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Post by mescaline on Sept 21, 2019 13:00:25 GMT -5
I remember binning a vibrating cock ring a couple of years ago. It still worked after sitting in a drawer for two years. The battery life was 40 minutes!
Says it all really, not even 40 minutes of sex in years!
Hell, I spent longer on the operating table having the snip than I've spent having fun in bed since then. Can't think why I bothered...!
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Post by isthisit on Sept 21, 2019 16:26:05 GMT -5
I remember binning a vibrating cock ring a couple of years ago. It still worked after sitting in a drawer for two years. The battery life was 40 minutes! Says it all really, not even 40 minutes of sex in years! Hell, I spent longer on the operating table having the snip than I've spent having fun in bed since then. Can't think why I bothered...! Until around a year ago I was unaware of the existence of cock rings. They came up in conversation at work. I frowned and looked puzzled. My colleague and good friend asked what was on my mind and I asked what was the point of wearing jewellery there. I have NEVER been allowed to forget it. They are unsure what is funnier my cluelessness or the idea that blokes would bejewel their todger. I don’t ask questions anymore.
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Sept 21, 2019 18:19:36 GMT -5
Post by Handy on Sept 21, 2019 18:19:36 GMT -5
[Isthisit ......the idea that blokes would bejewel their todger.[/b]
Cock ring is to keep the guy hard longer (keeps the blood from leaving the penis) and if it has a vibrator attached, that is supposedly to stimulate the woman's clit.
I have no idea if the vibrator does much for the woman. I tried one once but my W was indifferent to the idea.
My question is, does the vibrator do much for the woman?
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Sept 21, 2019 23:38:55 GMT -5
Post by isthisit on Sept 21, 2019 23:38:55 GMT -5
[Isthisit ......the idea that blokes would bejewel their todger. [/b] Cock ring is to keep the guy hard longer (keeps the blood from leaving the penis) and if it has a vibrator attached, that is supposedly to stimulate the woman's clit. I have no idea if the vibrator does much for the woman. I tried one once but my W was indifferent to the idea. My question is, does the vibrator do much for the woman?[/quote] Thank you Handy the purpose finally explained to me by my colleagues was as you describe. As for your question- I have no idea. Not my thing.
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Sept 22, 2019 10:39:07 GMT -5
Post by jim44444 on Sept 22, 2019 10:39:07 GMT -5
Before my ex moved out but after we decided to separate, I discovered brand new sexy lingerie as I put laundry away - several pairs. This, after, over a decade of threadbare Spongebob T-shirts. Just a short while after I dropped the bomb on H he was uncharacteristically sorting the laundry and came across lingerie he was unfamiliar with. He kicked off in a major way “... see isthisit, this is why I cannot cope staying in the same house, you have obviously bought this for someone else.... it’s the end of the world, blah blah” I allowed him to finish his tantrum and calmly informed him that the lingerie was not new, it belonged to our 15 year old daughter and if he did the laundry more often he would know this. The colour drained from his face and he told me he felt like reporting himself to the authorities for associating the underwear of his little princess with impure thoughts. I honestly think he thought she still has Princess Jasmine on them. Fathers and daughters eh?! Sorry isthisit but I did LMAO at this. I have 4 daughters and can still remember folding laundry, coming across thongs that were not the W's and thinking "Oh Lord, when did my baby grow up."
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Sept 22, 2019 22:03:56 GMT -5
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Post by DryCreek on Sept 22, 2019 22:03:56 GMT -5
They are unsure what is funnier my cluelessness or the idea that blokes would bejewel their todger. You can go back and educate them about a Prince Albert piercing and chuckle at their cringing. 🤯 No idea what possesses guys to do this, but it’s a thing. Allegedly, 2% of guys have one, though curiously no guy I know has ever mentioned his publicly... Maybe I just run in the wrong circles.
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Sept 23, 2019 0:22:53 GMT -5
Post by isthisit on Sept 23, 2019 0:22:53 GMT -5
They are unsure what is funnier my cluelessness or the idea that blokes would bejewel their todger. You can go back and educate them about a Prince Albert piercing and chuckle at their cringing. 🤯 No idea what possesses guys to do this, but it’s a thing. Allegedly, 2% of guys have one, though curiously no guy I know has ever mentioned his publicly... Maybe I just run in the wrong circles. Well DryCreek they are likely to know what a Prince Albert is as these are well known in the UK. I agree such genital mutilation is unfathomable but they are all the rage here. I believe the point is to enhance the pleasure for the lady. I will pass, thanks. Not only have I seen more than one, I have had the joy of working out how to remove one. Post removal that guy would be sitting down to pass urine for a good while. Urgh
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Sept 23, 2019 0:46:42 GMT -5
Post by isthisit on Sept 23, 2019 0:46:42 GMT -5
Just a short while after I dropped the bomb on H he was uncharacteristically sorting the laundry and came across lingerie he was unfamiliar with. He kicked off in a major way “... see isthisit, this is why I cannot cope staying in the same house, you have obviously bought this for someone else.... it’s the end of the world, blah blah” I allowed him to finish his tantrum and calmly informed him that the lingerie was not new, it belonged to our 15 year old daughter and if he did the laundry more often he would know this. The colour drained from his face and he told me he felt like reporting himself to the authorities for associating the underwear of his little princess with impure thoughts. I honestly think he thought she still has Princess Jasmine on them. Fathers and daughters eh?! Sorry isthisit but I did LMAO at this. I have 4 daughters and can still remember folding laundry, coming across thongs that were not the W's and thinking "Oh Lord, when did my baby grow up." Man, four daughters? There should be some sort of award 😉. I’m glad it made you chuckle.
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Sept 23, 2019 1:15:06 GMT -5
Post by Handy on Sept 23, 2019 1:15:06 GMT -5
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Sept 23, 2019 8:21:18 GMT -5
Post by isthisit on Sept 23, 2019 8:21:18 GMT -5
Threadbare Spongebob T-shirts are hot as f*&$ That's what I was just thinking... Honestly? Perhaps this explains a decade and a half of spousal reluctance.... I’ve clearly squandered a fortune on the pretty stuff.
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Post by deadzone75 on Sept 23, 2019 10:51:45 GMT -5
That's what I was just thinking... Honestly? Perhaps this explains a decade and a half of spousal reluctance.... I’ve clearly squandered a fortune on the pretty stuff. The pretty stuff is great, too! Stylish, classy, grunge...a spouse should want to feel you up even if you were wrapped in tinfoil.
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Post by isthisit on Sept 23, 2019 11:14:24 GMT -5
Honestly? Perhaps this explains a decade and a half of spousal reluctance.... I’ve clearly squandered a fortune on the pretty stuff. The pretty stuff is great, too! Stylish, classy, grunge...a spouse should want to feel you up even if you were wrapped in tinfoil. Agreed. *sigh*
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Sept 24, 2019 13:03:13 GMT -5
Post by sunnysean on Sept 24, 2019 13:03:13 GMT -5
About 15 years ago we got one of those in a pack of condoms, and yes most of them expired.
My wife said it did nothing but tickle and sat too high to really stimulate properly. I thought it provided a slight numbing sensation to me, like when you hold an orbital sander too long, and that isn't good for me. Numbing not good as I'm tying to beat the shot clock before she starts saying.. "are you almost done? Is there something I need to do? whats taking so long? or the last one, don't you find me attractive anymore?"
I'm being ugly.
Honestly we had fun with it even though it didn't do much. Just the idea of playing with something new and "dirty". It was used once and tossed.
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Post by deadzone75 on Sept 24, 2019 13:08:48 GMT -5
This conversation inspired me to visit the sex toy graveyard under my sink to pay my respects. It was much larger than I remembered...
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Post by saarinista on Sept 24, 2019 13:18:09 GMT -5
This conversation inspired me to visit the sex toy graveyard under my sink to pay my respects. It was much larger than I remembered... If you're feeling devilishly charitable, you might want to sanitize the unused toys and cart them off to your local conservative Christian thrift store. Try donating them and see if you get an amusing reaction from the volunteers on duty. 😉 Or you can take them to your local (liberal ECUSA) Episcopalian thrift store. There, you'd probably be more apt to get a delighted reaction to your donation. Please note- US churches which are off-shoots of the Church of England are somewhat in schism, alas, like many other denominations. Churches which belong to the ECUSA, commonly known as Episcopalian, are generally very liberal. OTOH, churches which call themselves Anglican or similar are socially conservative. You'll probably get a judgemental (or clueless) look if you take your sex toys there. 😔😉
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