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Post by isthisit on Jan 13, 2020 0:07:17 GMT -5
Yes it is. Back in 2000 when my M was idyllic I gave H a pass to get one when we were in Bangkok. I tried really hard to persuade him. The massage does not involve hands- just wriggling. So, we’re talking belly dancing while horizontal and oiled up? Nope. Body massage basically boob/bum massage.
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Post by deadzone75 on Jan 13, 2020 0:07:42 GMT -5
Yes it is. Back in 2000 when my M was idyllic I gave H a pass to get one when we were in Bangkok. I tried really hard to persuade him. The massage does not involve hands- just wriggling. So, we’re talking belly dancing while horizontal and oiled up? Well, just tell me where to stand or lie. I'm game!
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Post by sadkat on Jan 13, 2020 0:10:41 GMT -5
So, we’re talking belly dancing while horizontal and oiled up? Nope. Body massage basically boob/bum massage. I’m not quite getting that visual isthisit. The bum and the boobs are on opposite sides? How does one massage with both? I need a picture.
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Post by isthisit on Jan 13, 2020 0:14:54 GMT -5
Nope. Body massage basically boob/bum massage. I’m not quite getting that visual isthisit . The bum and the boobs are on opposite sides? How does one massage with both? I need a picture. My understanding is that we either wriggle and slither on top of him either facing him or the ceiling (the boobs/bum bit) or one of us is beneath him and one on top (the sandwich bit). I have never had one (obvs) can anyone else clarify here? I believe the finale is a happy ending (if you are in Thailand).
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Post by deadzone75 on Jan 13, 2020 17:01:41 GMT -5
Nope. Body massage basically boob/bum massage. I’m not quite getting that visual isthisit . The bum and the boobs are on opposite sides? How does one massage with both? I need a picture. I'm getting all kinds of visuals.
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Post by saarinista on Jan 13, 2020 18:33:14 GMT -5
Hey, I lost my wallet for several days and I was out of the loop. (OMG, I was so afraid. My wallet has my ID and that's a big deal.)
But I found it (praise whomever is in charge of this universe!) after tearing apart all the drawers and seat cushions in this house and now i've come back to life.
Have I missed something? Is there a party afoot? ;-)
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Post by isthisit on Jan 13, 2020 18:37:23 GMT -5
Hey, I lost my wallet for several days and I was out of the loop. (OMG, I was so afraid. My wallet has my ID and that's a big deal.) But I found it (praise whomever is in charge of this universe!) after tearing apart all the drawers and seat cushions in this house and now i've come back to life. Have I missed something? Is there a party afoot? ;-) Sure, deadzone75 and I are getting married. sadkat got a bit jealous and I have agreed to share him with her. We debated a time-share idea but have decided on a three way Thai oily naked body massage which doesn’t use hands just boobs and bums. He has bravely agreed to give it a go. worksforme2 is suggesting a video of the event, I am not keen on that at all. I think that’s a fair summary.
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Post by saarinista on Jan 13, 2020 19:16:28 GMT -5
What? Congratulations! May you have many many years of sexy, joyous bliss! As I assume you're offering to share your deadzone's body with sister sadkat in jest, perhaps she and I can set up a get together with less oil but more sympathetic conversation for the rest of us poor sexless slobs. Don't worry. We'll be...sniffle sob..fine...:-( Anyway, great news and all the best.
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Post by sadkat on Jan 13, 2020 21:44:31 GMT -5
What? Congratulations! May you have many many years of sexy, joyous bliss! As I assume you're offering to share your deadzone's body with sister sadkat in jest, perhaps she and I can set up a get together with less oil but more sympathetic conversation for the rest of us poor sexless slobs. Don't worry. We'll be...sniffle sob..fine...:-( Anyway, great news and all the best. Well, I do have a thing for deadzone75 and am a little put out (ok, jealous) that isthisit nabbed him first. This is the compromise we came up with. DZ was willing to share but I don’t share well at all. isthisit gets to have all the fun! 😡. I may need a sympathetic shoulder to cry on !
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Post by deadzone75 on Jan 14, 2020 1:38:56 GMT -5
What? Congratulations! May you have many many years of sexy, joyous bliss! As I assume you're offering to share your deadzone's body with sister sadkat in jest, perhaps she and I can set up a get together with less oil but more sympathetic conversation for the rest of us poor sexless slobs. Don't worry. We'll be...sniffle sob..fine...:-( Anyway, great news and all the best. No jesting on the sharing! I can't be sandwich filling without two slices of bread! And I adore them both to the moon and back, so it was no twist of my arm.
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Post by sadkat on Jan 14, 2020 11:26:53 GMT -5
What? Congratulations! May you have many many years of sexy, joyous bliss! As I assume you're offering to share your deadzone's body with sister sadkat in jest, perhaps she and I can set up a get together with less oil but more sympathetic conversation for the rest of us poor sexless slobs. Don't worry. We'll be...sniffle sob..fine...:-( Anyway, great news and all the best. No jesting on the sharing! I can't be sandwich filling without two slices of bread! And I adore them both to the moon and back, so it was no twist of my arm. Aw! I adore you too! 🥰.
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Post by nyctos on Jan 15, 2020 20:35:42 GMT -5
Neither of my X's owned any lingerie like this. At least I never saw any. Both preferred panties and a tee shirt. I may not be a very good picker of wives, but I am consistent it seems. Owning and wearing are two very different things. My W prefers t shirts and panties too. And pajama pants. In the winter, with a fleece jersey ticked into the pajama pants.
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Post by worksforme2 on Jan 15, 2020 21:37:49 GMT -5
Neither of my X's owned any lingerie like this. At least I never saw any. Both preferred panties and a tee shirt. I may not be a very good picker of wives, but I am consistent it seems. Owning and wearing are two very different things. My W prefers t shirts and panties too. And pajama pants. In the winter, with a fleece jersey ticked into the pajama pants. Can't wear it if you don't own it...
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Post by workingonit on Jan 20, 2020 11:51:59 GMT -5
Oh I missed the best thread action!!! Damn!! How could I have missed the deadzone75 wars? I coulda been a contender....
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Post by brianbk on Feb 8, 2020 6:47:04 GMT -5
I saw this thread and was like wow, I have definitely had a similar experience. our first Christmas together as a married couple I saw some lingerie I wanted to buy for my wife nothing slutty at all about it was quite “cute” as my mother in law put it, it was a nightgown with a man and woman on it in a tux and wedding gown, any how I bought it for her. When she opened it on Christmas she immediately looked at me with fire in her eyes and said take it back! And she said don’t buy stuff like this for me anymore! I felt like such garbage! I should have known better considering all of the lingerie she got for her bachelorette party went straight into the trash after sitting in her drawer for a while with the tags still on! Sorry for the rant!
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