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Post by flounder on Apr 3, 2018 19:32:01 GMT -5
Alright gang it’s time to play everyone’s favorite game!
(Crowd shouts loudly) LETS MAKE AN EXCUSE !
That’s right gang,it’s time for Let’s make an excuse;the only game for refusers. Tell them how to play Johnny. Alright,Bob here are the rules; You are asked one question and you,our lovely internet audience,have to answer correctly to win.
Here is the question: Today is my 41st birthday.
What excuse will my wife give to get out of being intimate with her husband ?
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Post by carl on Apr 3, 2018 19:49:08 GMT -5
That’s a tough one. So many possibilities. I will go for her blaming you for not having done something right or not giving her enough attention.
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Post by greatcoastal on Apr 3, 2018 19:54:54 GMT -5
Give me an X Pat. 👍 Yes, one X.
I'd like to solve the puzzle.
I'm exhausted!
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Post by jim44444 on Apr 3, 2018 20:04:00 GMT -5
You are too old to want sex. (Going with the birthday theme)
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Post by baza on Apr 3, 2018 20:16:56 GMT -5
The thing is Brother flounder , that it doesn't matter "what" her excuse/reason is. Her excuse/reason will work, whether it is complete bullshit, or whether it is factual. You will accept it. You may accept it unhappily, skeptically, incredulously, disbelievingly or pissed offidly, but you will accept it. You might complain afterward about the legitimacy of the excuse/reason you have accepted, but you will accept it. So one excuse/reason is pretty much as good as any other. The excuse/reason produces the desired result - of no sex - whether said excuse/reason is bullshit or the gospel truth. Of course you could challenge the bullshit excuse/reason, and have a stand up fight about it if you are so inclined. And the result of that will still achieve the desired outcome - no sex. So I will posit that it really doesn't matter 'what' excuse/reason your missus offers up. Whatever it is will work in achieving the desired result - no sex. But in the spirit of Brother flounder 's post, I reckon she might go with - "the dog might see us and be traumatised".
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Post by h on Apr 3, 2018 20:40:54 GMT -5
My guess is that she will tell you she doesn't feel loved and you only want her for sex. She's going to try to guilt you into retracting your advances.
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Post by jim44444 on Apr 3, 2018 20:41:16 GMT -5
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Post by bballgirl on Apr 3, 2018 20:48:32 GMT -5
Happy Birthday!
That she is full from dinner and feels bloated.
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Post by surfergirl on Apr 3, 2018 21:01:10 GMT -5
You’re supposed to have sex on your birthday? Is that a thing? (Gosh, I need to get out more.)
My guess: I’ll go with pity sex if you initiate. Ignoring if you don’t.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2018 21:57:52 GMT -5
Birthdays are easy. It's supposed to be about you so if she senses any hint of intimacy, she'll find some minor thing to DARVO and then use the distance to avoid even the possibility of sex.
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Post by ihadalove on Apr 3, 2018 23:37:52 GMT -5
Happy Birthday! That she is full from dinner and feels bloated. This is my all time favorite.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2018 5:17:44 GMT -5
My entry in the sweepstakes: No excuse, she'll get involved watching a TV show until it is too late.
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Post by flounder on Apr 4, 2018 5:18:19 GMT -5
Times up ! And the winner is..... Tooyoungtobeold!
Tell him what he’s won Johnny !
Just like flounder your getting....:
Not a damn thing !
That’s right Bob,not a damn thing is loaded with all sorts of rejection and feelings of being unwanted. The best part is the depression,loneliness,and the feeling that all that money your spending on marriage counseling is a waste of time !
Back to you Bob.
Thanks Johnny. And a big thank you to all the lovely contestants for playing. We’ll see you next time on....
( crowd loudly shouts) LETS MAKE AN EXCUSE !
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Post by greatcoastal on Apr 4, 2018 5:18:51 GMT -5
My other guess is that she will take you out to dinner. Of course that means bringing the kids along. She will use them as a weapon . She will keep them out later than normal then tell you" we better get the kids home".
The kids will be wired and jumping all over your bed.
If that major distraction ever gets out of the way, she will hide in the computer.
During all this, you will manage to hint at what you REALLY want for your birthday. Something only she can give you.
You will get told " maybe, or possibly".
It will be midnight and she will be fast asleep, while you are left staring at the ceiling, again. Happy birthday friend!.
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Post by flounder on Apr 4, 2018 5:22:12 GMT -5
My other guess is that she will take uou out to dinner. Of course that means bringing the kids along. She will use them as a weapon . she will keep them out later than normal thrn tell you" we better get the kids home". The kids will be wired and jumping all over your bed. If that major distraction ever gets out of the way, she will hide in the computer. During all this, you will manage to hint at what you REALLY want for your birthday. Something only she can give you. You will get told " maybe, or possibly". It will be midnight and she will be fast asleep, while you ate left staring at the ceiling, again. Happy birthday friend!. You don’t happen to know the winning lottery numbers too,do ya ?
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