Post by misssunnybunny on Jul 23, 2016 10:04:35 GMT -5
When I was in college I had to take a gen ed science class, so I took a basic level astronomy class. The best part was when we got to do observations. The one that stands out is getting to see Saturn, rings and all.
Sex: The final frontier These are the voyages of the Starship, ILIASM Its 5 year mission To explore strange sexual practices To seek out new positions and marital aids To boldly go where no man has gone before - cue music - - Cut to first scene - Lt Uhura is leaning over the consul pointing out the course to Helmsman Chekov, wobbling her tits under his nose. Her skirt has risen up revealing her see through panties and behind her Captain Kirk is getting a suspicious lump in his trousers whilst Spock remains impassive as ever. Scotty enters stage left, his pants around his ankles as he strokes his engorged organ "I canna hold her Captain ----- she's gonna bloooow" he cries and ejaculates thickly over the communication system, which quickly shorts, sparks, smokes and burns out. "Good one idiot" Spock snarls, and turns on his heel to walk out, his taut muscular buttocks causing Sulu to drool uncontrollably. - Capt Kirk quickly establishes order. "Get one of them extra's in the red tops to clean up the comms" he barks "and they'll be first to be beamed down and killed at our next stop, and Sulu, plot a course to Your Anus" (rest of crew titter and giggle at this pronounciation) Shhhhht goes the door and Bones McCoy enters. He is haggard and tired having spent days treating the latest dose of clap that has infected 70% of the ships company. "Where are we going Jim ?" he enquires. "Your A...." Jim pauses uncertainly as a new burst of laughter sweeps through the room, finally saying "er....Pluto".
worksforme2: hey nancyb, how are things perkolating with the older gentleman you spoke of a while back?
Jul 28, 2018 18:25:32 GMT -5
nancyb: worksforme2: Relationship died when we had a difference in opinion regarding UFO's and extraterrestrial beings. LOL I weighed in on the nay side and he believed they walk amongst us.
Jul 30, 2018 5:51:07 GMT -5
bc: I can’t stop laughing...go ahead, micromanage and analyze that marriage and see what she will do for you.
Jul 30, 2018 8:17:58 GMT -5
Dan: I think I'd have to see how good a new girlfriend was in the sack before I crossed her off the list -- or kicked her out of bed -- for believing in UFOs. I guess that makes me... male!
Jul 30, 2018 21:25:05 GMT -5
solodriver: It's been so long for me, I might see UFOs my first time. lol
Jul 31, 2018 1:42:47 GMT -5
beachguy: nancyb: He's right. It's all in the X Files, if you care to look.
Jul 31, 2018 3:45:13 GMT -5
nancyb: Dan: It was a tough decision, he was a good lover but the craziness ended things. Been dating since but nothing serious. I paint a lot.
Jul 31, 2018 5:57:00 GMT -5
petrushka: Thing is, someone being a fruit-loop about something like UFOs usually is not confined to one area; even if it is not immediately obvious. People who are nutty about one thing can go off at a tangent any time, I found (...out the hard way).
Jul 31, 2018 7:39:29 GMT -5
greatcoastal: nancyb: Sounds like you Identified a Fucking Object for what it truly is!
Jul 31, 2018 8:25:25 GMT -5
worksforme2: nancyb,...I am going to paint my living room soon as I can decide on the color.
Jul 31, 2018 19:15:08 GMT -5
worksforme2: When it comes to UFO's we always hear about "little green men", why are there never any "little green women"?
Aug 1, 2018 6:21:15 GMT -5
solodriver: I think I recall an episode of "Lost In Space where Dr. Smith was being chased by a green woman
Aug 1, 2018 21:29:17 GMT -5