Post by misssunnybunny on Jul 23, 2016 10:04:35 GMT -5
When I was in college I had to take a gen ed science class, so I took a basic level astronomy class. The best part was when we got to do observations. The one that stands out is getting to see Saturn, rings and all.
Sex: The final frontier These are the voyages of the Starship, ILIASM Its 5 year mission To explore strange sexual practices To seek out new positions and marital aids To boldly go where no man has gone before - cue music - - Cut to first scene - Lt Uhura is leaning over the consul pointing out the course to Helmsman Chekov, wobbling her tits under his nose. Her skirt has risen up revealing her see through panties and behind her Captain Kirk is getting a suspicious lump in his trousers whilst Spock remains impassive as ever. Scotty enters stage left, his pants around his ankles as he strokes his engorged organ "I canna hold her Captain ----- she's gonna bloooow" he cries and ejaculates thickly over the communication system, which quickly shorts, sparks, smokes and burns out. "Good one idiot" Spock snarls, and turns on his heel to walk out, his taut muscular buttocks causing Sulu to drool uncontrollably. - Capt Kirk quickly establishes order. "Get one of them extra's in the red tops to clean up the comms" he barks "and they'll be first to be beamed down and killed at our next stop, and Sulu, plot a course to Your Anus" (rest of crew titter and giggle at this pronounciation) Shhhhht goes the door and Bones McCoy enters. He is haggard and tired having spent days treating the latest dose of clap that has infected 70% of the ships company. "Where are we going Jim ?" he enquires. "Your A...." Jim pauses uncertainly as a new burst of laughter sweeps through the room, finally saying "er....Pluto".
frednsa: i saw something on the wedding night (in the 60's) should have ended it during the honeymoon. i was played so perfectly. she is so wonderful in almost every other way, so...still wondering...thinking frigidity is a real thing and untreatable
Aug 29, 2019 12:07:04 GMT -5
worksforme2: Tomorrow is Labor Day 2019, no big plans for the day....thinking seriously of going commando
Sept 1, 2019 11:37:07 GMT -5
worksforme2: Hey ironhamster...I just saw your picture on another site and your head wasn't covered. You actually look better without the bandana....
Sept 2, 2019 11:54:55 GMT -5
javba: Dunno Iron Hamster - I have not seen your other photo - I think you ROCK anyways.
Sept 4, 2019 10:11:42 GMT -5