And just an aside: what’s wrong with dirty? Is it wrong to enjoy making a pie crust, scooping the mixed butter and flour into a ball, kneading it, the mixture oozing through your fingers until it forms a malleable dough? ....
Great, after reading your pie making erotica it will be like watching porn whenever the W make pies.
"I believe everything happens for a reason, sometimes the reason is you're stupid and make bad decisions." Greeneyedlady72
I totally agree with elynne. Most women who say they don't like getting oral sex it comes down to the can't relax and enjoy it either because they are givers and they feel guilty doing something solely for their pleasure or they are self conscious about the wetness, smell or amount of time it's taking. But if you were having sex before a honest conversation may work. You can work around most issues. Do it after a shower, let her lay down in a dimly lit or dark room. Build get confidence ( you taste so good) but don't talk too much lol. Maybe a cocktail or glass of wine to relax her. And a little foreplay first so it doesn't take so long she's self conscious. Also tell her orgasm doesn't have to happen it's simply the pleasure you want to give her so she doesn't feel pressured.
I love the smell of pussy. It's like something that activates the primal caveman areas of my brain, the smell swirls around and takes over my thoughts, I just have to have that pussy. Then once the taste hits my tongue. I will keep enjoying the wonderful pussy until I'm pushed off. Time doesn't exist when I'm munching the muffin, especially when she's elevated so my neck is comfortable. I've actually been told I moan to much, but it's instinctual, like when you first bite into the perfect steak.
Don't feel guilty because it's not solely for your pleasure, and your giving me pleasure as well.
I think your spouse might be like mine, and is just repulsed by oral, an aversion to it. My husband thought it was too degrading to him as a man. And it quickly escalated from there. Its incredibly difficult to "convert" a refuser.
I think aversion is what it boils down to. She won't come out and directly say that though. As opposed to your spouse, I totally love doing it, but with no outlet to satisfy that. Guess that's why we talk to each other here. Dispersing my frustration across the whole group. lol
This the "Shoutbox" -- basically a site-wide, group chat. (It's only visible to members.)
misssunnybunny: Thanks for the update; just hope she is happy
Sept 17, 2019 19:49:55 GMT -5
workingonit: Elkclan2 my son's gerbil escaped at the same time as his pet snake. I did not think it was a coincidence!
Sept 17, 2019 20:40:26 GMT -5
hopingforachange: Wow, is been forever since I read the shoutbox.
Sept 17, 2019 21:33:01 GMT -5
hopingforachange: I need to set up another Skype session.
Sept 17, 2019 21:33:16 GMT -5
sme935: Not quite sure if anyone reads it but if there is a female in the Chicago area (40-60 years old) who is interested in chatting with me drop me a message or look at my profile for messenger screenname;
Sept 19, 2019 9:09:33 GMT -5
misssunnybunny: Another Skype session would be great!
Sept 21, 2019 10:51:02 GMT -5
elkclan2: Gerbil was recaptured unharmed. Turns out my cat is good at opening gerbil cages, but not good at catching gerbils.
Sept 27, 2019 8:10:33 GMT -5
misssunnybunny: Yay! Glad to hear the critter is okay.
Sept 28, 2019 20:44:20 GMT -5
worksforme2: elkclan2....don't feed cat for a couple days, cat will become very proficient at catching gerbil
Sept 29, 2019 14:15:01 GMT -5
javba: Hi folks been gone a minute [several minutes actually] What is the skype we're referencing?
Oct 1, 2019 8:55:44 GMT -5
misssunnybunny: javba, once in a while someone sets up a group Skype chat, so we can see each other and chat. I have a Skype account with my user name from here for them. One hasn't happened in a long time...
Oct 6, 2019 9:55:29 GMT -5
wewbwb: I'm pretty sure that it was seeing my ass.
Oct 6, 2019 15:21:29 GMT -5
petrushka: you breed donkeys?
Oct 10, 2019 6:05:03 GMT -5
worksforme2: Happy Birthday shamwow….
Oct 11, 2019 9:02:53 GMT -5
worksforme2: I knew it was going to happen..the seasons here have jumped from summer to almost winter..months of hot, dry days and nights then a week later it is rain and temps in the low 40's at night...there goes my regressing effort this year
Oct 17, 2019 7:24:46 GMT -5
worksforme2: whoops..I meant re-grassing...I don't need to do any regressing...
Oct 17, 2019 11:39:34 GMT -5
donp: Help, No sex for 1 year. I think I have lost my mind.
Oct 17, 2019 13:21:05 GMT -5
javba: Agree donp - why would you NOT lose your mind, Rub one out - it helps for about 12 hours :-)
Oct 17, 2019 14:06:18 GMT -5
worksforme2: donp,...you think you have lost your mind... so you aren't positive... think about it some more and then let us know what you decide...
Oct 17, 2019 14:22:10 GMT -5
RealMustangGuy: Hello all, just sending out a message to anyone that I used to be friends with back in the days of EP. I haven't been on here since 2016. Mostly because I seem to have great difficulty understanding how to work things on this site.
Oct 21, 2019 9:37:54 GMT -5