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Oysters
Jul 11, 2018 14:21:17 GMT -5
Post by beachguy on Jul 11, 2018 14:21:17 GMT -5
Yes, we will! BUT they must be perfectly anatomically correct (even that clit!). choosinghappy , I've never seen such an anatomically perfect oyster! And I eat them fairly regularly. Maybe I just have to play with them? Another adventure in science. What can I say? I present a perfect oyster. Anyone hungry? 😉 Normally I can't eat just one, but for you... I'll gladly make an exception!
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Oysters
Jul 11, 2018 14:22:39 GMT -5
Post by beachguy on Jul 11, 2018 14:22:39 GMT -5
Oysters - do you swallow whole or chew?
I chew.
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Oysters
Jul 11, 2018 14:24:37 GMT -5
Post by beachguy on Jul 11, 2018 14:24:37 GMT -5
Yes, we will! BUT they must be perfectly anatomically correct (even that clit!). choosinghappy , I've never seen such an anatomically perfect oyster! And I eat them fairly regularly. Maybe I just have to play with them? Another adventure in science. What can I say? I present a perfect oyster. Anyone hungry? 😉 One more question @lonelywife- are you good with a little hot sauce on top?
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Post by flounder on Jul 11, 2018 17:14:35 GMT -5
And...that picture makes it crystal clear why oysters are considered an aphrodesiac. Clever quip choosinghappy . Every now and then I get a craving for oysters that must be addressed. If only sexual cravings could be fulfilled so easily with a purchase at the fish market, all would be well. If it were only that easy. I live on the Chesapeake Bay. Oysters whenever I want. Wish I could have sex that way !
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Post by flounder on Jul 11, 2018 17:17:26 GMT -5
I would much prefer to have someone else eat my oyster. 😈 Naughty girl !
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okiedude
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Post by okiedude on Jul 11, 2018 21:03:05 GMT -5
This post really makes me smile... Not because of the oyster reference but how we, sexually frustrated people jump on the opportunity to talk dirty just wanting someone to give us the sexual affection we crave... I only hold back because of the fear of hoping for a chance to feel free and lose what little control I have...
I love oysters too... But I promised not to eat them anywhere but home but for some reason she just won't put them on the menu. Also as I travel it is getting harder and harder to turn them down...
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Post by saarinista on Jul 11, 2018 21:56:59 GMT -5
This post really makes me smile... Not because of the oyster reference but how we, sexually frustrated people jump on the opportunity to talk dirty just wanting someone to give us the sexual affection we crave... I only hold back because of the fear of hoping for a chance to feel free and lose what little control I have... I love oysters too... But I promised not to eat them anywhere but home but for some reason she just won't put them on the menu. Also as I travel it is getting harder and harder to turn them down... oh hell go for it. you're not going to live forever, you know.
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