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Post by johnwyo1 on Feb 12, 2018 20:57:07 GMT -5
All i wanted was to play You said no way So I will go another way Your dick was sad and limp Your just a wimp Pills could make you a pimp I've given up on your dick It makes me sick How you won't look into a fix I've found a sexy new toy On a hot boy Who brings me lots of joy Soon you will be all alone On your throne Thinking of what you've blown Thank you for putting so much thought and feeling in this poem. I like it a lot.
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Post by johnwyo1 on Feb 12, 2018 20:45:56 GMT -5
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Post by johnwyo1 on Feb 10, 2018 15:20:34 GMT -5
Shame to hide a lovely smile. Aww thank you John š[/quote] You are very welcome. I mean it. You have eyes that seem to light up with the smile on your face.
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Post by johnwyo1 on Feb 10, 2018 10:58:16 GMT -5
I'm a human. I'll leave this up for a few before hiding behind my avatar again. Shame to hide a lovely smile.
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Post by johnwyo1 on Feb 9, 2018 14:20:15 GMT -5
Itās time for this yearās installment of āDisparage your Marriageā, an occasional challenge to the commemorate the dysfunction of the sexless marriage in verse. (Poetry being a staple of sappy Valentines cards, let's fight fire with fire...) This time, the theme will be āhaikuā. Please write a haiku poem -- earnest or comical -- expressing your experience, feelings, or advice about living in a sexless marriage. Quick refresher: Haiku form is traditionally considered three lines (that donāt need to rhyme); with a pattern of 5 syllables on the first line, 7 on the second, 5 on the third. Bonus points if you work in a reference to a season or something else in nature, as is customary in Japanese Haiku. Iāll get us started: see the first two examples, below. (The second one gets the "nature bonus".) (Recommended formatting: Font Size 4; italics; centered. Accessible via the web version of the site; not sure if available on other readers such as Tapatalk.) UPDATE: Note: as the thread initiator, while I would be flattered by your votes, I recuse myself from competition for the accolade! FYI, previous poetry threads: Cracked Nursery Rhymes: iliasm.org/thread/1564/cracked-nursery-rymesDisparage your Marriage: Couplets for the Sexless Couple (on EP.com): www.experienceproject.com/stories/Live-In-A-Sexless-Marriage/7656014Not necessarily Haiku but it gets the point across.... I long for her touch, wishing for that intimate night And yet again, no happy ending, thatās right, another fight In my head Iām like āYeah, go ahead, keep talkinā that smackā I have an idea, I pull the covers and begin to whack Soon the pressure builds, and Iām stroking like a maniac And then as she sleeps quietly, I splooge on her back
On her back? Wow. Givin' me ideas if I'm mad. Lol
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Post by johnwyo1 on Feb 9, 2018 12:56:32 GMT -5
A tunnel of love To fill with dong and tongue On the horizon cum By far the most sexual poem so far. Spreading our horizons, as it were.
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Post by johnwyo1 on Feb 8, 2018 7:01:24 GMT -5
@idagaf96, you can't go wrong there. I hope you'd welcome the response you would inspire. There's the only thing.
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Post by johnwyo1 on Feb 7, 2018 16:04:14 GMT -5
I'll give $50 and recuse myself. An escort would probably lift someone's spirits quite well. I seem to be rubbing people the wrong way these past few days. Just trying to play along and lighten the mood! My apologies! First, wouldn't the escort do the rubbing? š Not necessary for you to do all the work. Thanks for playing along. My spirits were lifted indeed.
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Post by johnwyo1 on Feb 7, 2018 15:13:13 GMT -5
Winter now, but to where
Have wet love and hard shaft fled?
Just aches, cold, remain
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Post by johnwyo1 on Feb 7, 2018 15:12:40 GMT -5
āThe winner will be given the accolade āILIASM Poet Laureateā for 2018!ā Aw, come on! Iāll chip in $50 for an escort to the winner. Or am I on the wrong forum again? š I'll give $50 and recuse myself. An escort would probably lift someone's spirits quite well.
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Post by johnwyo1 on Feb 7, 2018 9:22:37 GMT -5
LMAO DryCreek , I was just thinking how did this thread morph into lingerie. My two cents - Lingerie - meh. Naked - oh YEAH! OK my apologies it's my fault for getting this thread off track. I wasn't implying that naked is bad, it's just that I guess right now getting decent lingerie is my only sexual outlet. ugh. š We all need our outlets and lingerie seems like one of the more safe ones. And thanks for bringing it up. No apologies necessary.
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Post by johnwyo1 on Feb 6, 2018 22:48:07 GMT -5
LOL! Make sure you light a few candles ;-) And I'm going to put on my favorite Barry White album, dress in a thong and silk kimono, and get some of that KY His and Hers stuff.
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Post by johnwyo1 on Feb 6, 2018 21:48:11 GMT -5
"My problem is that it seems to assume that both parties are wanting to resume sex but life had interfered." johnwyo1 this is exactly what I thought while reading as well. My H and I are so far past any of these suggestions it's almost laughable (unfortunately). If only it were that easy! I think me and my right hand are going to try some of them. I hope it will bring back the fire.
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Post by johnwyo1 on Feb 6, 2018 17:10:44 GMT -5
This article has the same problems that nearly all articles do when they engage this subject. Everything it says is obvious. Most of its advice seems fatuous in the context of a long term sexless marriage. If I read one more article that suggests we "spice up our sex life" with "variety" I'm going to throw my laptop across the room. In other words, the article is basically sight-seeing from the point of view of someone who has sex with their spouse and suffers minor complaints like sexual boredom. My problem is that it seems to assume that both parties are wanting to resume sex but life had interfered. For example, "Couples collude in silence." That means they are cooperating in the lack of sex. We are not, in my marriage, cooperating about much especially not having sex. Or, the recommendation to have a make-out session. I'd love to just make out. Heck, it would be like a dating situation and would be wonderful. I'd gladly go "home" and jerk off like I did when I was a teenager after wonderful kissing. Advice for some couples, I am sure, is good from the article but it's like telling a cancer patient to eat healthy for my relationship.
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Post by johnwyo1 on Feb 6, 2018 15:50:53 GMT -5
LMAO DryCreek , I was just thinking how did this thread morph into lingerie. My two cents - Lingerie - meh. Naked - oh YEAH! I agree wholeheartedly! Something about the thought of being with a woman who is confident enough to be naked and unashamed just gets me going. I understand that society has beaten body-image issues into many women's heads but lingerie, to me anyway, just hides the good stuff. Yes, nude is best but if the presents are going to be wrapped up, well, you get my analogy.
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