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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2016 19:34:18 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure we've touched on the topic of greeting cards before. I'm revisiting this issue, because, well, 'tis the fucking season. Here were some of my options:  My eyes roll (and not in a good way) when I read sentiments like this. Yes, I love him. Yes, I care. But he hasn't been my everything since he became my refuser. His love can't be a gift if he is so stingy with it. Here's what I chose instead:  adult
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Post by novembercomingfire on Dec 13, 2016 19:35:50 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure we've touched on the topic of greeting cards before. I'm revisiting this issue, because, well, 'tis the fucking season. Here were some of my options: My eyes roll (and not in a good way) when I read sentiments like this. Yes, I love him. Yes, I care. But he hasn't been my everything since he became my refuser. His love can't be a gift if he is so stingy with it. Here's what I chose instead: adult
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Post by baza on Dec 13, 2016 19:48:03 GMT -5
So Christmas is arriving,
So quickly - what the heck,
My husband, an avoidant,
A millstone round my neck.
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Here's a piss weak card for you,
For Yuletide and for grace,
Read it well and go to hell,
You fucking waste of space.
or
There was a time when I could say,
My darling I adore ya,
The only card you'll get this year
Is coming from my lawyer.
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Post by beachguy on Dec 13, 2016 21:38:06 GMT -5
There could be a serious market for ILIASM holiday cards...
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Post by nancyb on Dec 13, 2016 21:52:34 GMT -5
So Christmas is arriving, So quickly - what the heck, My husband, an avoidant, A millstone round my neck. or Here's a piss weak card for you, For Yuletide and for grace, Read it well and go to hell, You fucking waste of space. or There was a time when I could say, My darling I adore ya, The only card you'll get this year Is coming from my lawyer. You are hilarious and andie I love the card! |
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Post by wewbwb on Dec 13, 2016 22:08:49 GMT -5
 Well, I guess I should be happy. At least my ass isn't involved. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2016 5:22:39 GMT -5
Well, I guess I should be happy. At least my ass isn't involved. But your lungs are. 😔 |
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Post by wewbwb on Dec 14, 2016 9:54:42 GMT -5
 JACKPOT!
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Post by nancyb on Dec 14, 2016 10:28:40 GMT -5
JACKPOT! Is that a cold meat locker? Cause that's where my STBX belongs. Locked in the deep freeze.  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2016 10:32:27 GMT -5
JACKPOT! Is ... is that ... is that a Frigidaire? |
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Post by wewbwb on Dec 14, 2016 10:36:48 GMT -5
Yes. It. Is. nancyb "Frigidaire" is my "pet name" for my W. |
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Post by GeekGoddess on Dec 14, 2016 10:56:53 GMT -5
My Ex is Jewish. I don't even like Christmas. No one expects any cards from me, luckily. wewbwb, I love the Frigidaire card. Good work! |
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Post by Lithium92 on Dec 14, 2016 13:48:22 GMT -5
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even my spouse.
No change there then.
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Post by misssunnybunny on Dec 14, 2016 16:28:05 GMT -5
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Post by becca on Dec 14, 2016 16:41:34 GMT -5
Yes. It. Is. nancyb "Frigidaire" is my "pet name" for my W. You may want to look up the definition for "pet name" wewbwb. And I 4th Andie. |
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