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Post by lwoetin on May 28, 2017 1:01:14 GMT -5
I was told we have mushrooms growing in our kids' bathroom. Next to the bathtub. He is 12 and she is 15. She was brushing her hair in the bathtub and dropped the brush and notices the mushrooms. She goes, eeuwghww. Thank you kids. Had to pull up the vinyl, removed the rotting plywood with circular saw and ordered sliding bathtub doors to replace shower curtains. And my wife is still pissed that I told her she should hire a cute physical therapist like my dad has when I become elderly. I am not sure when she'll get over it and I can get some love again. The past two weekends I was away, she had no headaches. Now that I'm back, she needed to take her migraine meds. In the meantime, she gave me a link to read an article about how to control my behavior which is disrespectful, demeaning and unloving. I took the husband rater test on that site. I scored 85/100. It says I am a good husband. So I forwarded the results to her. You may enjoy taking the test yourselves. www.guystuffcounseling.com/husband-rater-quiz![]() We have a big kitty that likes to attack an old, skinny kitty (and us too). So I rigged up a wall to keep the old kitty upstairs and the aggressive one downstairs when we go out. I hope he can't go pass it. Gotta keep busy with somethin.  |
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Post by baza on May 28, 2017 1:12:25 GMT -5
Pretty athletic looking moggy.
Perhaps capable of leaping from step on to bannister, and thence over the barrier to savage old skinny kitty.
Re the mushrooms.
Did you try smoking them to see if they'd give you a big spin out ?
Re husband quiz.
Would have had to put my email address in to proceed.
I am averse to giving my email address out which therefore de-bars me from participating in said quiz.
I'd imagine I'd go brilliantly at it, perhaps even staggering in to double figures.
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Post by Rhapsodee on May 28, 2017 9:08:15 GMT -5
I took the test.
61 out of 100/Average Husband
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Post by snowman12345 on May 28, 2017 19:56:36 GMT -5
I got 75/100. Ain't perfect, but not a total shit either.
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Post by lwoetin on May 30, 2017 1:02:26 GMT -5
I took the test. 61 out of 100/Average Husband I wanted my wife to take the husband test and rate me herself. She thinks it's a waste of her time. So my 85 score means little to her. She's unhappy and that matters for her. |
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Post by lwoetin on May 30, 2017 1:39:23 GMT -5
Pretty athletic looking moggy. Perhaps capable of leaping from step on to bannister, and thence over the barrier to savage old skinny kitty. Re the mushrooms. Did you try smoking them to see if they'd give you a big spin out ? Re husband quiz. Would have had to put my email address in to proceed. I am averse to giving my email address out which therefore de-bars me from participating in said quiz. I'd imagine I'd go brilliantly at it, perhaps even staggering in to double figures. this cat is scary. He saw a stray cat outside and tried to go through the window screen. I attempted to close the window but he attacked my arms and legs with his sharp claws and bit me, so I got cuts. If he is able to use the bannister, then he is one smart cat and I give up. I fear though he can jump the top of fence and pull himself up. He is strong. You will get a perfect score if you take the test, baza. It's pretty generous in its rating. It does make you feel good about yourself though. |
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Post by lifeinwoodinville on May 30, 2017 1:41:51 GMT -5
I got 68 / 100. But to be honest, some of those questions I take issue with:
6. I know my wife's birthday and our anniversary (month/day/year).
I'm smart enough to put those dates in my phone with a reminder a week in advance, does that count?
16. My wife feels respected and cared about by me in our sex life
What's a "sex life"?
19. When my wife has had a hard day I make an extra effort to help her out at home.
Irrespective of her day when she comes home she is done,. I do damn near everything, and what I don't do the kids do. So, there really is no "extra effort" for me to apply.
My wife would refuse to take this test if I asked her becuase there is nothing wrong with our relationshiop, everything is peachy keen!
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Post by lwoetin on May 30, 2017 2:25:55 GMT -5
I got 68 / 100. But to be honest, some of those questions I take issue with: 6. I know my wife's birthday and our anniversary (month/day/year). I'm smart enough to put those dates in my phone with a reminder a week in advance, does that count? 16. My wife feels respected and cared about by me in our sex life What's a "sex life"? 19. When my wife has had a hard day I make an extra effort to help her out at home. Irrespective of her day when she comes home she is done,. I do damn near everything, and what I don't do the kids do. So, there really is no "extra effort" for me to apply. My wife would refuse to take this test if I asked her becuase there is nothing wrong with our relationship, everything is peachy keen! question 16 got me too. Otherwise I was doing so well. I think a reminder of bday and anniversary counts, if you do something on the special day. My wife doesn't want to take the test because she doesn't want a possibility that I may rate a good husband and deserving of deeds. |
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2017 10:09:44 GMT -5
![]() We have a big kitty that likes to attack an old, skinny kitty (and us too). You also have a wife who likes to attack you as well. |
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Post by solodriver on May 30, 2017 22:31:03 GMT -5
I took the test.
66/100 Average Husband
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Post by lwoetin on May 30, 2017 23:21:19 GMT -5
![]() We have a big kitty that likes to attack an old, skinny kitty (and us too). You also have a wife who likes to attack you as well. only in sexual matters though. Big kitty and mushrooms in bathrooms are easier to deal with. |
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Post by lwoetin on May 31, 2017 0:09:39 GMT -5
I was irritating my wife as usual asking for sex. It's almost a month since. So she breaks down and says it's probably time we divorce. She's stressed and can't keep doing this. She went to bed.
This morning she spoke to me and said she has a solution. I thought oh shit, here it goes. A sex object. She wants me to shut up so if the sex object is present, we will have sex in the weekend. If not, no sex. (Like 40 beads method.) I was relieved. I put a fish ornament on my desk.
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Post by unmatched on May 31, 2017 1:00:22 GMT -5
I was irritating my wife as usual asking for sex. It's almost a month since. So she breaks down and says it's probably time we divorce. She's stressed and can't keep doing this. She went to bed. This morning she spoke to me and said she has a solution. I thought oh shit, here it goes. A sex object. She wants me to shut up so if the sex object is present, we will have sex in the weekend. If not, no sex. (Like 40 beads method.) I was relieved. I put a fish ornament on my desk. Just wondering - how often do you think you will take it off the desk? |
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Post by DryCreek on May 31, 2017 1:17:06 GMT -5
I put a fish ornament on my desk. Just wondering - how often do you think you will take it off the desk? Not to worry - she'll make sure it gets removed. Instead of a fish ornament on the desk, how about a bottle of lube on the headboard? Too subtle? Good luck, lwoetin... |
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Post by lwoetin on May 31, 2017 13:32:25 GMT -5
I was irritating my wife as usual asking for sex. It's almost a month since. So she breaks down and says it's probably time we divorce. She's stressed and can't keep doing this. She went to bed. This morning she spoke to me and said she has a solution. I thought oh shit, here it goes. A sex object. She wants me to shut up so if the sex object is present, we will have sex in the weekend. If not, no sex. (Like 40 beads method.) I was relieved. I put a fish ornament on my desk. Just wondering - how often do you think you will take it off the desk? I don't see any reason for me to remove the fish ornament, but she will. I am estimating it will be present two weeks per month. At least from now on, I don't have to keep asking. I told her I was surprised by her offer. I was expecting her to say she is done. She has no need to have sex any longer. She gave me three reasons she decided to compromise: 1.She loves me. 2.For kid's sake 3.Religion Usually I'm the one doing all the compromising. But I scored an 85/100, come on! |
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