laura
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Post by laura on Jun 11, 2017 13:03:55 GMT -5
"Fine, just pull up my shorts when you're done." Usually delivered with an exaggerated groan or eye roll.
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Post by neonspace on Jun 11, 2017 18:57:43 GMT -5
I think under some certain circumstances a woman could pull this line off, but in my situation it just didn't come across as a textbook example of enthusiasm.
Her noticing my morning arousal: "you can stick that in me, if you want"
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Post by hopingforachange on Jun 11, 2017 19:07:44 GMT -5
I think under some certain circumstances a woman could pull this line off, but in my situation it just didn't come across as a textbook example of enthusiasm. Her noticing my morning arousal: "you can stick that in me, if you want" That line is completely dependent on the delivery.
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Post by seabr33z3 on Jun 11, 2017 20:11:30 GMT -5
How about during: Are you almost done yet? (With an exaggerated eye roll for emphasis) 😖😖😖
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Post by seabr33z3 on Jun 11, 2017 20:13:15 GMT -5
I think under some certain circumstances a woman could pull this line off, but in my situation it just didn't come across as a textbook example of enthusiasm. Her noticing my morning arousal: "you can stick that in me, if you want" The ear would be a very tempting orifice after that persuasive come on.
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Post by h on Jun 11, 2017 20:19:25 GMT -5
I think under some certain circumstances a woman could pull this line off, but in my situation it just didn't come across as a textbook example of enthusiasm. Her noticing my morning arousal: "you can stick that in me, if you want" The ear would be a very tempting orifice after that persuasive come on. Nah, the mouth would be a better choice. That way you wouldn't have to listen to any more of her rude commentary.😉
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Post by rdp62 on Jun 11, 2017 20:28:42 GMT -5
No. Don't delete the thread. I think we can all laugh together on this. It's painful when it happens. After a while, it's dark humor. My favorite response to "how was it?": (after working myself sweaty over her necrophiliac body over an hour of serious labia and cervical pummeling, then blowing a really good nut) "Next time, leave God out of it." As a fan of dark humor hypothetical speaking, So my hand said no...
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Post by seabr33z3 on Jun 11, 2017 21:17:03 GMT -5
The ear would be a very tempting orifice after that persuasive come on. Nah, the mouth would be a better choice. That way you wouldn't have to listen to any more of her rude commentary.😉 😂 👊
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Post by mrslowmaintenance on Jun 12, 2017 0:37:15 GMT -5
"Why are you bugging me so much, it's only been a little while since we had sex"
He says... At the ten week mark.
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Post by h on Jun 12, 2017 4:13:19 GMT -5
"Why are you bugging me so much, it's only been a little while since we had sex" He says... At the ten week mark. I hear that one too! "We JUST had sex and you want it again?" (I usually ask her when but she can't ever remember exactly but she assures me that it wasn't very long ago.)
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Post by snowman12345 on Jun 12, 2017 6:00:28 GMT -5
The ear would be a very tempting orifice after that persuasive come on. Nah, the mouth would be a better choice. That way you wouldn't have to listen to any more of her rude commentary.😉 Response: "How'd that taste?"
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Post by snowman12345 on Jun 12, 2017 6:01:50 GMT -5
"Fine, just pull up my shorts when you're done." Usually delivered with an exaggerated groan or eye roll. Can you pull the shorts up over his head? That might cover the eye roll and muffle the groan.
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Post by worksforme2 on Jun 12, 2017 6:40:53 GMT -5
"Why are you bugging me so much, it's only been a little while since we had sex" He says... At the ten week mark. Exactly!!!!....The remark that my X favored following a 3 or 4 months lull..."that's all you think about". Duh...maybe if I got laid more often, say 3 times a month instead of 1 time every 3 months I wouldn't be thinking about it so much.
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Post by shamwow on Jun 12, 2017 8:41:20 GMT -5
Mine was non verbal. A sigh and then starfish position.
That was the last time I had sex several years ago. Just ain't worth it.
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Post by wom360 on Jun 12, 2017 9:37:56 GMT -5
I'm always surprised how much disrespect people will tolerate. But I'm never surprised how the tolerance leads to more and more disrespect.
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