Post by misssunnybunny on Jul 23, 2016 10:04:35 GMT -5
When I was in college I had to take a gen ed science class, so I took a basic level astronomy class. The best part was when we got to do observations. The one that stands out is getting to see Saturn, rings and all.
Sex: The final frontier These are the voyages of the Starship, ILIASM Its 5 year mission To explore strange sexual practices To seek out new positions and marital aids To boldly go where no man has gone before - cue music - - Cut to first scene - Lt Uhura is leaning over the consul pointing out the course to Helmsman Chekov, wobbling her tits under his nose. Her skirt has risen up revealing her see through panties and behind her Captain Kirk is getting a suspicious lump in his trousers whilst Spock remains impassive as ever. Scotty enters stage left, his pants around his ankles as he strokes his engorged organ "I canna hold her Captain ----- she's gonna bloooow" he cries and ejaculates thickly over the communication system, which quickly shorts, sparks, smokes and burns out. "Good one idiot" Spock snarls, and turns on his heel to walk out, his taut muscular buttocks causing Sulu to drool uncontrollably. - Capt Kirk quickly establishes order. "Get one of them extra's in the red tops to clean up the comms" he barks "and they'll be first to be beamed down and killed at our next stop, and Sulu, plot a course to Your Anus" (rest of crew titter and giggle at this pronounciation) Shhhhht goes the door and Bones McCoy enters. He is haggard and tired having spent days treating the latest dose of clap that has infected 70% of the ships company. "Where are we going Jim ?" he enquires. "Your A...." Jim pauses uncertainly as a new burst of laughter sweeps through the room, finally saying "er....Pluto".
This the "Shoutbox" -- basically a site-wide, group chat. (It's only visible to members.)
doneanddone: Shoutout goes to lonelywifey....she made my day!
Jan 8, 2018 14:54:01 GMT -5
nancyb: RIP Dolores O'Riordan. You will always linger.
Jan 15, 2018 20:18:28 GMT -5
njsojourner: Orgasm is good!
Jan 15, 2018 23:54:54 GMT -5
brian: It's better when shared with someone!
Jan 16, 2018 6:53:40 GMT -5
boudinMan: howdy folks... anybody ever hear from becca any more? just curious.
Jan 16, 2018 10:02:29 GMT -5
petrushka: she's not been here in months
Jan 16, 2018 20:37:20 GMT -5
saarinista: Attention people of earth: it is currently SNOWING across the Southeastern United States. I'm a native of the Midwest, and I chuckle when i see how worked up people get about a half inch of snow here. Ye Gods, you would think Armageddon was upon us.
Jan 16, 2018 22:42:38 GMT -5
lonelywifey: **Hurricane comes** Louisiana: "We can probably just ride it out and have a party with a lot of drinking." **Light snow falls** Also Louisiana: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE
Jan 17, 2018 9:10:47 GMT -5
lonelywifey: doneanddone I just saw this shoutout! Thanks! Gonna have to go back and see how awesome I was on Jan 8th. Haha!!
Jan 17, 2018 9:11:48 GMT -5
saarinista: lonelywifey Also, we must consume mass quantities of milk and bread to fend off the cold, and stock up on toilet paper for God knows what. Under no circumstances however should we try to warm ourselves with sexual activities !
Jan 17, 2018 15:41:30 GMT -5
obobfla: Hey, we Floridians gladly take on Category 5 hurricanes, tornados, alligators, sharks, snakes, and bugs. But temps below 40F? FEMA help us!
Jan 17, 2018 18:38:11 GMT -5
tamara68: Happy birthday @petruschka!
Jan 18, 2018 3:20:12 GMT -5
h: Schools up here don't even delay for less than 8 inches of snow. ⛄❄
Jan 18, 2018 7:56:17 GMT -5
lonelywifey: h I remember when I was a kid schools NEVER closed for snow days (this was in Massachusetts). Now it's like the schools close the night before if there's even a whiff of snow in the forecast!
Jan 18, 2018 11:53:49 GMT -5
misssunnybunny: We had a snow day yesterday for no reason; I can still see the grass in my yard as it is barely covered with snow (this is MA). Crazy!
Jan 18, 2018 12:23:03 GMT -5