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Post by dallasgia on Aug 9, 2022 18:09:01 GMT -5
Walked in on the spouse literally upside down shaving his sack. Awkward. I just turned around and walked back out. Zero words spoken. I’m a slow processor - I can later think of funny comments but not in moment. We Haven’t had a sex life in a decade zero sex at all since 2.15.2019.
I know I’ve asked this before but do non sexually active males go to great lengths to dehair their nethers?
I pray he has a FWB - I truly do.
DG
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Post by greatcoastal on Aug 9, 2022 18:52:52 GMT -5
Any idea if he's let it grow, during the past decade? Did he keep it hairless early in the marriage? If not, I'd take it as a red flag that he's hoping for another partner, or already has one. Could be another man? My personal experience was this... leaving my hair trimmed (not shaved) during my two decades of SM. Very different when I had sex ( oral sex) 4 times a day for 3 yrs with my woman !! (now ex girlfriend) I shaved down weekly, and we enjoyed the passion and intimacy of shaving each other! ( something for you to enjoy in the future!!)
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Post by jim44444 on Aug 9, 2022 20:17:23 GMT -5
Kind of like women. Some like their pubic hair shaved off, some Luke it trimmed, some like the jungle.
For me I trim for comfort when bike riding. Shaving makes me itch for days.
You should have asked him if he needed help, to determine if he trusts you with a razor on his balls. Temptation.
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Post by deadzone75 on Aug 9, 2022 21:43:40 GMT -5
I think I started shaving around 2007 or 2008, and I liked the feel so much I've done it ever since on a regular basis. It makes no difference to me if I'm touched or not.
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Post by DryCreek on Aug 10, 2022 0:53:57 GMT -5
Walked in on the spouse literally upside down shaving his sack. “I’ll help… let me get the straight razor.” 😳 I think deadzone75 has the right idea, that he could just be doing it for himself. Not so odd for a refused dude, but curious for someone who doesn’t give a rip about sex. Maybe he does have a FWB - that might make things much easier… Upside down, huh? That seems… unnecessary. DC |
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Post by mirrororchid on Aug 10, 2022 5:47:30 GMT -5
I think I started shaving around 2007 or 2008, and I liked the feel so much I've done it ever since on a regular basis. It makes no difference to me if I'm touched or not. |
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Post by muzack on Aug 10, 2022 22:46:37 GMT -5
I've been shaving mine clean for two years now. I like the feeling better than the occasional itch from a stray hair, but the deciding point was I started seeing a few greys there and decided that wasn't the look I was sporting.
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Post by deadzone75 on Aug 11, 2022 0:23:37 GMT -5
I think I started shaving around 2007 or 2008, and I liked the feel so much I've done it ever since on a regular basis. It makes no difference to me if I'm touched or not. Dr. Evil knows how to groom. He's right! |
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Post by shamwow on Aug 11, 2022 17:16:26 GMT -5
Walked in on the spouse literally upside down shaving his sack. Awkward. I just turned around and walked back out. Zero words spoken. I’m a slow processor - I can later think of funny comments but not in moment. We Haven’t had a sex life in a decade zero sex at all since 2.15.2019. I know I’ve asked this before but do non sexually active males go to great lengths to dehair their nethers? I pray he has a FWB - I truly do. DG I'm a moderately hairy guy and I shave down below every day. If it gets too long it can occasionally get pulled. Nothing painful but I'd rather avoid it if I can. |
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Post by DryCreek on Aug 11, 2022 18:48:19 GMT -5
I'm a moderately hairy guy and I shave down below every day. Since you’re sharing… if you maintain it that frequently, why not wax? Shaving = stubble = scratchy if not maintained. No bueno for either of you, eh? Waxing seems like it’d deliver better results that lasted longer. Not that having someone rip industrial duct tape off my sack sounds particularly inviting. (Props to the ladies who have this done!) Or laser? Sounds even better / longer lasting, but probably far from cheap. Creams… I’m not sure they’re any better than shaving. They work well (I did this for my vasectomy, with compliments from the doctor… which seemed a bit skeezy), but creams cost more than a razor and can’t be done often. DC |
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Post by ironhamster on Aug 12, 2022 4:33:55 GMT -5
I have no idea why he was literally upside down. I'm pretty limber for a guy, but I don't think manscaping requires gymnastics.
Until my divorce, I had no experience with shaved anything. My closest experience was an older woman right after college who preferred to keep her muff tightly trimmed. I felt shaved would give me the statutory rape feeling, as women had hair and girls don't. But, it was a quick adjustment. IMO it's personal preference. I don't really care. I have noticed that pubic hair can be a bit noisy as it always makes a pfft sound before it hits the floor.
I started with just trimming my nuts after my first elastic nut ring experience. My only razor at the time was a straight razor. I never nicked myself down there once. Then, I decided some hair just needed to go completely, so I got a good pair of tweezers for plucking. Then the fringe went from bushy to tightly trimmed. Now, I'm pretty used to the completely shaved look and feel.
My bet is he either got advice from a friend or a command from a potential lover to shave that shit off. Going from hirsute to bald in one step is a bold change.
...but I never trimmed myself upside down. That seems just weird.
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Post by mirrororchid on Aug 12, 2022 4:48:09 GMT -5
... My closest experience was an older woman right after college who preferred to keep her muff tightly trimmed. I felt shaved would give me the statutory rape feeling, as women had hair and girls don't. But, it was a quick adjustment. IMO it's personal preference. I don't really care.... I wondered about the sentiment of the ladies. I've been married 25 years. No one talked about manscaping in the 90's, as far as I'd heard. This whole thing struck me as metrosexual. It would have fit right in. In the event I ever need to date, it might be nice that I don't ambush a new friend with a horror show. How much is too much? Does the clean shaven look disturb anyone? I imagine the middle ground is the safest bet until you get direct feedback from your partners, but what is middle ground? Trim the mutant hair that's notably longer? Trim all of it down to a uniform length? Let me also just put it out there, fellas. If manscaping becomes "a thing"... where does it stop? Mani-pedis? $30/bottle moisturizer? Concealer? Hair plugs? Liposuction? Gotta be real careful of raising the bar here. We stand to lose hours of productive time and not a little cash. The blessing of the Y chromosome could be squandered. |
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Post by ironhamster on Aug 12, 2022 7:31:19 GMT -5
Some people do laser hair removal. That's pretty high as far as raising the bar.
If I was unsure, at some point I would ask my potential partner what her preference was.
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Post by shamwow on Aug 13, 2022 6:56:52 GMT -5
I'm a moderately hairy guy and I shave down below every day. Since you’re sharing… if you maintain it that frequently, why not wax? Shaving = stubble = scratchy if not maintained. No bueno for either of you, eh? Waxing seems like it’d deliver better results that lasted longer. Not that having someone rip industrial duct tape off my sack sounds particularly inviting. (Props to the ladies who have this done!) Or laser? Sounds even better / longer lasting, but probably far from cheap. Creams… I’m not sure they’re any better than shaving. They work well (I did this for my vasectomy, with compliments from the doctor… which seemed a bit skeezy), but creams cost more than a razor and can’t be done often. DC Hence why I just keep it groomed every day. Its just on autopilot now like brushing my teeth. |
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Post by catlover on Aug 14, 2022 13:24:12 GMT -5
I have to share this story, I was crying with laughter reading it.
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.
Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types... Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.
I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.
Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.
Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.
I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.
Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.
This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.
The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..."Ooooh, that feels good".
Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.
I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status.
So to sum it up: Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...
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