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Post by TMD on Apr 20, 2016 12:14:13 GMT -5
After thinking about this all morning, I will take the three wishes:
1. Neil Gaiman as my lover, along with
2. Amanda Palmer, his wife, possibly also as my lover, and
3. more bees to make honey.
Initially, I was going to take the lover. But then I got greedy.
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Post by bballgirl on Apr 20, 2016 12:17:59 GMT -5
Exactly!! If he is not giving and enthusiastic then the wishes get put to good use.  You can wish for a sybian I'd wish for 1)an amazing compatible energetic and enthusiastic lover 2) loads of money so I could buy the Sybian on lover's day of rest 3) this wish would come later genie would need to stick around so he could learn a few things about pleasing a woman! |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2016 13:02:40 GMT -5
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Post by misssunnybunny on Apr 20, 2016 13:12:32 GMT -5
I'd go for the wishes. What am I going to do with a male genie? You could get a female genie, like "I Dream of Jeannie" |
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Post by wewbwb on Apr 20, 2016 13:19:12 GMT -5
I'd go for the wishes. What am I going to do with a male genie? You could get a female genie, like "I Dream of Jeannie" I'm in - talk about having a crush growing up.... |
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Post by Rhapsodee on Apr 20, 2016 14:27:14 GMT -5
Wishes 1 wish for 100 more wishes... Then I could make the world a better place. Lol Against the rules. If you wish for more wishes you lose all the wishes. |
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Post by Isabellas39 on Apr 20, 2016 14:28:45 GMT -5
I would take the three wishes, and one of my wishes would get me my dream lover .. What if the genie was your dream lover and taking the three wishes means he disappears? Hmmm...Then I will take my genie and live happily ever after lol |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2016 14:30:15 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2016 16:05:11 GMT -5
Wishes 1 wish for 100 more wishes... Then I could make the world a better place. Lol Against the rules. If you wish for more wishes you lose all the wishes. Who made these stupid rules? ;-) I'd use one wish to make myself the rule-maker. |
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Post by Rhapsodee on Apr 20, 2016 16:15:46 GMT -5
That might work!
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Post by petrushka on Apr 20, 2016 17:01:45 GMT -5
This is the time where I should unleash my genie jokes ... ok, here's the worst one:
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette get shipwrecked and washed up on the beach of a sunny gorgeous desert island.
Coconuts for breakfast, lunch and dinner, with the occasional sashimi from a tide pool.
When, one day, taking a bracing walk along the beach one of them trips over .. the magic lamp. Brushing the sand off they summon the genie, who makes the usual offer of 3 wishes. It is agreed that they will split the three wishes so each gets one.
The brunette wishes to be back with her husband, and woosh, she's gone.
The redhead wishes to be back with her boyfriend and woosh, she's gone.
The blonde starts bawling: "What am I going to do here all by myself? I wish my friends were back ... "
*****
Considering how nutty Barbara Eden was acting as a genie, I think I'd settle for 3 wishes myself!
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Post by Rhapsodee on Apr 20, 2016 21:31:44 GMT -5
LOL. Bazzar had a similar genie joke.
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Post by wewbwb on Apr 21, 2016 12:11:34 GMT -5
Against the rules. If you wish for more wishes you lose all the wishes. Who made these stupid rules? ;-) I'd use one wish to make myself the rule-maker. We already thought you were... |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2016 21:02:25 GMT -5
Who made these stupid rules? ;-) I'd use one wish to make myself the rule-maker. We already thought you were... Me? Make rules? Surely you jest. |
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Post by wewbwb on Apr 21, 2016 21:09:05 GMT -5
We already thought you were... Me? Make rules? Surely you jest. Ok everyone, our leader said "NO RULES" So we must obey her. Hm, wait.... |
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