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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2018 9:11:32 GMT -5
Whoever once said "Absence makes heart grow fonder" Had no fucking clue.
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Post by johnwyo1 on Feb 7, 2018 15:12:40 GMT -5
“The winner will be given the accolade “ILIASM Poet Laureate” for 2018!“ Aw, come on! I’ll chip in $50 for an escort to the winner. Or am I on the wrong forum again? 😂 I'll give $50 and recuse myself. An escort would probably lift someone's spirits quite well.
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Post by johnwyo1 on Feb 7, 2018 15:13:13 GMT -5
Winter now, but to where
Have wet love and hard shaft fled?
Just aches, cold, remain
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Post by surfergirl on Feb 7, 2018 15:47:57 GMT -5
“The winner will be given the accolade “ILIASM Poet Laureate” for 2018!“ Aw, come on! I’ll chip in $50 for an escort to the winner. Or am I on the wrong forum again? 😂 I'll give $50 and recuse myself. An escort would probably lift someone's spirits quite well. I seem to be rubbing people the wrong way these past few days. Just trying to play along and lighten the mood! My apologies!
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Post by johnwyo1 on Feb 7, 2018 16:04:14 GMT -5
I'll give $50 and recuse myself. An escort would probably lift someone's spirits quite well. I seem to be rubbing people the wrong way these past few days. Just trying to play along and lighten the mood! My apologies! First, wouldn't the escort do the rubbing? 😁 Not necessary for you to do all the work. Thanks for playing along. My spirits were lifted indeed.
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Post by tamara68 on Feb 8, 2018 4:30:12 GMT -5
Roots wait eagerly for warmth making juices flow soon it's time to grow
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Post by shamwow on Feb 8, 2018 7:25:38 GMT -5
Bait and switch. Poor fish The pain of hook tearing free Swim into new pond
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2018 7:57:15 GMT -5
"You want sex again? We did it two years ago! Something's wrong with you!"
(I can't take full credit for this...mentioned the contest to a SM friend and this is a variant of her idea, based on a real conversation with her husband.)
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Post by jim44444 on Feb 9, 2018 9:49:42 GMT -5
Elephants' Graveyard Do dreams also go there to die Dead gone forgotten
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Post by listedship on Feb 9, 2018 12:55:22 GMT -5
A tunnel of love To fill with dong and tongue On the horizon cum
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Post by johnwyo1 on Feb 9, 2018 12:56:32 GMT -5
A tunnel of love To fill with dong and tongue On the horizon cum By far the most sexual poem so far. Spreading our horizons, as it were.
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Post by doneanddone on Feb 9, 2018 14:09:31 GMT -5
It’s time for this year’s installment of “Disparage your Marriage”, an occasional challenge to the commemorate the dysfunction of the sexless marriage in verse. (Poetry being a staple of sappy Valentines cards, let's fight fire with fire...) This time, the theme will be “haiku”. Please write a haiku poem -- earnest or comical -- expressing your experience, feelings, or advice about living in a sexless marriage. Quick refresher: Haiku form is traditionally considered three lines (that don’t need to rhyme); with a pattern of 5 syllables on the first line, 7 on the second, 5 on the third. Bonus points if you work in a reference to a season or something else in nature, as is customary in Japanese Haiku. I’ll get us started: see the first two examples, below. (The second one gets the "nature bonus".) (Recommended formatting: Font Size 4; italics; centered. Accessible via the web version of the site; not sure if available on other readers such as Tapatalk.) UPDATE: I’ve decided to make this Haiku thread and actual ILIASM contest! The winner will be given the accolade “ILIASM Poet Laureate” for 2018!
To be a contestant, simply write a Haiku and post it on the contest thread soon. Multiple entries are allowed. To vote, simply “like” any poem that meets your standards. Multiple votes are allowed. Voters are encouraged to consider the depth of evoking our community’s ethos, literary merit, and conformance to the prescribed form (haiku). Have fun! The fine print:- Voting will close and the end of the day on Valentines Day. (Since we have members in just about all time zones, that will mean early morning of Feb 15, Eastern US time.)
- Thread will be sticky during the period the contest is open for new votes.
- The thread may be locked or moved for a period on the 15th to prevent voting while the votes are tallied by one or more moderators, after which the winner will be announced, and the thread will be unlocked to allow additional post-contest participation.
- Ties will be decided in favor of the earlier post gleaning the same number of likes.
- Voting for one’s own post is considered bad form; a self-vote will be subtracted, but this will only be checked if the top vote-getters are within one vote.
- Admin's decision will be final!
Note: as the thread initiator, while I would be flattered by your votes, I recuse myself from competition for the accolade! FYI, previous poetry threads: Cracked Nursery Rhymes: iliasm.org/thread/1564/cracked-nursery-rymesDisparage your Marriage: Couplets for the Sexless Couple (on EP.com): www.experienceproject.com/stories/Live-In-A-Sexless-Marriage/7656014Not necessarily Haiku but it gets the point across.... I long for her touch, wishing for that intimate night And yet again, no happy ending, that’s right, another fight In my head I’m like “Yeah, go ahead, keep talkin’ that smack” I have an idea, I pull the covers and begin to whack Soon the pressure builds, and I’m stroking like a maniac And then as she sleeps quietly, I splooge on her back
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Post by johnwyo1 on Feb 9, 2018 14:20:15 GMT -5
It’s time for this year’s installment of “Disparage your Marriage”, an occasional challenge to the commemorate the dysfunction of the sexless marriage in verse. (Poetry being a staple of sappy Valentines cards, let's fight fire with fire...) This time, the theme will be “haiku”. Please write a haiku poem -- earnest or comical -- expressing your experience, feelings, or advice about living in a sexless marriage. Quick refresher: Haiku form is traditionally considered three lines (that don’t need to rhyme); with a pattern of 5 syllables on the first line, 7 on the second, 5 on the third. Bonus points if you work in a reference to a season or something else in nature, as is customary in Japanese Haiku. I’ll get us started: see the first two examples, below. (The second one gets the "nature bonus".) (Recommended formatting: Font Size 4; italics; centered. Accessible via the web version of the site; not sure if available on other readers such as Tapatalk.) UPDATE: Note: as the thread initiator, while I would be flattered by your votes, I recuse myself from competition for the accolade! FYI, previous poetry threads: Cracked Nursery Rhymes: iliasm.org/thread/1564/cracked-nursery-rymesDisparage your Marriage: Couplets for the Sexless Couple (on EP.com): www.experienceproject.com/stories/Live-In-A-Sexless-Marriage/7656014Not necessarily Haiku but it gets the point across.... I long for her touch, wishing for that intimate night And yet again, no happy ending, that’s right, another fight In my head I’m like “Yeah, go ahead, keep talkin’ that smack” I have an idea, I pull the covers and begin to whack Soon the pressure builds, and I’m stroking like a maniac And then as she sleeps quietly, I splooge on her back
On her back? Wow. Givin' me ideas if I'm mad. Lol
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2018 20:12:24 GMT -5
Seasons come and go Hoping things will get better But they never do
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Post by listedship on Feb 10, 2018 20:18:15 GMT -5
In the crease a finger Makes the bean hot, wet, and tingle... To thumb the butt hole
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