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Post by bballgirl on Apr 24, 2018 16:38:43 GMT -5
Gosh I love raw oysters. One of my favorite foods in the world. I met my exH at an oyster bar a long long time ago. Well shortly after we met he was diagnosed with gout and could no longer eat shellfish. He has done good to stay away from shellfish, I'm sure the pain from gout is the motivation. However that has not stopped me from eating oysters. As well he does not believe in eating raw oysters due to the few cases where people have gotten sick or died from it so I have to allow my son to eat them without his dad knowing. My son has had them for years but on the down lo. So what does this have to do with a SM? It's my outsourcing analogy.
Just because someone doesn't like something (sex, oysters) it doesn't mean that their spouse can't enjoy it outside of the house.
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Post by baza on Apr 24, 2018 20:54:55 GMT -5
I am fortunate, in as much as I really like oysters, sometimes raw, sometimes kilpatrick. Sometimes as an entree, sometimes as a main. Ms enna really likes oysters too.
Back in the day, my then missus liked oysters now and then, but for long periods was not interested in them. During these periods I revised my diet. I liked oysters a lot, but I didn't like them enough to go out for them independently, bar once or twice. Mainly, I stuck to shucking off.
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Post by choosinghappy on Apr 24, 2018 22:37:44 GMT -5
I would much prefer to have someone else eat my oyster. 😈
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Post by saarinista on Apr 25, 2018 0:53:25 GMT -5
And...that picture makes it crystal clear why oysters are considered an aphrodesiac. Clever quip choosinghappy . Every now and then I get a craving for oysters that must be addressed. If only sexual cravings could be fulfilled so easily with a purchase at the fish market, all would be well.
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Post by elkclan2 on Apr 25, 2018 2:06:25 GMT -5
Ha ha ha...
Perhaps the only thing that I think my ex does better than my now man is that he had more catholic tastes in food. My boyfriend is super picky and there are whole range of things he will not eat. Shellfish is one of them. Oysters, no way. Anything that lives in water basically.
But there's one thing he'll eat that my ex would never touch, and that more than makes up for his pickiness. ;-)
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Post by beachguy on Jul 11, 2018 11:23:45 GMT -5
I've always maintained that eating oysters is the best training for eating a woman. And that a guy that won't eat oysters won't eat a woman (properly).
After seeing that pic, I know I'm right!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2018 11:31:23 GMT -5
I've always maintained that eating oysters is the best training for eating a woman. And that a guy that won't eat oysters won't eat a woman (properly). After seeing that pic, I know I'm right! Counterexample: I can't eat oysters because they aren't kosher. I definitely enjoy the other kind of eating, though!
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Post by bballgirl on Jul 11, 2018 11:36:17 GMT -5
I've always maintained that eating oysters is the best training for eating a woman. And that a guy that won't eat oysters won't eat a woman (properly). After seeing that pic, I know I'm right! So glad you’re back I missed you! One day we’re going to share a bucket of oysters!
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Post by beachguy on Jul 11, 2018 11:48:12 GMT -5
So glad you’re back I missed you! One day we’re going to share a bucket of oysters! Yes, we will! BUT they must be perfectly anatomically correct (even that clit!). choosinghappy, I've never seen such an anatomically perfect oyster! And I eat them fairly regularly. Maybe I just have to play with them? Another adventure in science.
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Post by beachguy on Jul 11, 2018 11:51:31 GMT -5
I've always maintained that eating oysters is the best training for eating a woman. And that a guy that won't eat oysters won't eat a woman (properly). After seeing that pic, I know I'm right! Counterexample: I can't eat oysters because they aren't kosher. I definitely enjoy the other kind of eating, though! Ok, you get a pass for that! And maybe you have to double down. I'm Jewish too, but Barely Jewish.
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Post by catsloveme on Jul 11, 2018 12:03:45 GMT -5
This thread is making me laugh. Hopefully, if progress continues at my house, oysters will be back on the menu in the near future. Lol
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2018 12:07:35 GMT -5
Counterexample: I can't eat oysters because they aren't kosher. I definitely enjoy the other kind of eating, though! Ok, you get a pass for that! And maybe you have to double down. I'm Jewish too, but Barely Jewish. I'm trying to picture "doubling down...."
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Post by choosinghappy on Jul 11, 2018 13:31:05 GMT -5
So glad you’re back I missed you! One day we’re going to share a bucket of oysters! Yes, we will! BUT they must be perfectly anatomically correct (even that clit!). choosinghappy, I've never seen such an anatomically perfect oyster! And I eat them fairly regularly. Maybe I just have to play with them? Another adventure in science. What can I say? I present a perfect oyster. Anyone hungry? 😉
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Post by hopingforachange on Jul 11, 2018 13:32:00 GMT -5
Yes, we will! BUT they must be perfectly anatomically correct (even that clit!). choosinghappy, I've never seen such an anatomically perfect oyster! And I eat them fairly regularly. Maybe I just have to play with them? Another adventure in science. What can I say? I present a perfect oyster. Anyone hungry? 😉 I'm starving. 😋🍽️
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Post by choosinghappy on Jul 11, 2018 13:35:51 GMT -5
What can I say? I present a perfect oyster. Anyone hungry? 😉 I'm starving. 😋🍽️ Hahaha we’re all starving.
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