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Post by Rhapsodee on Sept 14, 2019 14:13:30 GMT -5
I was dusting my hub’s bookcase and found these. They were behind some headset boxes. This is a sad discovery. I remember buying them and giving them to him when I was trying. They have never been used and expired in 2015. The last time we had sex was in 2013. Either he has forgotten that they are there or ........... nah, he has forgotten.
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Post by deadzone75 on Sept 14, 2019 15:45:41 GMT -5
I can relate. Under my sink is a collection of warming lubricant, condoms, glow-in-the-dark body gel, blinders, handcuffs, and probably a few other things I've forgotten about. The only thing under there that sees the light of day is my Fleshlight.
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Post by worksforme2 on Sept 14, 2019 16:41:29 GMT -5
When my X decided to leave she spent the last month packing. She took some surprising things. The most unusual was magazines, some of which were 8-10 yrs old. She did not take a single one of the toys or aids in the nightstand drawer. So I have 3-4 vibrators, and a couple dildos. I was also left with KY lube, and some strawberry and green apple flavored warming gel, but I have used that up. A strawberry flavored vagina is the best.
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Post by muzack on Sept 14, 2019 23:31:39 GMT -5
Think we finally threw out the Kama Sutra popcorn tin of accessories. never used a thing. Funny thing is, she bought it. Same with the sex checks, vibrating cock ring thingamabob, and a few other things over the years. She buys stuff, but never takes me up whin I suggest we use it.
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Post by worksforme2 on Sept 15, 2019 10:11:12 GMT -5
I have been fortunate over the decades to have had a # of partners who enjoyed back door action. My latest partner is also a fan. As you purchased all the lube it looks like you might have been thinking participating in the activity yourself. But since it seems you will not be needing it with your H you might as well send it to me. I have a couple cock rings so I don't need that, and given the fertility rates of women in my age demographic I won't be needing the condom either. Those you can give to someone else.
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Post by Rhapsodee on Sept 15, 2019 10:59:48 GMT -5
I have been fortunate over the decades to have had a # of partners who enjoyed back door action. My latest partner is also a fan. As you purchased all the lube it looks like you might have been thinking participating in the activity yourself. But since it seems you will not be needing it with your H you might as well send it to me. I have a couple cock rings so I don't need that, and given the fertility rates of women in my age demographic I won't be needing the condom either. Those you can give to someone else. Hahahahahahahaha. No back door action going on here. It had all expired so I threw it out.
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Post by solodriver on Sept 15, 2019 12:34:31 GMT -5
No action of any kind front, back, sideways or upside down happening here.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2019 15:22:27 GMT -5
Like a small archaeological find to a long-lost civilization of hope and giving a hoot.
We feel for you.
I bought the book "The Joy of Sex" waaaay back in the day. About 15 years into the SM and after a number of embarrassing attempts and rejections, I burned it. Yup, burned it.
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Post by sunnysean on Sept 17, 2019 13:31:20 GMT -5
Does atroglide go bad? Wonder if the battery was dead in the ring? I remember several years back, we were cleaning out our bathroom and discovered that our condoms were out of date. That week my wife came home with a box of 48! I thought perhaps things were looking up! But when we threw out those because they were out of date you could have convinced me it was a full box just looking at it.
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Post by Apocrypha on Sept 19, 2019 14:39:57 GMT -5
Before my ex moved out but after we decided to separate, I discovered brand new sexy lingerie as I put laundry away - several pairs. This, after, over a decade of threadbare Spongebob T-shirts.
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Post by isthisit on Sept 19, 2019 14:48:21 GMT -5
Before my ex moved out but after we decided to separate, I discovered brand new sexy lingerie as I put laundry away - several pairs. This, after, over a decade of threadbare Spongebob T-shirts. Just a short while after I dropped the bomb on H he was uncharacteristically sorting the laundry and came across lingerie he was unfamiliar with. He kicked off in a major way “... see isthisit, this is why I cannot cope staying in the same house, you have obviously bought this for someone else.... it’s the end of the world, blah blah” I allowed him to finish his tantrum and calmly informed him that the lingerie was not new, it belonged to our 15 year old daughter and if he did the laundry more often he would know this. The colour drained from his face and he told me he felt like reporting himself to the authorities for associating the underwear of his little princess with impure thoughts. I honestly think he thought she still has Princess Jasmine on them. Fathers and daughters eh?!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2019 17:13:02 GMT -5
Before my ex moved out but after we decided to separate, I discovered brand new sexy lingerie as I put laundry away - several pairs. This, after, over a decade of threadbare Spongebob T-shirts. Threadbare Spongebob T-shirts are hot as f*&$
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2019 17:19:10 GMT -5
I've been thinking about the "dregs". For a long time, maybe 20 years, there was a "dregs drawer" in her dresser. Wedding night lingerie and a couple pairs of sexy-ish underwear. These were very modest pieces that were each worn once and eventually discarded. Why did she keep them all those years? They weren't reminders of better times, probably reminders of hope that maybe she would one day feel different about sex and me. Eventually just remnants of what wasn't. Finally, just trash.
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Post by deadzone75 on Sept 19, 2019 17:51:44 GMT -5
Before my ex moved out but after we decided to separate, I discovered brand new sexy lingerie as I put laundry away - several pairs. This, after, over a decade of threadbare Spongebob T-shirts. Threadbare Spongebob T-shirts are hot as f*&$ That's what I was just thinking...
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Post by deleted on Sept 20, 2019 22:00:43 GMT -5
Didn’t bother taking inventory, I just threw it all away.
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