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Post by flashjohn on Jul 8, 2019 14:43:20 GMT -5
Because it was free with her insurance, I suppose? She got one of those copper IUDs implanted last week. I asked her why, and she says because I don't like messing with condoms. True, I'm no fan of condoms because they hurt and they dull sensation, but...we don't have sex. A box of condoms will last me until they expire, literally. But she gets the thing and feels terrible for about a week. She informed me that the doctor advised her against having sex for a week. HAHAHAHAHA!! A week? We'll do you better than that, doc; we'll make it 5 months just to be safe. Then tell her that you think it is wonderful, and now you can start fucking three times a week. You really have nothing to lose.
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Post by deadzone75 on Jul 8, 2019 16:17:00 GMT -5
Because it was free with her insurance, I suppose? She got one of those copper IUDs implanted last week. I asked her why, and she says because I don't like messing with condoms. True, I'm no fan of condoms because they hurt and they dull sensation, but...we don't have sex. A box of condoms will last me until they expire, literally. But she gets the thing and feels terrible for about a week. She informed me that the doctor advised her against having sex for a week. HAHAHAHAHA!! A week? We'll do you better than that, doc; we'll make it 5 months just to be safe. Then tell her that you think it is wonderful, and now you can start fucking three times a week. You really have nothing to lose. I thought about that. I am working up the nerve to ask when we can test it out. My prediction...nay, my guarantee: nervous laughter and avoidance of eye contact.
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Post by mrslowmaintenance on Jul 8, 2019 17:09:04 GMT -5
A word of caution about IUDs (PS, love mine) The copper ones can cause worse cramping and increased bleeding for up to two years. Yes, years, until your body gets used to it. The hormonal one also has side effects. I am unfortunately side effect prone (even tot the point of asking them to not tell me side effects so they do not think I am lying/crazy when weird shit happens) so I got the weight gain, night sweats, night terrors, migraines and increased length of periods. yay me. buuuuutttt..... no condoms, no pulling out, no timing my cycle, no pill/shot/insert and I am safe from the baby surprise. So, all birth control has its issues, IUDs are fucking great still and I still recommend them to most women in stable monogamous relationships. Off my medical soap box also, I think she knows the side effects and just wanted to have an excuse. Or the first time the strings stab your dick she is suddenly going to be "Scared of hurting you" *insert eye roll*
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Post by hopingforachange on Jul 8, 2019 17:18:42 GMT -5
A word of caution about IUDs (PS, love mine) The copper ones can cause worse cramping and increased bleeding for up to two years. Yes, years, until your body gets used to it. The hormonal one also has side effects. I am unfortunately side effect prone (even tot the point of asking them to not tell me side effects so they do not think I am lying/crazy when weird shit happens) so I got the weight gain, night sweats, night terrors, migraines and increased length of periods. yay me. buuuuutttt..... no condoms, no pulling out, no timing my cycle, no pill/shot/insert and I am safe from the baby surprise. So, all birth control has its issues, IUDs are fucking great still and I still recommend them to most women in stable monogamous relationships. Off my medical soap box also, I think she knows the side effects and just wanted to have an excuse. Or the first time the strings stab your dick she is suddenly going to be "Scared of hurting you" *insert eye roll* Oh yeah, if your above average, you will feel the string. At this point I think of it as verifying the BC is still in place.
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Post by deadzone75 on Jul 8, 2019 19:36:15 GMT -5
A word of caution about IUDs (PS, love mine) The copper ones can cause worse cramping and increased bleeding for up to two years. Yes, years, until your body gets used to it. The hormonal one also has side effects. I am unfortunately side effect prone (even tot the point of asking them to not tell me side effects so they do not think I am lying/crazy when weird shit happens) so I got the weight gain, night sweats, night terrors, migraines and increased length of periods. yay me. buuuuutttt..... no condoms, no pulling out, no timing my cycle, no pill/shot/insert and I am safe from the baby surprise. So, all birth control has its issues, IUDs are fucking great still and I still recommend them to most women in stable monogamous relationships. Off my medical soap box also, I think she knows the side effects and just wanted to have an excuse. Or the first time the strings stab your dick she is suddenly going to be "Scared of hurting you" *insert eye roll* String stabs your dick??
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Post by deadzone75 on Jul 8, 2019 19:37:31 GMT -5
A word of caution about IUDs (PS, love mine) The copper ones can cause worse cramping and increased bleeding for up to two years. Yes, years, until your body gets used to it. The hormonal one also has side effects. I am unfortunately side effect prone (even tot the point of asking them to not tell me side effects so they do not think I am lying/crazy when weird shit happens) so I got the weight gain, night sweats, night terrors, migraines and increased length of periods. yay me. buuuuutttt..... no condoms, no pulling out, no timing my cycle, no pill/shot/insert and I am safe from the baby surprise. So, all birth control has its issues, IUDs are fucking great still and I still recommend them to most women in stable monogamous relationships. Off my medical soap box also, I think she knows the side effects and just wanted to have an excuse. Or the first time the strings stab your dick she is suddenly going to be "Scared of hurting you" *insert eye roll* Oh yeah, if your above average, you will feel the string. At this point I think of it as verifying the BC is still in place. Feeling it is one thing, I guess, but are we talking pain?
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Post by mrslowmaintenance on Jul 8, 2019 20:08:56 GMT -5
Oh yeah, if your above average, you will feel the string. At this point I think of it as verifying the BC is still in place. Feeling it is one thing, I guess, but are we talking pain? I have only hurt the husband once, but he can feel it pretty regularly. Position change helps a lot. They are more stiff in the beginning, but soften a little after 6+ months. They feel very similar to thick fishing line.... and are even blue lol
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Post by greatcoastal on Jul 8, 2019 20:45:59 GMT -5
also, I think she knows the side effects and just wanted to have an excuse. Add this ^^^ to "her nervous laughter and looking down" and you have a case of "avoidance". ( part of DARVO) Often the avoidance goes back to something from her childhood. SO " it's not you". And she has developed an immunity to " the problem" by handling it with avoidance. I can imagine this fear and avoidance leads to her having "no desire for sex at all". With anyone, not just the H. More and more men and women are like that. It's not just something that comes with getting older.
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Post by hopingforachange on Jul 8, 2019 21:22:16 GMT -5
Oh yeah, if your above average, you will feel the string. At this point I think of it as verifying the BC is still in place. Feeling it is one thing, I guess, but are we talking pain? Let's just say, the cervix now has a defense mechanism, if you hit it to hard, it can hurt you back. But normally, is not an issue but you can feel the strings. Although it does suck to lose the warm, wet, perfect velvetity feeling because the string is interrupting it.
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Post by deadzone75 on Jul 16, 2019 2:35:03 GMT -5
Well, just an update. Still haven't come close to testing this foreign device in her body. And now she is laid up with a fractured rib for 2 weeks, give or take. I may not have sex the rest of 2019 the way things are going. Looks like a 14th straight birthday not getting laid. Oh well, I'll eat a shitload of cake and then get myself off to round out the day.
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Post by hopingforachange on Jul 16, 2019 7:12:25 GMT -5
Well, just an update. Still haven't come close to testing this foreign device in her body. And now she is laid up with a fractured rib for 2 weeks, give or take. I may not have sex the rest of 2019 the way things are going. Looks like a 14th straight birthday not getting laid. Oh well, I'll eat a shitload of cake and then get myself off to round out the day. I hope cake is the name of your new girlfriend. There is ZERO reason why a broken rib prevents having sex. It would change what you can do but there's still ways to have sex. I bet she'll still take the dick from her boyfriend she got the IUD for so he can cream pie the pussy your should be getting.
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Post by workingonit on Jul 16, 2019 8:43:48 GMT -5
Well, just an update. Still haven't come close to testing this foreign device in her body. And now she is laid up with a fractured rib for 2 weeks, give or take. I may not have sex the rest of 2019 the way things are going. Looks like a 14th straight birthday not getting laid. Oh well, I'll eat a shitload of cake and then get myself off to round out the day. Happy birthday! Sending virtual hugs!
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Post by deadzone75 on Jul 16, 2019 8:59:30 GMT -5
Well, just an update. Still haven't come close to testing this foreign device in her body. And now she is laid up with a fractured rib for 2 weeks, give or take. I may not have sex the rest of 2019 the way things are going. Looks like a 14th straight birthday not getting laid. Oh well, I'll eat a shitload of cake and then get myself off to round out the day. I hope cake is the name of your new girlfriend. There is ZERO reason why a broken rib prevents having sex. It would change what you can do but there's still ways to have sex. I bet she'll still take the dick from her boyfriend she got the IUD for so he can cream pie the pussy your should be getting. I'd settle for a handjob. She wouldn't even have to move her torso or her head. Hell, she'd barely have to be conscious.
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Post by deadzone75 on Jul 16, 2019 8:59:45 GMT -5
Well, just an update. Still haven't come close to testing this foreign device in her body. And now she is laid up with a fractured rib for 2 weeks, give or take. I may not have sex the rest of 2019 the way things are going. Looks like a 14th straight birthday not getting laid. Oh well, I'll eat a shitload of cake and then get myself off to round out the day. Happy birthday! Sending virtual hugs! Thank you!
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Post by sadkat on Jul 16, 2019 11:58:14 GMT -5
Happy Birthday deadzone75! How did wife get 2 broken ribs?? I’m sorry you’re facing another sexless Birthday. I can commiserate. My last birthday was probably the worst one I’ve ever had. I’m hopeful I’ll not have another one like it again. Hang in there!
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