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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2016 15:49:37 GMT -5
I wanted to start a thread about the spouse giving or receiving a Christmas gift that can be taken in a good or a bad way, and which way they go. For example, I bought my wife a very nice 9 tier shoe rack for Christmas (the smallest of 5 gifts). I know when she opens it she will think it is a shot at her very large shoe collection and how it is not organized very efficiently (she will say I am calling her messy or some such thing). It is true, she is right, it is a little bit of a ribbing. And I would not have bought it for her because of that very reason. But, and this is the truth, I was with the twins and they went gaga over it and thought it was just perfect for Mom and wanted to give her the gift! So I bought it for them to give their Mom, who am I to spoil their fun?? I will let you know how it goes over tomorrow when the wife opens it, and I am pretty sure I will receive something back that can be taken as a shot at me, so I will in fairness disclose anything I can take offense to (but I have a sense of humor) and we will see what happens Christmas Day! I really am not trying to start a fight, and I am going to have to put the whole thing together(and their is the distinct possibility she will return it if she wishes). Do you think there is a line for giving gifts and am I stepping over the line? Okay the story Christmas morning: Kids: Mom, mom (very excitedly) open our present first! Wife: Okay (opens present) (Laughs) HaHaHoHoHeHee! (She has two laughs, one sincere and one very fucking mockingly funny!! This was the second!) Well I guess this is a shot at my shoe collection? Lucy, (a twin): It's great Mom, I picked it out and if you don't like it I can keep it for me! Wife: I'll let you know. But I don't think I have enough shoes to fill all the slots?? I am definitely going to have to go shoe shopping for more shoes!! Wife: Here Honey open this huge gift!! Me: (Opens paper to reveal) An empty orange 5 gallon Home Depot bucket with "We Can Do This" printed on the side!! "Thank you so much, just what I needed!?!?" Judges: The wife, by technical knock out, wins and remains the undisputed champion of the house. cagedtiger : Dude, that was sad!! You've got to get some game if you want to be my Wingman!! Me: I'll start training really hard. cagedtiger : Damn, that was embarrassing!! But train hard, you can do it!! I have faith in you! (looking away to friends hides the "no way" thumbs down hand gesture and shakes head) |
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Post by JonDoe on Dec 25, 2016 23:37:09 GMT -5
@boulderbob She bought you and empty orange bucket from HomeDepot? And wrapped it?  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2016 0:21:56 GMT -5
@boulderbob She bought you and empty orange bucket from HomeDepot? And wrapped it? Sorry JonDoe it was not empty. It had some warm weather nightwear and sporting socks and shorts(wrong size), along with the Darth pajamas. |
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Post by kiltedpadre on Dec 26, 2016 16:21:55 GMT -5
@boulderbob She bought you and empty orange bucket from HomeDepot? And wrapped it? Sorry JonDoe it was not empty. It had some warm weather nightwear and sporting socks and shorts(wrong size), along with the Darth pajamas. Warm weather nightwear. Is that code for she wants you to have your own impenetrable flannel pajamas? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2016 19:19:13 GMT -5
Sorry JonDoe it was not empty. It had some warm weather nightwear and sporting socks and shorts(wrong size), along with the Darth pajamas. Warm weather nightwear. Is that code for she wants you to have your own impenetrable flannel pajamas? Yes it is kiltedpadre If you do not know my history, my wife hit menopause (2007) and now (according to her) is not attracted sexually to any man and finds sex very painful. That I have learned to deal with, but the no kissing nor intimate touch nor loving talk is hard to accept. She is a good Mother and has other good qualifies and I will not divorce her but am considering for the first time an AP.(still trying to convince myself it is the right thing to do) |
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Post by kiltedpadre on Dec 26, 2016 23:05:30 GMT -5
Warm weather nightwear. Is that code for she wants you to have your own impenetrable flannel pajamas? Yes it is kiltedpadre If you do not know my history, my wife hit menopause (2007) and now (according to her) is not attracted sexually to any man and finds sex very painful. That I have learned to deal with, but the no kissing nor intimate touch nor loving talk is hard to accept. She is a good Mother and has other good qualifies and I will not divorce her but am considering for the first time an AP.(still trying to convince myself it is the right thing to do) No, I'm still working on picking up on some of the backstories here and determining where/if my situation fits in here. Thankfully it seems like there is a wide enough dispersion of ages and situations here that I should be able to find and hopefully give some insights. |
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Post by JonDoe on Dec 26, 2016 23:18:25 GMT -5
@boulderbob Does your wife find PIV sex painful or does she also find it painful to receive and perform oral sex and/or mutual masturbation? I'm no doctor, nor do I play one on TV, but I'd be quite shocked if she found it painful to have a soft warm tongue slowly and gently licking on her clitoris after bing properly warmed up first. Have you insisted on being present at the doctor's office to discuss the prognosis and treatment recommendations? Have you insisted on getting a second and third opinion?
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