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Post by Frustrated1978 on Jan 22, 2019 17:52:13 GMT -5
Well today is my Birthday.
I woke up to some nice presents from my Refuser and the kids gave me some really good stuff i needed. I was also given a really good card with some nice words. Something along the lines of how great i am her best friend she's lucky she has a nice house, two nice cars and thanks for everything you do for me etc etc.
Got me thinking that really is all i am to you a bestie, that provides a nice life for you that you occasionally have sex with.
Then i got to thinking about privately running a book in my head on what are the odds on getting birthday sex.
I must admit on current form 7 weeks without a win there is no indication this horse is suddenly going to bolt home for a winner tonight. Then of course there is that long shot that tonight might come good. I give that 40/1
As for me i am already gearing myself up to accept the dinner she most likely has planned, enjoy the evening without the expectation of sex and continue on with life as normal tomorrow.
And if by some chance my horse comes bolting through the winners post tonight ill be sure to let you all know.
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Post by sadkat on Jan 22, 2019 18:12:07 GMT -5
Happy Birthday!
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Post by workingonit on Jan 22, 2019 18:48:40 GMT -5
Happy birthday! Hope you get pleasantly surprised! Just to help out on the "winning" metaphor- you have me beat in "recent sexual interludes" and in the category of "maybe tonight" in which I have long since dropped from the running. So at least your horse is not coming in dead last, right?? Cold comfort, I know.
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Post by baza on Jan 22, 2019 19:43:42 GMT -5
In the great race of life, back 'self interest' every time.
If your missus sees it as being in her self interests to bestow a root on you, it will almost certainly happen. And she doesn't see rooting you as being in her self interests, then she won't.
Her self interests might be to root you now to minimise your reaction when the bill for that lovely frock she purchased comes in.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2019 20:46:26 GMT -5
Happy Birthday!!! I, too, hope you are pleasantly surprised, but understand not expecting anything has worked best for me in the area of self-preservation.
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Post by Handy on Jan 22, 2019 21:17:48 GMT -5
Frustrated1978, limit your hopes but DO NOT ignore any tenative offers. Happy Birthday, you made it around the Sun another go-round. But that is kids stuff. The real super prize is a Galactic Year. The galactic year, also known as a cosmic year, is the duration of time required for the Sun to orbit once around the center of the Milky Way Galaxy. Estimates of the length of one orbit range from 225 to 250 million terrestrial years. Here is a list of what has and is going to happen based on Galactic Years. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galactic_year
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Post by Frustrated1978 on Jan 23, 2019 20:43:25 GMT -5
Happy birthday! Hope you get pleasantly surprised! Just to help out on the "winning" metaphor- you have me beat in "recent sexual interludes" and in the category of "maybe tonight" in which I have long since dropped from the running. So at least your horse is not coming in dead last, right?? Cold comfort, I know. Thank you for the kind words. To my pleasant surprise my Horse Bolted Home. I didn't even have to initiate.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2019 20:49:24 GMT -5
Happy birthday! Hope you get pleasantly surprised! Just to help out on the "winning" metaphor- you have me beat in "recent sexual interludes" and in the category of "maybe tonight" in which I have long since dropped from the running. So at least your horse is not coming in dead last, right?? Cold comfort, I know. Thank you for the kind words. To my pleasant surprise my Horse Bolted Home. I didn't even have to initiate. That is wonderful news! I am very happy for you. 😊😊
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Post by workingonit on Jan 23, 2019 20:55:49 GMT -5
Happy birthday! Hope you get pleasantly surprised! Just to help out on the "winning" metaphor- you have me beat in "recent sexual interludes" and in the category of "maybe tonight" in which I have long since dropped from the running. So at least your horse is not coming in dead last, right?? Cold comfort, I know. Thank you for the kind words. To my pleasant surprise my Horse Bolted Home. I didn't even have to initiate. Frustrated1978 for the win!! Wahoo!
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Post by baza on Jan 23, 2019 21:46:05 GMT -5
Cynical old me is thinking - "the bill for that *Versace* frock is near" Brother Frustrated1978 .
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Post by isthisit on Jan 23, 2019 23:51:16 GMT -5
Delighted for you.
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