Post by misssunnybunny on Jul 23, 2016 10:04:35 GMT -5
When I was in college I had to take a gen ed science class, so I took a basic level astronomy class. The best part was when we got to do observations. The one that stands out is getting to see Saturn, rings and all.
Sex: The final frontier These are the voyages of the Starship, ILIASM Its 5 year mission To explore strange sexual practices To seek out new positions and marital aids To boldly go where no man has gone before - cue music - - Cut to first scene - Lt Uhura is leaning over the consul pointing out the course to Helmsman Chekov, wobbling her tits under his nose. Her skirt has risen up revealing her see through panties and behind her Captain Kirk is getting a suspicious lump in his trousers whilst Spock remains impassive as ever. Scotty enters stage left, his pants around his ankles as he strokes his engorged organ "I canna hold her Captain ----- she's gonna bloooow" he cries and ejaculates thickly over the communication system, which quickly shorts, sparks, smokes and burns out. "Good one idiot" Spock snarls, and turns on his heel to walk out, his taut muscular buttocks causing Sulu to drool uncontrollably. - Capt Kirk quickly establishes order. "Get one of them extra's in the red tops to clean up the comms" he barks "and they'll be first to be beamed down and killed at our next stop, and Sulu, plot a course to Your Anus" (rest of crew titter and giggle at this pronounciation) Shhhhht goes the door and Bones McCoy enters. He is haggard and tired having spent days treating the latest dose of clap that has infected 70% of the ships company. "Where are we going Jim ?" he enquires. "Your A...." Jim pauses uncertainly as a new burst of laughter sweeps through the room, finally saying "er....Pluto".
misssunnybunny: I'm also very sad to see that andie is gone
Oct 22, 2018 16:25:07 GMT -5
jim44444: hmisssunnybunny not only did andie delete her existence here she also deleted her tumblr account. Maybe her hubby found her online postings.
Oct 22, 2018 19:52:59 GMT -5
misssunnybunny: Oh, no! Hope she is okay...
Oct 22, 2018 20:00:25 GMT -5
solodriver: I'm sad andie is gone too. She reached out to me when I first joined the group at a time when I was really sick, and talked to me everyday until I was well again and shared a lot of her stories with me.
Oct 22, 2018 20:58:28 GMT -5
isthisit: Apologies for being a techno numpty- can anyone help me to send a PM? When I choose the member as a recipient the error message indicating a staff member is required. Eh?
Nov 6, 2018 15:03:40 GMT -5
solodriver: isthisit you cannot send PMs until your membership changes to member
Nov 6, 2018 21:41:58 GMT -5
isthisit: Thanks solodriver and shynjdude for your replies. Is there some info somewhere about these divisions? I have had a mooch around and haven't come across it yet.
Nov 8, 2018 10:22:28 GMT -5
solodriver: I think it is/was under the Welcome tab, but not sure where.
Nov 8, 2018 21:52:19 GMT -5