch!" (yes the inner thigh was "right for the crotch", she had a huge no fly zone, and this might be 5 minutes into Corpseplay, when she ingratiated me with her "interest") That's a cold dead fish, but with an attitude If she didn't yell at you, and just ignored you, you might call that "Corpseplay" What if she doesn't say anything but vigorously pushes you away or moves to the edge of the bed to the extent of falling off. No yelling, but more active than a corpse. |
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Post by beachguy on Jan 14, 2017 21:41:54 GMT -5
I called mine a Cold Dead Fish "...if I pull the sheets off of her and kiss her inner thigh..." If I did that she would shout: "You Always Go Right For The Crotch!" (yes the inner thigh was "right for the crotch", she had a huge no fly zone, and this might be 5 minutes into Corpseplay, when she ingratiated me with her "interest") That's a cold dead fish, but with an attitude If she didn't yell at you, and just ignored you, you might call that "Corpseplay" What if she doesn't say anything but vigorously pushes you away or moves to the edge of the bed to the extent of falling off. No yelling, but more active than a corpse. I would call that my life, post corpseplay. Actually that was just my life |
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Post by novembercomingfire on Jan 14, 2017 22:03:37 GMT -5
What if she doesn't say anything but vigorously pushes you away or moves to the edge of the bed to the extent of falling off. No yelling, but more active than a corpse. I would call that my life, post corpseplay. Actually that was just my life I am dying over here. |
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Post by GeekGoddess on Jan 14, 2017 23:20:27 GMT -5
When I first got onto EP, our friendly member Dan sort of took me under his tutelage regarding my online behaviors (it was very helpful) and I took to calling him Sensei. In your case, Insensate may be a good name for her.
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Post by unmatched on Jan 15, 2017 2:34:20 GMT -5
When I first got onto EP, our friendly member Dan sort of took me under his tutelage regarding my online behaviors (it was very helpful) and I took to calling him Sensei. In your case, Insensate may be a good name for her. I like your heart better than the fish. Just for the record... |
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