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Post by unmatched on Sept 8, 2016 20:25:28 GMT -5
Not for every day wear, unmatched . I don't do cosplay, as my coworkers would think I'd lost my mind. LOL And they might just be right  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2016 22:06:38 GMT -5
Sex: The final frontier These are the voyages of the Starship, ILIASM Its 5 year mission To explore strange sexual practices To seek out new positions and marital aids To boldly go where no man has gone before - cue music - - Cut to first scene - Lt Uhura is leaning over the consul pointing out the course to Helmsman Chekov, wobbling her tits under his nose. Her skirt has risen up revealing her see through panties and behind her Captain Kirk is getting a suspicious lump in his trousers whilst Spock remains impassive as ever. Scotty enters stage left, his pants around his ankles as he strokes his engorged organ "I canna hold her Captain ----- she's gonna bloooow" he cries and ejaculates thickly over the communication system, which quickly shorts, sparks, smokes and burns out. "Good one idiot" Spock snarls, and turns on his heel to walk out, his taut muscular buttocks causing Sulu to drool uncontrollably. - Capt Kirk quickly establishes order. "Get one of them extra's in the red tops to clean up the comms" he barks "and they'll be first to be beamed down and killed at our next stop, and Sulu, plot a course to Your Anus" (rest of crew titter and giggle at this pronounciation) Shhhhht goes the door and Bones McCoy enters. He is haggard and tired having spent days treating the latest dose of clap that has infected 70% of the ships company. "Where are we going Jim ?" he enquires. "Your A...." Jim pauses uncertainly as a new burst of laughter sweeps through the room, finally saying "er....Pluto". (if anyone cares to add another scene, feel free) OK, I am a big fan of Star Trek and here goes; Scene 2 Spock reports a distress signal coming from Pluto’s largest moon Charon, where there is a thriving mining colony below the surface. In honor Uhura puts on “My Charona” a 20th century Earth hit by The Knack. Uhura grabs Spock and begins grinding into him, dancing on the bridge. Everyone turns and cheers. Uhura lays back against her station, grabs Spock by the ears and says “I love your ears, the little points are perfect for grabbing and guiding to right where they will do the most good. Hmmmm……….. Spock, let me introduce you to Colonel Angus! (someone find the link for those that missed Colonel Angus). Kirk pulls his pants down and get up close to Lt. Uhura face and dramatically feeds Uhura his Captain’s staff and sings along; Ooh, my little pretty one, my pretty one When you gonna give me some time, Sharona Ooh, you make my motor run, my motor run Got it coming off o' the line, Sharona Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa! M-m-m-my Sharona Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh? Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona Keeping it a mystery, it gets to me Running down the length of my thigh, Sharona Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa! M-m-m-my Sharona M-m-m-my Sharona When you gonna give to me, a gift to me Is it just a matter of time, Sharona? Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny Or is… There is another distress call, Uhura breaks away from almost being the creme filling of the Oreo cookie. Kirk is very disappointed but puts the distress call on the screen. The man on Charon turns around, it is that lowlife cheat,..............Harry Mudd! (if anyone cares to add another scene, feel free) |
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Post by cagedtiger on Sept 9, 2016 7:36:35 GMT -5
I'm a trekkie. A big one. Big enough to admit that I liked DS9, and have a Bajoran earring, I used to wear as normal jewelry. I used to watch Shuttle launches for fun, and because they were hard to miss. 😃 Once they found their footing after the first season and a half, DS9 was the best of any of the shows after TOS. Far Beyond the Stars? In the Pale Moonlight? Little Green Men? I'm rewatching the series for the third time. And if I could pull off bald, I would totally go to Cons as Sisko.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 11:22:50 GMT -5
Sex: The final frontier These are the voyages of the Starship, ILIASM Its 5 year mission To explore strange sexual practices To seek out new positions and marital aids To boldly go where no man has gone before - cue music - - Cut to first scene - Lt Uhura is leaning over the consul pointing out the course to Helmsman Chekov, wobbling her tits under his nose. Her skirt has risen up revealing her see through panties and behind her Captain Kirk is getting a suspicious lump in his trousers whilst Spock remains impassive as ever. Scotty enters stage left, his pants around his ankles as he strokes his engorged organ "I canna hold her Captain ----- she's gonna bloooow" he cries and ejaculates thickly over the communication system, which quickly shorts, sparks, smokes and burns out. "Good one idiot" Spock snarls, and turns on his heel to walk out, his taut muscular buttocks causing Sulu to drool uncontrollably. - Capt Kirk quickly establishes order. "Get one of them extra's in the red tops to clean up the comms" he barks "and they'll be first to be beamed down and killed at our next stop, and Sulu, plot a course to Your Anus" (rest of crew titter and giggle at this pronounciation) Shhhhht goes the door and Bones McCoy enters. He is haggard and tired having spent days treating the latest dose of clap that has infected 70% of the ships company. "Where are we going Jim ?" he enquires. "Your A...." Jim pauses uncertainly as a new burst of laughter sweeps through the room, finally saying "er....Pluto". (if anyone cares to add another scene, feel free) OK, I am a big fan of Star Trek and here goes; Scene 2 Spock reports a distress signal coming from Pluto’s largest moon Charon, where there is a thriving mining colony below the surface. In honor Uhura puts on “My Charona” a 20th century Earth hit by The Knack. Uhura grabs Spock and begins grinding into him, dancing on the bridge. Everyone turns and cheers. Uhura lays back against her station, grabs Spock by the ears and says “I love your ears, the little points are perfect for grabbing and guiding to right where they will do the most good. Hmmmm……….. Spock, let me introduce you to Colonel Angus! (someone find the link for those that missed Colonel Angus). Kirk pulls his pants down and get up close to Lt. Uhura face and dramatically feeds Uhura his Captain’s staff and sings along; Ooh, my little pretty one, my pretty one When you gonna give me some time, Sharona Ooh, you make my motor run, my motor run Got it coming off o' the line, Sharona Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa! M-m-m-my Sharona Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh? Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona Keeping it a mystery, it gets to me Running down the length of my thigh, Sharona Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa! M-m-m-my Sharona M-m-m-my Sharona When you gonna give to me, a gift to me Is it just a matter of time, Sharona? Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny Or is… There is another distress call, Uhura breaks away from almost being the creme filling of the Oreo cookie. Kirk is very disappointed but puts the distress call on the screen. The man on Charon turns around, it is that lowlife cheat,..............Harry Mudd! (if anyone cares to add another scene, feel free) Scene 3 Staring at his nemesis, Harry Mudd, Kirk replies, “sounding a distress call? I ought to throw you in the Brig”. “For a little distress signal Captain? It is distressing that I have no money to buy drinks all around? How about coming down and joining us?” Mudd asks. “You always stick me with the bill, do you think I am a moron?” Kirk replies, and laughter around the bridge ensues. “I can sell you these ‘Flowery Twats’, they love to have their fur stroked, and will coo delightedly for as long as they are played with” Kirk stares at the ‘Flowery Twats’. “No way Mudd, been there, done that, those are tribbles you have just renamed. What else do you have?” Mudd smiles and says “I have some hot alien women!” Kirk quickly replies, “beaming down in 2 minutes, Spock you have the comm” He looks around and every member of the bridge has his hands up volunteering for the dangerous mission. “Pick me Captain, no Pick me…….” Fighting begins to erupt on the bridge. Kirk struts past the fighting and notices a new junior officer. “You are coming with me, what is your name?” “ cagedtiger and thank you captain, this is what I have prepared for my entire life”. Kirk nodded and said “Well said, come on lets prepare to beam down” But he thought ‘Damn rookie, he’ll never make it back alive, these hot alien women will devour him’. Kirk and cagedtiger beam down and meet Mudd. “Okay Mudd, I don’t have all day, show me the goods”. Mudd begins “First of all, we have this smoking hot Bejoran babe, her name is Z-kitten” @zumbamami sashays out wearing only Bejorean earings. cagedtiger jumps forward “Damn, a redhead, I got this one” Kirk grabs the junior officer “Patience” thinking ‘it’s almost like they always want to die’ Mudd continues “Next we have EO, AKA 7 of 9.” eternaloptimism looked unbelievable. CagedTiiger jumps forward again “Please Captain it has been so long” “Hell man, keep your damn composure” Mudd keeps going “Captain I know your weakness, my green skinned lovelies, bballgirl Rhapsodee @smartkat “. Kirk began drooling, “green, beautiful, green, lovely, green! cagedtiger I’ll take the green ones and you take the first two.” “Aye, Aye Captain” were the last words anyone ever heard from cagedtiger Kirk jumped into the gorgous green girls dance and after 4 hours got out his communicator phone, “Scotty, I am in big trouble, beam me up to the Enterprise immediately” Kirk arrived and his clothes were ripped to shred, and he was completely exhausted and dehydrated! Scotty said “No sign at all of cagedtiger , we lost his signal after 5 minutes, poor guy should have known it is always the junior officers who never come back” Kirk back on bridge "Set a course to the Andorian system, I have not done any blue skinned women in a long time!"  Bajoran  7  3 green beauties  Colonel Angus |
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Post by cagedtiger on Sept 9, 2016 11:38:41 GMT -5
@wingman,
(With all apologies for mixing universes. I couldn't resist.)
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Post by Rhapsodee on Sept 9, 2016 11:53:50 GMT -5
OK, I am a big fan of Star Trek and here goes; Scene 2 Spock reports a distress signal coming from Pluto’s largest moon Charon, where there is a thriving mining colony below the surface. In honor Uhura puts on “My Charona” a 20th century Earth hit by The Knack. Uhura grabs Spock and begins grinding into him, dancing on the bridge. Everyone turns and cheers. Uhura lays back against her station, grabs Spock by the ears and says “I love your ears, the little points are perfect for grabbing and guiding to right where they will do the most good. Hmmmm……….. Spock, let me introduce you to Colonel Angus! (someone find the link for those that missed Colonel Angus). Kirk pulls his pants down and get up close to Lt. Uhura face and dramatically feeds Uhura his Captain’s staff and sings along; Ooh, my little pretty one, my pretty one When you gonna give me some time, Sharona Ooh, you make my motor run, my motor run Got it coming off o' the line, Sharona Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa! M-m-m-my Sharona Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh? Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona Keeping it a mystery, it gets to me Running down the length of my thigh, Sharona Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa! M-m-m-my Sharona M-m-m-my Sharona When you gonna give to me, a gift to me Is it just a matter of time, Sharona? Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny Or is… There is another distress call, Uhura breaks away from almost being the creme filling of the Oreo cookie. Kirk is very disappointed but puts the distress call on the screen. The man on Charon turns around, it is that lowlife cheat,..............Harry Mudd! (if anyone cares to add another scene, feel free) Scene 3 Staring at his nemesis, Harry Mudd, Kirk replies, “sounding a distress call, I ought to throw you in the Brig”. “For a little distress signal Captain? It is distressing that I have no money to but drinks all around? How about coming down and joining us?” Mudd asks. “You always stick me with the bill, do you think I am a moron?” Kirk replies, and laughter around the bridge ensues. “I can sell you these ‘Flowery Twats’, they love to have their fur stroked, and will coo delightedly for as long as they are played with” Kirk stares at the ‘Flowery Twats’. “No way Mudd, been there, done that, those are tribbles you have just renamed. What else do you have?” Mudd smiles and says “I have some hot alien women!” Kirk quickly replies, “beaming down in 2 minutes, Spock you have the comm” He looks around and every member of the bridge has his hands up volunteering for the dangerous mission. “Pick me Captain, no Pick me…….” Fighting begins to erupt on the bridge. Kirk struts past the fighting and notices a new junior officer. “You are coming with me, what is your name?” “ cagedtiger and thank you captain, this is what I have prepared for my entire life”. Kirk nodded and said “Well said, come on lets prepare to beam down” But he thought ‘Damn rookie, he’ll never make it back alive, these hot alien women will devour him’. Kirk and cagedtiger beam down and meet Mudd. “Okay Mudd, I don’t have all day, show me the goods”. Mudd begins “First of all, we have this smoking hot Bejoran babe, her name is Z-kitten” Z sashays out wearing only Bejorean earings. cagedtiger jumps forward “Damn, a redhead, I got this one” Kirk grabs the junior officer “Patience” thinking ‘it’s almost like they always want to die’ Mudd continues “Next we have EO, AKA 7 of 9.” CagedTiiger jumps forward again “Please Captain it has been so long” “Hell man, keep your composure” Mudd keeps going “Captain I know your weakness, my green skinned lovelies, bballgirl Rhapsodee @smartkat “. Kirk began drooling, “green, beautiful, green, lovely, green! cagedtiger I’ll take the green ones and you take the first two.” “Aye, Aye Captain” were the last words anyone ever heard from cagedtiger Kirk jumped into the gorgous green girls dance and after 4 hours got out his communicator phone, “Scotty, I am in big trouble, beam me up to the Enterprise immediately” Kirk arrived and his clothes were ripped to shred, and he was completely exhausted and dehydrated! Scotty said “No sign at all of cagedtiger , we lost his signal after 5 minutes, poor guy should have known it is always the junior officers who never come back” Kirk back on bridge "Set a course to the Andorian system, I have not done any blue skinned women in a long time!" Bajoran 7 3 green beauties LOL. LOVE IT! |
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Post by Rhapsodee on Sept 9, 2016 12:02:14 GMT -5
I'm proudly a Trekky. Star Trek, STNG, STE, STDS9 and all the movies!
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Post by solodriver on Sept 9, 2016 12:11:59 GMT -5
I'm a Star Trek fan from way back to the original series. I have all the USS Enterprise ship blueprints, including ones from the movies.
I have Star Trek ringtones on my IPhone. This month I have the "Red Alert" ringtone. People laugh when they hear it and I say "Red Alert, Shields Up!"
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 12:26:55 GMT -5
@wingman, (With all apologies for mixing universes. I couldn't resist.) Sorry for underestimating your power cagedtiger but those two are very hot aliens, don't you agree? Redheads?? I'll change the end of the story to; you survived and were trapped on Charon for 6 months with all of those beauties until the next trade ship came in. But you were totally used up, barely alive, unrecognizable, and could only speak gibberish. |
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Post by greatcoastal on Sept 9, 2016 13:01:21 GMT -5
We have Star Trek ornaments for the Christmas tree. How someone can put a Clingon War Bird on a Christmas Tree?
The kids like ourHallmark enterprise shuttle craft. It lights up and when you press the button under it it says," shuttle craft to Enterprise, Spock here, happy holidays, live long and prosper."
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Post by eternaloptimism on Sept 9, 2016 14:09:54 GMT -5
@boulderbob this is fucking stupendous work sir.
I crave more.
At the mercy of your keyboard
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Post by misssunnybunny on Sept 9, 2016 14:33:54 GMT -5
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Post by bballgirl on Sept 9, 2016 15:28:06 GMT -5
@wingman that was great! Very creative! Nothing better than a creative man!!
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Post by wewbwb on Sept 9, 2016 15:56:51 GMT -5
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Post by cagedtiger on Sept 9, 2016 16:03:15 GMT -5
@wingman, (With all apologies for mixing universes. I couldn't resist.) Sorry for underestimating your power cagedtiger but those two are very hot aliens, don't you agree? Redheads?? I'll change the end of the story to; you survived and were trapped on Charon for 6 months with all of those beauties until the next trade ship came in. But you were totally used up, barely alive, unrecognizable, and could only speak gibberish. I'd be more worried for your own well-being. Orion women are renowned across two quadrants for their voracious appetites. |
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